English_Emmy - Carlisle

[shaft10]

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Been on my radar for a while this but having no reviews on here was keeping me away, plenty of glowing reviews on AW from the usual fluffy fuckers who want you to treat her well etc, anyway I took the plunge to report back..

1/2hr @ £100

Comms All done by text on the day, prompt replies so all good

Location First negative for me, a flat in the Garlands area of Carlisle, what a bastard it was for me to get there, SAT Nav took me over hill and vale.. not a good start

Appearance Second negative, no face pics on profile and I know why, she is not a looker in any way shape or form. Not even girl next door looking, About 5'5 so short, chubby with strawberry blonde hair, and shaped straight up and down, with crap tits. Safe to say I was disappointed when I got in.

The Meet Arrived at 22 mins past the hour so 8 mins early, I fired a text and she said give her a few minutes (fair enough I was early so expected this) didnt get a text with door no. until 35 mins past the hour, so now she's eating into my time. Anyway got in the flat, very tidy and clean/modern flat so that was a positive, but as described above I was not impressed by her, I didnt find her remotely attractive.
I was there now, after travelling for the best part of an hour so I handed the cash over and got on with it. Went in for a kiss, very light kissing I could tell she didnt want it (its not listed so no surprises) so I stripped off and got on bed, annoyingly she was making those stupid fake moaning noises as I was getting my kit off, and these continued for the duration of the punt, very off putting and I nearly lost my wood because she was pissing me off. Blowjob delivered OWO , half decent, I played with her tits a bit and after about 5 mins of OWO on me she wanted to climb on top, so mac on and on she went, road away a little but I was bored, not really turned on so by this point decided to shoot and get out of there. Turned her over into mish and banged away until I was nearly there then pulled out to shoot my load over her tits, she helped me by wanking me until I shot .. final negative was her hands, little stubby fat things, she also had rough skin. When she was wanking me she asked me to put a finger in her pussy, I obliged obviously but when I got in the car once I got out there was a slight fishy odour. So pleased I didnt even attempt RO. I'd rather lick sand paper. I was out in about 24 mins.

Conclusion Worst punt I've had, she was as disinterested as I was. She's not even average looking. Apparently she's coming to Workington in a few weeks. I won't be returning.

[Winker121]

Sorry to hear that you had a shitty punt. Thanks for the info.

[Dweeby]

Thanks for the review, good report. She's been on my hit list for ages, and I was planning to see her for an hour in the next few weeks, based on her a/w feedback. So you've just saved me £150, thanks.

She looks quite fit in her photos, are they not accurate?

Looks like I'll have to keep my eye open for a good tourer instead.

[shaft10]

Thanks for the review, good report. She's been on my hit list for ages, and I was planning to see her for an hour in the next few weeks, based on her a/w feedback. So you've just saved me £150, thanks.

She looks quite fit in her photos, are they not accurate?

Looks like I'll have to keep my eye open for a good tourer instead.

No the pics (IMO) are not accurate as they make her look good, or at least better than she is, as they are taken at various angles etc. With hindsight I should of walked, something which I've never done before but in future if it happens again I will be.
I'd save your money mate ...

[Easygoingdude]

Sorry to hear that it was a terrible punt. She was on my HL and we’ve spoken a few times but could never align times to work. Thankfully I know say!

Thanks for the info and off the HL she goes.

Hope your next one restores your faith