Author Topic: Mia Mia Loca - Hatfield - Double Negative!!  (Read 3534 times)


35 review(s) for Mia Mia Loca (24 positive, 7 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]
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Offline jangothunderbang

Link: External Link/Members Only

Price: £80 for 30 mins

Location: Well known flats in Hatfield, nice area, nice apartment.

Negative #1
First meet was arranged by text, it was pretty short notice (i.e. within 3 hours), all agreed and communicated well. Got to the apartment block 5, asked for the apartment number - nothing, I waited until 5 minutes past our agreed time... still nothing... then 10 minutes later, one final try... nothing! I was fuming, we literally last spoke via text not more than 2 hours ago, I travelled over an hour to get there and back, only to get completely ghosted when I got there! So obvious negative from me

But... a few days letter, and my penis got the better of me. Attracted by her profile and reviews, I made another attempt for an appointment (with even less notice) and it was duly granted. This time I messaged 15 minutes before I arrived just to make sure I got a response. Success, I was in! I was still made to wait nearly 10 minutes though outside her door when I got there! Not impressed so far by the tardiness.

Girl: Pictures are fairly accurate, her face is not as nice as the airbrushed photos suggest, definitely young and somewhat cute, but not a head turner. Her body though! Wonderful. She is so short she's probably on the border of being defined as a dwarf! Curvy but not fat (no rolls!), a phat booty, and epic tits! Just like the pictures. Her body will not disappoint

Negative #2
The act: She was miserable the entire time, completely mechanical and lifeless. A very boring punt. Kisses were lips only (as others have suggested), the OWO felt nice but was very mechanical and lacked variety, we fucked in 3 positions, I finished in doggy - she was surprisingly tight and I had no problem releasing a several day built up load. But she just had no energy throughout the entire punt. No desire, no passion and pretty much lacked eye contact from start to finish.

What I will say is that she is very submissive, so if you don't mind that and looking for a WG who you can flip, turn, fuck in any way you want - with a banging curvy body, then it would likely be a positive for you. But definitely a negative for me.
« Last Edit: July 17, 2023, 11:53:44 am by jangothunderbang »

Offline jangothunderbang

Accidently posted a reply - don't know how to delete ?
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Offline Ron89

Probably fucks 10-15 dudes a day, and works daily, not surprised that her enthusiasm has gone at this point. Just expect a fuck doll if you see her.

Offline finn5555

Ron89 is right, if she is taking a colossal amount of cock daily then like many others  they get jaded very quick  :rolleyes:

Offline jangothunderbang

You're not wrong, I was there quite early and her bin was nearly full already! I'm guessing her routine is just eat, fuck, sleep, repeat

Offline DoggyD

Did notice recently she changed her number & I was trying to contact her on the one I had saved (same happened to me with Pearl), pain in the arse especially if you have had comms from the original number & no internet access to see they have changed.

Promised myself I wouldn't go back as been there & done it twice now but still tempted. Not much better in the area is probably the main reason & Hatfield is on a way to & from work so an easy reach for me.

Offline jangothunderbang

Did notice recently she changed her number & I was trying to contact her on the one I had saved (same happened to me with Pearl), pain in the arse especially if you have had comms from the original number & no internet access to see they have changed.

Promised myself I wouldn't go back as been there & done it twice now but still tempted. Not much better in the area is probably the main reason & Hatfield is on a way to & from work so an easy reach for me.

You're not wrong, Hertfordshire area in general seems pretty sparse for VFM 

Online iq129

A mathematician punter will consider the review as positive because a double negative is a positive. The second negative is what I would say is the WE (wife experience).

By the way, I am sorry to learn about your forgettable experience.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2023, 10:29:40 pm by iq129 »

Offline Flightfan

Did notice recently she changed her number & I was trying to contact her on the one I had saved (same happened to me with Pearl), pain in the arse especially if you have had comms from the original number & no internet access to see they have changed.


I hadn't noticed the number change. That'll explain the radio silence to my requests for a meet. I don't feel so keen after this latest review.

Thanks for the review Jango and sorry it wasn't how you'd hoped.

Offline DoggyD

Black Pearl did tell me she had 3 different maids & they are the ones that change their numbers & at least one change happened during the day which caught me out before. Pain in the arse especially when you are sat outside with no internet. Only later when I was back online I spotted the number change, thankfully was still close by so got the meet sorted but prepared now I know this happens.

Still thinking about going back just because she is so submissive & want to see if I can try a couple of positions that other SP's might not be game for.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2023, 09:02:18 am by DoggyD »

Offline jangothunderbang

A mathematician punter will consider the review as positive because a double negative is a positive. The second negative is what I would say is the WE (wife experience).

By the way, I am sorry to learn about your forgettable experience.

This reply made me chuckle! The Wife Experience :scare:!!! My worst nightmare, although my wife is not nearly as submissive!!

Offline simon07

I have not always had good experience with Colombians.
Might have been better to catch early before the gal gets jaded.