Hi Major
Found this review for Yoona
« by andyitc on: August 19, 2020, 11:14:00 am »
External Link/Members OnlyRelaxing & Stress Relief Full Body Massage in Northampton City Centre Gumtree Yoona
I messaged this girl a couple of days ago and asked what was on offer and was told body to body at £50 for 30 mins so I thought it's worth a punt.
The location is on the Wellingborough Road, not at the end where lucky or sugar or whatever she is calling herself this week is but further towards Abington Park near to lloyds pharmacy in a downstairs flat. the premises were ok.
I found it quite hard to communicate with her since her grasp of the English language was pretty poor but she told me that she was here for a short while and she normally works in London. She made it quite clear that touching her around the pussy area was out of bounds.
It was a typically disappointing punt, you know that feeling when you are lying there having a massage thinking why did I waste my money? I think I will term this "punters remorse". I think one of the things that really frustrates me is when you get a girl who complains that it either
a) Tickles when you touch her anywhere
b) Tells me that she does not like her breasts being touched because they are too sensitive, this is usually when they are bolt ons I have found or possibly period due.
c) Tells me that I am far too big for her-although I would love for this to be true.
She was an average looking Thai with a difficult to discern age. She told me she was 22 but it may be easy to add a decade or 2 to that figure.
On the plus side she had large breasts if you like that sort of thing, personally I prefer something a little more understated. On the negative side she had a stomach to match those breasts.
The massage such as it was did nothing to either relieve my aching muscles and neither was it sensual. She told me in her text that she does Tantric. I think me and her have a different grasp on what the term Tantric involves.
For some reason, possibly because by this point I was quite bored I decided to ask if she did full sex and she said that she did for another 20. I said I would like this (turned out I was lying) and she insisted on taking the money right at that moment. This is another pet hate of mine, it really ruins the moment have to get up and find your wallet. I had already paid her £50 upfront so I obviously was unlikely to try and cheat her.
She started by doing OW, I really like it when they use their mouth to put the condom on, I think that's quite a neat trick and this may have been the high point of the meeting. After a few minutes she started to ride me but then started complaining that I was going in too deep. I then went into doggy and also tried mish and again she complained. I did this for a few minutes but it was spoiling the mood and I was finding it impossible to come so I gave it up as a bad job and asked her to finish me off.
Would I go again?
No
should you?
No
Site Rules Contact
