Link: External Link/Members OnlyDate: Early 2023
Price: £65 for 15 mins.
Comms: Via Text. Kept pushing the time back from our original time in the early afternoon. I was free in town for the PM so didn’t mind too much, but on reflection she obviously had no intention of honouring our original time as I was her first meet after checking in.
Venue: Hotel on Portland St. opposite the preferred punting venue.
Girl: As soon as I got into the room had the sinking feeling. Very quiet and didn’t want to chat, not half as good looking as her pics suggest, with quite bad skin. You wouldn’t look twice at her in the street, and she kept wandering off out of the room doing other things.
Action: She asked me to go and lay on the bed when I was ready. Normally I’m at ¾ full mast just through the excitement of the situation and looking at the SP but was already feeling nothing – hoped it might improve when she got into her act but no. She came over and started a very lacklustre BJ/mostly HJ – DeepthroatDolly is a big misnomer. Kept on asking me to tell her when I was going to cum when she’d made barely any attempt to get me hard. Thought maybe fucking her might get me going but was informed it was BJ only in 15 mins – a fact not communicated to me before. Accepted the inevitable and told her we were done – she was barely bothered and got back on her phone. More a service you expect from the worst type of EEs than a well-reviewed British girl.
Would I return?: Not a chance.
