Author Topic: Sex Furniture - Continental Breakfast, Monkey Rocker, Sukebe Stool - UK Stock?  (Read 1370 times)

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Recently seen the Continental Breakfast Chair on YouTube – exhibited by Anna Uddenberg
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Yes there are a few bemused expressions in the background...
...not yet on sale – imagine it will be a commission piece only so likely to be too expensive for most of us. It would make for quite the conversation piece sat in the middle of the lounge.

Next two are more practical (storage) and affordable for me but still seemingly out of reach:

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Monkey Rocker seemingly sold out, discontinued or available only from Russia – cheaper, lower quality, poorer imitations are available. Not much of a second-hand market for these!

I think it looks like an environmentally friendly product; avoids cost of living increases as self-powered; improves health through endurance and a sprint finish; lowers blood pressure - eventually.
It could so easily be available on the NHS. :)

Sukebe Stool (designed for a sensual washing experience)
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Can’t seem to find one for sale in the UK. There is a South East based massage provider that offers a Sukebe Stool treatment (tantricfrancesca.co.uk/londonen/erotica.html – the site has a small demo; site also shows in Google as not a secure site – don’t enter any personal details!). Plenty of info and reviews of this provider on UKP on a defunct AW profile:
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I'm currently considering commissioning some bespoke furniture or getting someone to adapt conventional furniture for sexual purpose – both are expensive options and not as simple and discreet as placing an order online unfortunately.

Any advice/guidance re sourcing a Monkey Rocker and/or Sukebe Stool in the UK gratefully received – I don’t want to import. Likewise any suggestions re similar items please let me know. Not really after any BDSM type suggestions - I prefer something more unusual or adaptive.
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Large pail and a little skill with a heating element on a rheostat and you have a sukebe stool.  Plus can plush it up by adding padding.

A wood-worker (no pun intended) could also fashion one pretty quick from a broad log section with a chainsaw/router and various honing grits of sand paper.  Customised to your height and cheeks too.

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Be quick  :D

Thank you Doc - well found (outstanding) - bonus is that it seems I've now been medically advised to get one! :) Current stock is -1  :( but I do now have a UK based contact.

Large pail and a little skill with a heating element on a rheostat and you have a sukebe stool.  Plus can plush it up by adding padding.
A wood-worker (no pun intended) could also fashion one pretty quick from a broad log section with a chainsaw/router and various honing grits of sand paper.  Customised to your height and cheeks too.

Thank you LLP - currently struggle to make a flight of stairs so DIY beyond me for foreseeable future. I'd have to explain to woodworker what I wanted , provide measurements etc but certainly fired up the neurons for alternatives.
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A sukube chair
Brought one on Ali express for £66 pounds took 3 weeks to arrive I don't advertise on Adultwork but I have one for my Nuru Massage or tantra experience upgrade

There are plenty of furniture makers on Etsy and fetlife

Unfortunately I know plenty who failed due to the cost effective vs China import

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Thank you Doc - well found (outstanding) - bonus is that it seems I've now been medically advised to get one! :) Current stock is -1  :( but I do now have a UK based contact.

Yes says two stuck in baskets which haven't progressed, but may be worth contacting the seller? If not then made to order. Looks very well constructed and is a design classic. Simple but clever.

I used to construct all sorts for Mrs H some years ago, but mine weren't beautiful pieces of furniture, just cheap and functional  :D



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I used to construct all sorts for Mrs H some years ago, but mine weren't beautiful pieces of furniture, just cheap and functional  :D



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Wow, that would be guaranteed to bring a tear to the late Barry Bucknell's eye.


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A sukube chair
Brought one on Ali express for £66 pounds took 3 weeks to arrive I don't advertise on Adultwork but I have one for my Nuru Massage or tantra experience upgrade

There are plenty of furniture makers on Etsy and fetlife

Unfortunately I know plenty who failed due to the cost effective vs China import


£66!!!

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On amazon it's £186

That price on the link is just the product not the shipping costs

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Monkey Rocker/Love Glider style apparatus / Cheaper Sukebe style stool

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Love Glider Sex Machine - Sale Price: £199.99 | Your Low Cost Sex Shop (sexdepot.co.uk)
£200 – seems a brilliant price when compared to others here. Online shows similar (UK based) from £361 to £793

Additionally – though not quite a Sukebe stool it bears a cose resemblance.
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Multifunction Shower Chair Load Bearing Bath Chair Non Slip for Elderly | eBay
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