Health and Beauty
93 Lavender Hill, London. SW11 5QL
020 7 738 1412 / 0207 228 6077
External Link/Members OnlyHad an itch for a nice massage and was in the area so dropped in for a 1hr massage. It’s a Sunday so parking is easy all around. Just pick a side street. Thai guy manning the right side shop (there’s two places side by side). Was told someone would be free in 30 mins so I paid up (£50). (See attached image for their price list). As I was going in for my shower, was told someone would be ready in a few minutes after a quick shower (no time wasting so bonus!). Had a shower and wandered through the premises with just a towel on (whitest hoping to not run into another punter / customer (could be male / female)) into the allocated room where Sanya was waiting. Offered a glass of water before she wandered off letting me get comfy. The usual, naked face down with towel covering my ass.
Was asked what type of massage (replied with Medium). Massage commences and it’s a very competent massage with sufficient pressure. She seems trained. It does irk me if I got to a massage shop and end up with a crap massage with only the promise ‘extras’. This place rarely disappoints and I’ve visited many times over the years. Good massage that isn’t painful, shifting the towel around as needed to let me keep my modesty. After about 40 mins, asked if I’ve been there before, then to turn around, asked if I wanted oil on the front to which I was fine with (that’s her code for if I wanted HR / a HE). She started telling me it’s £50 to which I replied no, it’s too much. She dropped to £30 which I still wasn’t didn’t agree with. She went with it with lots of oil still insisting on £30 but I told her £20. After a bit, she kind of gave up trying to get me to shoot my load as it just wasn’t working and so guided my hand to let me finish myself off. She pulled her shirt up and bra down and let me feel her (she has big busts and large erect nipples). Teased me by lunging in and pressing her boobs against my face only to pull away again. After I finished myself off…she was still saying £30 but I told her I did all the work! Her technique wasn’t working for me so I’ve had better in that respect here and elsewhere. Anyway, pulled out £20 for her but she was in good spirits and joked that she’ll see me tomorrow.
So it’s a particularly warm day and there were two fans blowing in the room. I wasn’t particularly warm yet as I’d just showered and the fan noises drowned out any music that might have been playing but I eventually got used to it. Sanya looked to be about someone in her 40s. Very short with a round figure. Thai lady with a smiley face. Not really someone I’d pick given the choice but it is what it is and I was actually there for the massage more than anything else. Regardless, her English was fine. The spa I was guided through was the left one (Normally get taken to the left side as that’s where the card machine is).
The shop is well kept and has three showers (2 of 3 working). Soap in the dispenser. They also have a steam room and sauna opposite the showers, changing room with lockers. Should you go for a massage, you can use these facilities so the entry price is not bad, considering you could chill a bit in the sauna after. I can’t remember what the right side is like but I get the impression I’ve been there too.
Overall, the massage was great. Wasn’t light and useless nor too hard and painful so I got what I wanted. I have had Thai massages here before where they twist you and crack your back but may depend who you get. Sanya was friendly, and although the HE vary, I would recommend a visit as at least you’ll likely get a decent massage.
I remember when they used to offer 45 mins for £35 but prices gradually crept upwards. However, this is the only spa in London (offering extras) that I know of with a sauna. Another place down the road is legit but also has facilities.
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