As stated in my response to this review of the same place (and same review title
My own experience of "High Class Chinese Massage" in Battersea was a negative one.
Firstly, I wasn't expecting to meet any of the girls used in the advertisement for the place - that's not the reason why I'll give a negative. Secondly this wasn't the place I was intending to visit. There's another one in the same area called "Enya Thai" which is only £50 for 30 minutes and it also had a good review in this section - so that was my first choice, however they weren't answering the phone. So a quick search on my phone revealed this alternative instead. I called them up and was told it would be £70 for 30 minutes. More than I wanted to pay for this kind of arrangement where I wouldn't know what to expect but by this point I was in full-on punt-mode so was prepared to risk it.
Just like the brand new member who reviewed this place earlier tonight, I also had trouble finding the entrance - around the back of a designer kitchen shop. A Chinese guy let me in to the flat and ushered me into a room with a young, quite attractive Chinese girl in it. I can't remember her name. I tried to be friendly like I always am on a punt to relax both me and the girl but she didn't speak a lot of English. She was in her mid-twenties. Quite fit body, but with a slight tummy. The reason it was a shit punt was because she seemed totally disinterested and maintained zero eye-contact. I leaned in to kiss her on her lips (which were tightly pursed as you might expect, judging from the scene set so far) but a slight whiff of her breath put me off trying again. We got straight down to business. First the BJ then sex. It felt emotionless and just crap - I knew I would be feeling like shit afterwards. I fucked her in missionary for a bit and made myself cum after a few minutes as I just wanted to get it over with - yes one of those
punts. She gave me a massage at the end rather than booting me out and it was quite good so I can't fault her for that part. But absolutely not worth £70. I left the flat and the same Chinese guy let me out - that felt a bit weird. What if it was his girlfriend that I just fucked? "See you again", he says. I don't expect so.