External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyMet with Polly's Thai a few days ago, egged on by some previous reviews and happening to be in the area. Getting in touch was simple, sent a text and she got back to me inside 10 minutes stating the rates and a location near to her.
I went for a £60/45 minute massage with a hand job. The other options were £50/30 minutes and £70/60 minutes.
On arrival i sent another text and got the precise location and was let into her shop. A very small hair salon with a very high ceiling which conveniently fits a massage table and very little else. She's a rather slim lady and definitely not lying about her age on her profile.
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. The back massage itself was terrible and left me with back pain something fierce for the last few days. She did ask if i wanted soft, medium or hard and i went with medium so that's possibly my mistake. She was very direct in work and kept a serious professional vibe throughout our time. On the flip she got straight to work on my member, working everything with much better control than with the massage but i noticed that she didn't once look at me or my friend showing a face of not quite disgust but a definite dislike using the time to look at pretty much anything but. Or perhaps i was just reading into things a bit more and she just has a case of resting bitch face or a particularly bad day. I wasn't gonna ask for any extras with the vibe i was getting. Anyway she got me off, finished the massage wiping off the excess oil and bid me goodbye.
I'm going to give this a neutral because the massage on my front half wasn't bad and the hand job was pretty good. No intentions of returning though.