Author Topic: Asian Massage Waterloo  (Read 992 times)

Offline Bananas567

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I will probably get identified by the establishment for this review given how specific my review is, but figured I should give an honest review of this establishment for future punters.

So after reading pperve and adrianm's review wanted to try out this place for myself. Messaged late in the afternoon for an early evening massage with Nora, figured it would be a B&S per previous reviews but they seemed promising. Comms are straightforward, and directions are clear. The flat is based 5 min walk from Waterloo station, a decent flat with decent shower facilities.

SP1 (didn't catch her name):

Here's where it gets weird. I was greeted by an SP1 who looked young as per the previous reviews. but not as cute, etc. as described. Was wearing a dress so couldn't tell what her body was like, but her face seemed ok. Figuring that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and that I had traveled to get here, thought I'd just stay for the hour (£120).

While the SP1 was in the bathroom I knocked on the bathroom door asking if I could use it before we started. Another SP2, much more attractive (maybe Nora, will describe later, maybe other reviewers can confirm) opened her door and said yes, when SP1 was done. Cool I thought and I lay down on the massage table.

SP2 then came into my room and offered me a 4-hander for free for a little bit before her appointment would arrive. I was like yeah why not? Went to the bathroom, came back and both SPs started massaging me. All good so far. Then SP2 mentioned that it was the first SP1's first day that I was her first customer and that she wanted to see for a little bit how the first SP1 was doing before SP2's customer came.

I could immediately tell that the SP2 was way more experienced and sensual (CC swipes in first 5 mins), and the first SP1 was inexperienced. Should have probably just walked then but I was already naked getting massaged by both ladies, so was thinking with my dick and decided to say. Got a 4-hander for the next 10-15 mins, then SP2 left.

After she left, could properly focus on the SP1's massage and realized I'd fucked up by not walking. She had absolutely no idea how to massage and wasn't sensual at all. Tried to chat with her during the massage (I guess to both ease her nerves and maybe salvage this situation), and she seems like a nice girl who was doing this to earn some cash while looking for a job. After a lackluster 20 mins or so, she took her clothes off and started grinding on top of me. Again, could tell she was inexperienced, although felt she was getting wet and into it (but I was not, wasn't really sensual at all). 

Flipped and revealed a pudgy body, A-B size cups with some puffy nipples. Started oiling my cock and trying to massage it, but frankly, I don't think she knew what she was doing. Tried to lick and suck her nipples, to which she responded positively, but again zero cock handling skills and she actually stopped touching my cock and just left me hanging, which got rid of any boner I had leading up to this. She tried getting back into it and asked how I would like it. Tried to explain how to do an HJ, but realized it would be futile so gave up after a little bit (the language barrier didn't help), and told her it wasn't gonna happen. Had a shower and left blue-balled, around the 60 min mark.

SP2 (Angela):

As I left I messaged the contact and told her of my experience and that I didn't think it was fair. It was SP2 handling the comms as she responded promptly saying she was sorry and would give me a big discount for next time. After a few back-and-forth texts, SP2 mentioned she was free at that time (cancellation) so I could come in then, and would be charged half price. Was still in the area so against my better judgment went over.

Was greeted by SP2 and ushered to her room. It was a bit awkward as I could see SP1 peeking from a slit in her door but just ignored it and walked straight in. SP2 was way more attractive, and could easily pass as early-20s but likely mid-late 20s Really attractive face, a nice smile, fair skin, nice soft B-cup boobs with puffy nipples, a really pretty labia, has a tattoo above her pubic mound. Introduced herself as Angela

Was still debating whether to just cut losses and walk. Started speaking to Angela about the experience, she was very apologetic and said SP1 had told her she had done this before. Angela said she would offer me B2B free and would do OWO, but that would be extra. She has a nice sensual peppy vibe about her. Given the new deal, and that I knew she was good from the 10 min massage I got from her, and found her attractive, I stayed.

To be fair Angela was very attentive, and I got a good massage face down (knows how to apply pressure well), followed by her launching into a raunchy B2B, nibbling my ear and kissing my cheeks, neck, etc, grinding up and down and using her full body. Flipped within 10 mins and she goes for a peck on the lips, before licking my nipples, kissing all over my body, licking my balls then going straight into OWO. Her OWO is very good, has soft lips, uses her tongue well, and has good suction. Not the best OWO I've ever had but solid for sure. She continued like this for maybe 5 mins, bobbing up and down, and came up for a light kiss on the lips. I was going to suggest doing RO, and she was like yes please, so she maneuvered herself to 69 and I went at it. Honestly one of the prettiest pussies I've seen, shaved, clean, delicious. She continued bobbing up and down, interspersed with her hand as well. After maybe 7ish mins of 69, felt sap rising and she removed her mouth and finished me off with her hand, and I exploded all over.

She left to wash her hands and spoke to SP1 in Chinese. Came back and told me she'd told the SP1 about all of this and that she would train SP1 to actually do this job. Asked me if I was satisfied. I reiterated to her that I thought SP1 was a nice girl but didn't think she was cut out for the job. That being said, I told her I had a great time with her, which I did. She appreciated that I was nice about it and that I'd get another discount from her next time.

Took another shower, and came back dressed, and Angela asked me for extra for the OWO and RO. Asked her how much and she said whatever you wish so gave her £30 because I thought it was good. She gave me another kiss on the cheek and I left.

While I was leaving I realized SP1 was with another customer, maybe they have better luck than me.

Conclusion:

I'm not sure how to rate this review. On one hand, this was a bad case of B&S and SP1, while a nice girl, was inexperienced and frankly terrible at FBSM. Part 1 should be a definite negative.

On the other hand, Angela was very good, very apologetic. While I didn't appreciate the initial B&S, I did appreciate her demeanor after my quick feedback, a free B2B, and good OWO/RO. I'd happily see Angela again for £120 B2B + £30 OWO, even though it's a bit expensive, as I find her attractive. I'd be curious to know if she is the "Nora" that others have reviewed. Part 2 was a positive for me, even with the initial frustration.

I've left it as Neutral, and hopefully, this helps future punters make an informed decision. I'm not really concerned about being ID'd and not getting future service, because frankly too many good SPs out there both for sex and FBSM.

« Last Edit: June 20, 2023, 12:41:11 am by Bananas567 »

Offline deg_dilemma

The free 4 hands massage, even just for 15 minutes, is a positive I'd say.  I wouldn't mind if I had a 'training' session with SP1 or SP2 with the other watching to learn!

I'm in the area in a few weeks and keen to try this place.

I'll keep an eye out for pudgy body SP1 ... even that description of her makes me go limp  :vomit:
« Last Edit: June 20, 2023, 10:43:22 am by deg_dilemma »

Offline Bananas567

Yeah i wouldn't have minded if it was a training session, was just the B&S with an inexperienced girl that really irked me.

Offline Pperve

SP2 sounds like the Nora I saw. Looks like they palm of punters to any SP available. Sorry you had a poor start. Even with the strong finish, the bad start spoils the day. The fact they also pick any name that suits them on the day means you never know who you will get. Okay if they are all strong, however, with mixed quality and high price, makes me reconsider making this a regular choice.