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External Link/Members OnlyAfter seeing the review by Wankindead here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=376602.0 and with an offer of £40 for an hour at the time I was eager to pay this new place a visit. Having a free weekend recently I popped in on the Sunday afternoon without a booking to try my luck.
Whilst in a fairly quiet side road you are still fairly close to the centre of Bromley and there were a handful of people walking around the area, the place is simply called 'Massage Spa' and to be honest reminded me a little of a sex shop with it's blackout curtains in the window and choice of font for their sign. If being discreet is important to you perhaps visit under the cover of darkness. Plenty of free parking outside, I was able to park opposite and down the road a little.
Inside I was taken aback slightly at how nicely the place is decorated, nice lights and posh looking gloss tiled floor, this may be leftover from the hairdresser which used to occupy this unit. Upon entering I was greeted by Anna, a very petite chinese girl who looked to be in her late 20s early 30s and was wearing a pink tracksuit with fluffy slippers, I paid the £40 for the hour upfront and then she gestured me into a small massage room just off the side of reception. I stripped nude and climbed up onto the table which was nicely pre-warmed and felt very comfortable and sturdy, noted that their were no towels to cover myself with and waited for Anna to return.
After reading the previous review I was a little dissapointed when Anna returned after 5 minutes still wearing the tracksuit rather than something a little more alluring. I guess I didn't hide this all that well as she began to apologise that it was very cold (it was last weekend during the 25C+ weather...) and then proceeded to cover me with a towel and begin the massage. I like a firm touch which unfortunately she didn't seem to quite be able to manage, she remarked multiple times that I was a 'big strong man' and that this was very good but made me hard to work on. Not sure if she was trying to massage my ego at the same time or make excuses for the lack of pressure.
After about 10 minutes of massage through the towel she rather abruptly whipped it off and I heard the distinct snap as she opened a bottle of (surprisingly cold) Johnsons baby oil which she then proceded to dump down my back in a line from my head right down and into my ass cheeks! She the proceeded to work on my shoulders and upper back with lots of pressing her pelvis up against my head and hands before working down over my glutes and legs with lots of CC swipes and the occasional grazing of my balls. Her technique was so-so, honestly she focussed to much on trying to ensure I was aware that extras would be on offer and less on my knots and pain points. After about 40 minutes she asked me to turn over and asked if I wanted anything from 'The specials menu darling' I was pleased to see that she had ditched her tracksuit top to reveal a fairly tight lycra like crop top which she must have wiped her hands on at some point because it was already pretty sheer giving my a good view of all she had to offer.
Given said view and her demonstrated lack of skill so far I went for hand relief only for £20. Like the rest of the experience it was just ok, fairly rushed and no edging despite asking her to slow down on multiple occasions. After I was done she cleaned me up and left the room to allow me to get changed. As I was walking accross recpetion to the door she rushed over to stop me giving me a half hug and asking if I would return, she then quickly followed up with 'The other girls give better massage, you should come back and try them'. Being a gentleman I assured her I enjoyed her massage and thanked her before going on my way.
Overall due to the meh massage and ending I give this a neutral, Anna was cute and very enthusiastic but has a lot to learn. I may try here again one more time and see if I can have a session with Abby.
