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External Link/Members OnlyThis was back in the cold months of winter earlier this year, but yikes, it's a good example of what can happen when plan A and plan B fall through.
So there I was on a cold Friday night and onto AW I went and I tried to book a girl who was apparently in Glasgow on a tour, but not working until tomorrow, green light be damned.
A regular I see had her green light on but we couldn't lock in a time.
Lily was near by, her green light was on, communication was easy...and that's where the positives end.
Lily's apartment wasn't what I would call well kept. Looked a bit run down (located in town) and there was a bit of a funky aroma.
Lily is also in no way 37, try mid to late 40s, and those pics are well out of date.
Lily was very friendly and chatty, but she wasn't doing much for me.
Anyways, too busy listening to the other guy in the conversation in we went and on we got.
Lily offered to start with a BJ at my request and while down there ... it depends on your taste.
For me, she was far too sloppy and wet. It was just too much for me and I didn't enjoy it.
Then she got too excited and the wee fella took a knock or two.
I called a pause, and then an end so I could get outta there.
No offer of a shower or anytime at the start or end for those that want to know.
£80 for half an hour, you live and learn.
Maybe others will have better luck, but this was probably one of the worst punts I have had in a year or two.