Profile Name:SassyLexi (Plymouth)
Location:Lexi is located at the bottom of a long cul-de-sac off Dunnet Road, if you know the Plymouth area. The area was fine and quite safe.
Lots of parking is available in non-resident marked spaces, Lexi is located right at the end of the cul-de-sac and there are a number of flats all overlooking the end where you park. It is what it is, and you will end up parking <50m from her flat.
You will not need to add any ‘finding parking time’ to your prep logistics other than the 1min to walk to her flat.
Link:External Link/Members OnlyServices:You can see the ad for yourself, but the usual limited massage with limited extras on offer, with no touching.
I have no problem with the no touching, these are her rules, but I don’t need to be reminded more than once.
When:Beginning of April 2023
Price:After observing a previous review on here (thanks Hammertime42) I also saw she had a Vivastreet offer of £65 at the time of my booking.
Her AW price for an hr at the same time on AW was £80 (I now cant find her Viva ad, but it is a confusing site to navigate at the best of times, and may still be there?).
Communication:Fine, all done by text on the morning for that afternoon, so she was happy with the short notice booking. I arrived 10mins early, messaged, got no reply until the agreed time and was advised she was running behind. Fine, but I am sat awkwardly in residents' parking spaces, but whatever. Didn’t get the impression it was a no-show, and 5-10mins later received a message to head to x number, knock and simply head upstairs.
Physical Appearance:I found her attractive. Current profile photos are accurate, gallery photos are managed. Really happy and smiley on welcome.
Age:No idea, not able to date ladies very well, however, I would say her advertised age of 35 is accurate.
Height:Not sure, 5’2”-5’3” so long as she can reach me, I am happy.
Hygiene:No issues at all. Room all clean and prepared. No offer of a shower, not needed as I had prepped and driven straight there, and none was offered at the end.
Service:The massage ok, not Thai standard and not knot finding and back ‘cracking’ level, it was ok and to be fair, not advertised as anything like that, so just a statement. If you want a structured Thai type massage, this is not for you. She strips off her upper half to start the massage early doors.
Massage table set up in the living room, I strip off, no offer of a shower (not needed as I was clean) and hop on face down ready.
I realise it must be difficult for the SP to know where to pitch things at the start of a session - she does not know me, does not know what I want and she has a naked stranger on her table, but I got a lot of one-way verbal traffic from the start. In fact, it was not just from the start, it was all the way through. Oh my… I now know how much they need her in her old job, which profession she was in, how much her household bills are – it just went on. Then I hear about the OF part of her business, then her tiktok escapades… I was not too bothered as I am face down and it was ‘ok’, washing in and out and not really listening (bit like at home). Go girl, you have to pay the bills and I am not judging, do whatever you need to, but it is not all about you when I have paid to see you…
Now, the dog. We need to talk about the dog. It is not the elephant in the room as some would say, but it is the dog in the room, and it is Lexi’s baby. I get this. Dogs become like surrogate babies to women who have no children (apologies Lexi if you do have children but from listening to you, you do not have children and the dog is your baby. Fine, I get it).
The dog was very well behaved and not bothered by the sight of a random stranger number x that day in his house. However, poor doggo had the collar of shame on when I visited for whatever reason, and when doggo decided to go and change slumber position, as dogs do, the collar of shame bashed into my foot. NB, this is still a positive rating, despite doogo wanting to move around, but I can see how this could be viewed differently by others…my review and all that.
Anyway, time for the flip, the conversation has now reached tiktok land with Lexi and I am simply not interested at all, but apparently, she had a viral tiktok video doing the numbers for her at some point, but it got taken down. This was all explained at the the start of the main event, the main event to me anyway, which is the start of the HR! Maybe not for her, but the main reason I am there...
She carries on chatting about this Tiktok video she posted whilst starting the main event and I am like, what… I grunt and place a finger over my lips, and she realises that she has been simply rambling and gets on with the main course.
The main course was satisfactory, to be fair I was still slightly reeling from the recent chat, the complete lack of CC’s, no reach unders, no real teasing beforehand (which I enjoy). It was a bit meah if honest, but I am still ploughing on with the positive review, but it could have so easily slipped to neutral, and I am wondering if it should really be a neutral.
Timekeeping:Kept waiting for 5-10mins past the agreed time. Not an issue, but you are at the end of a dead-end cul-de-sac in resident-only spaces. They must know what is happening, but they don’t know me and I am not bofered.
Positives:Lexi is really nice and friendly. I don’t recall being lathered in oil at the end, and so did not need a shower (a shower was not offered and not sure if on offer).
Neutral:The chat. It is all about Lexi. No real engagement elsewhere, just an observation it is all very Lexi centric…
The dog, but I love dogs. This could be a game-changer for others but not me as I love dogs. He/she, or it (for the woke generation) is a big old greyhound and fine, absolutely not fazed by you being there but will wander around mid massage as doggo’s do.
Negatives:I would say none (the doggo did not really bother me at all).
Would I visit again:The honest answer was going to be no, despite the positive feedback I have given her, which was very nearly a neutral to be fair due to the chat, the chat, and then the dog. However, I see from her latest AW ad that she does a 30min at £40. Mmm, less chat, and I would try again for a quick 30mins... I will report back… she is really sweet though.
Summary:Satisfactory massage and HR. I realise that that is not really a good summary is it.
I was originally torn between whether this should have been a neutral, however, Lexi was really bubbly, happy and friendly and when she realised that she was babbling on she did stop and got on with the business. So i am going to maintain the positive review.
Take from it what you will. I will try again and try a 30min’er and report back, so going to maintain the positive review. Enjoy.
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