Naughty@Alanna - Edinburgh

[Charlie Richdson]

Naughty@Alanna - Edinburgh

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comms: fired her a text, was asked to phone her, which I did, agreed on time and duration, mid day booking for an hour, was quoted £120 no extras were mentioned fired a postcode.

Location: Half way the Walk, flat itself, nice and clean

Girl: the one in photos, not attractive at all, looks rough in person, those photos must been through the hands of Photoshop Expert.
her head is relatively big in comparison to her body

Handed the notes and then I was asked to strip off, cant remember if she had offered a shower, I had one beforehand anyway.
Then she prompted and asked what time piece I am rolling, Said its Seamaster, then she said I got Tag, and was gifted to me by a client, Okey fair enough, What do you want, I never asked, this is what's going inside me.
Then she asked how much was my watch, said I don't know had it bought moons ago, then she said her is couples of grand, okey fair enough again.

Then I said love, lets crack on, that was faced with attitude, then she said lay down on the bed "with a tone"

started off with off, which felt very mechanical, not attention to details at all, switched to 69, then sex, No engagement or whatsoever, the whole thing felt very awkward, bang her in couples positions till I emptied the balls, felt I am shagging one of those plastic sex doll, no feelings, no sense.

offered I message between round, which I took, she kept waffling all way through, didn't pay attention to what she was saying,

Round two was as bad as one, stayed just to empty my balls

Verdict: avoid, this WG got big ego, unless you are a shoe licker she wont entertain you and she would make you feel awkward

Her manner and everything was off putting

Not recommended at all

[Single.daddy]

Yeah, I had the same experience with her attitude. And I found her face very rough, but body was fine.

[Matrix]

I've never fancied this one. Looks weird, is Romanian and has that specifically tacky EE vibe which isn't sexy. She's popular because she's cheap.

I will say that it's probably best not to take the watch, that costs several thousand quid, to a low end hookers house doon Leith. If only to stop situations like the one mentioned here.

[Problem Child]

I will say that it's probably best not to take the watch, that costs several thousand quid, to a low end hookers house doon Leith. If only to stop situations like the one mentioned here.

Situation like what exactly?
Seems to me she was just trying to find common ground to break the ice and start a conversation.
I think I know what the problem is here tho. The OP’s just salty coz the conversation reminded him that he cannae afford a Rolex 

[willie loman]

she is not particularly low end, she has been here for 15 years and has 40 odd positive reviews,she is educated , and like many mature romanians, socially ambitious with right wing views, ive been with her around 10 times both in her sauna days and in her adultwork flat,she is remarkably competent, a better bet for a punt, than some third world monoglot being shuffled around the country , now that is low end.

[mills_and_bhuna]

she is not particularly low end, she has been here for 15 years and has 40 odd positive reviews,she is educated , and like many mature romanians, socially ambitious with right wing views, ive been with her around 10 times both in her sauna days and in her adultwork flat,she is remarkably competent, a better bet for a punt, than some third world monoglot being shuffled around the country , now that is low end.

Got to agree here.
I get the impression she's trying to break the ice.
Possibly something in the OP's manner set her against him.
I always try to give a compliment or make a joke to ease things along and apart from about 3 meetings where it felt a bit awkward I've never had any problems.
I probably won't agree with her political views but I'd go to see her before 90% of the Brazilians regularly populating Adultwork in Edinburgh at 150 an hour and extra for kissing.

[Matrix]

Situation like what exactly?
Seems to me she was just trying to find common ground to break the ice and start a conversation.
I think I know what the problem is here tho. The OP’s just salty coz the conversation reminded him that he cannae afford a Rolex 

Like the one described by the op.  Happens to me all the time. 

Great thing about forums is we get to share our opinions on things, over and over again. Despite the fact I've never seen or reviewed her, I can still share my thoughts. I hear it's catching on. 

 

[Name Not Found]

her head is relatively big in comparison to her body

This made me laugh - she's a petite woman. Did you expect her to have a tiny head? 

I had my own issues with her (after a few enjoyable visits) but, yes, she did tend to bang on about the expensive gifts other punters gave her. I just dismissed it as her way of starting a conversation.

[willie loman]

Got to agree here.
I get the impression she's trying to break the ice.
Possibly something in the OP's manner set her against him.
I always try to give a compliment or make a joke to ease things along and apart from about 3 meetings where it felt a bit awkward I've never had any problems.
I probably won't agree with her political views but I'd go to see her before 90% of the Brazilians regularly populating Adultwork in Edinburgh at 150 an hour and extra for kissing.

sorry to bump the thread, just wanted to mention she is an admirer of Ceausescu, though i imagine she has no real idea about him, except that under his regime there was law and order, you will find that many romanians are fond of king charles, as he has owned property in romania for years.

[Name Not Found]

sorry to bump the thread, just wanted to mention she is an admirer of Ceausescu, though i imagine she has no real idea about him, except that under his regime there was law and order, you will find that many romanians are fond of king charles, as he has owned property in romania for years.

Well, that'll definitely help make punters' minds up about whether to shag her or not. I always ask a WG to give a detailed account of her political views before unzipping my whanger 

[willie loman]

Well, that'll definitely help make punters' minds up about whether to shag her or not. I always ask a WG to give a detailed account of her political views before unzipping my whanger 

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the other day a wg was expressing her concerns over inflammation, i realised she meant inflation , she was scottish, an example of a malapropism,  i think,

[Name Not Found]

the other day a wg was expressing her concerns over inflammation,

Her's, or the punter's? 

I had a shit punt the other day; I definitely got inflamed 

[NicAndrew]

Then she prompted and asked what time piece I am rolling, Said its Seamaster, then she said I got Tag, and was gifted to me by a client,

Of course she's got a Tag, she's a Heur 

[CasperGomez]

Political views of wg's?? FFS - whatever next...

[Jock D]

Punting and politics are a particularly hideous mix...both in the bedroom and on here