Hmmmm, I think I'm going to get a right old slagging off here having skimmed some of the threads, but despite having punted since the mid nineties this is the first time I'd been in a massage shop, and I'm pretty sure I was taken advantage of and paid way too much.
To cut a long story, I turned up and met Jessica (a Chinese woman, who claimed not to speak too much English) and after telling me it was £30 for a half an hour massage she took me in to a small room with a table and shower and suggested I undressed and wait for her to return. When she did I lied and said I'd been to loads of massage places in North London where I used to live but this was the first time I'd been at this venue, and I was a little over enthusiastic and asked her if she did extras. She asked me what I normally paid, and I said £20 for Hand Relief, but she feigned not understanding, and after some bad miming she explained that it was £40 for her to give me hand relief and to see her naked, though that was actually only her stripping down to her knickers.
I asked if I could kiss her but that was £60, as was licking her tits, and so on and so forth, she really tried to upsell me on almost everything, but I thought I'd already paid too much and said I didn't have anymore cash on me. Even then she suggested I could pay by card, but I told her I'd left it at home.
So why not a negative? Well, firstly I did fancy her, I'd say she was early thirties, b-cup breasts, and facially quite cute. She seemed quite sweet too, she explained how her English was quite bad but I'm not 100% sure, and think it might have been all part of the act of trying to get more money from me. She massaged me for about ten minutes and it was alright, it's the first time I've had a professional massage and I asked her to be gentle, but I enjoyed her efforts and she was quite happy for me to grope her tits and feel her arse and pussy, even though with the last two it was over her knickers.
Then she started giving me a handjob, and after five minutes said "You cum quick now yes?" and a few minutes later I did. I liked the handjob though. she used lots of oil and mixed it up, and it led to a decent orgasm. With ten minutes left I presumed she'd go back to the massage but apparently that was my lot, and I noticed I left the room almost exactly 20 minutes after I'd entered it.
Shit, this should be a negative, shouldn't it? And fair enough if you want to read it like that, but I'm going for a low neutral because I fancied her, I liked the massage bit, the handjob was decent enough, and I'd had a bit of a shit real life date the day before and this cheered me up a bit, though if I'm in the area again I wouldn't return.
I don't think they have a website btw, but I got the number after reading about the place on here and then googling it.
