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1hr £45 + £40 B2B and OWO (£85 total)
Preamble BollocksBig thanks to Tightpants for their previous review:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378484.0Unfortunately my experience wasn't quite as good as Tightpants', but was still OK. If I hadn't gone with such high expectations, I'd've probably had a better time.
CommsAdequate, but only just. My first text was ignored, so I called 20 minutes later. Very limited Engrish on phone, but eventually texted the address to me. Luckily thanks to Tightpant's review, I already had a fair idea of where I was going.
Location TCM shop on a nice street. One of the less seedy roads that I've walked down whilst on a punting mission. Didn't have any concerns that the car would still be there when I returned.
The shop looks recently refurbished, and is clean and tidy inside. It's a converted Victorian terrace, and the treatment rooms are upstairs, so no good if you've got mobility problems. The waiting room is downstairs at the back. Not for the faint hearted, I met two fellow punters whilst I was in there. I'm not local, so didn't give a shit, but if you're local you probably don't want to bump into your dirty old uncle whilst you're there.
The massage room upstairs at the front had a comfy table with head hole, and an ok ensuite shower. Instead of relaxing muzak, the soundtrack came courtesy of Cannock's boy racer fraternity; popping and banging their remapped STs up and down the nearby A5.
Massage The massage was a bit shit TBH. My massuse had a very grabby style, and it wasn't relaxing at all. She was scurrying about the whole time as if the place was on fire, and I wished that she'd slow down a bit. Not relaxing, not sensuous, and not very theraputic either.
ExtrasB2B was agreed and paid for at the start. It was also a bit shit. The session was saved however by the spontaneous and unrequested OWO and ball-sucking. HJ finish was good too.
Weird shitBefore the start, my massuse used the international sign language for "I'm going for a piss", though it might have meant, "I'm gonna wash my fanny", or even, "I'm gonna frig myself stupid".
The massage room door was open throughout, which felt a bit exposed. At the end after the HJ, a second massuse wandered in. Unfortunately, I wasn't treated to any 4-hand action. However, she took over and gave me a very good head massage. She had a very nice touch, and I wish that it'd been her who'd performed the massage proper.
Conclusion OK rub n tug. Could've been much better if I'd had the other massuse. Very limited communication. Apologies, I wasn't able to get either woman's name. Very handy for the A5, a good plan B.
Oh, as it's a VS ad, do I need to even mention that neither woman bares even a passing resemblance to the young model in the pictures?
