This meeting happened several weeks ago... should have reviewed sooner but it's one of those you'd rather not relive.
External Link/Members OnlyComms: initially prompt and polite and soon had the postcode.
Location: a 20 odd minute walk from the town centre. Quiet area. Should have been fine.
The girl: exactly as shown in her pictures. Tall, pretty, nice slim figure, FAF.
The punt: so why negative? I've walked all the way there from town, it's just started raining, I'm still on the road so there's traffic noise and she then calls me and wants to talk me all the way to her door. It's hard to hear and I don't want to speak. I just manage to hear the house number and hang up and set off to find it. But no, she rings back again in a strop and wants to stay on the line. Alarm bells are ringing and I sense a bad attitude and tell her perhaps we'd better forget it but one way or another I still end up outside the place on her estate somehow after another break in communications. There's a delivery van right next to her place and the driver is asking me for a code to another property so hardly great while I'm waiting for the final OK to go in. So now she rings again and only now - after asking earlier if I was English - does she ask me if I am white English! So presumably if I wasn't I would have walked all that way for nothing! Anyway, I get the flat number and I'm in. Hopefully things can only get better...
So it's straight into a very tidy bedroom with a nice size double bed. I pay £70 for 30 mins plus £20 for owo but am warned not to cum in her mouth. In person her attitude seems good, I strip off, lay down and she begins with some perfectly good oral. It's only when we moved on to actual sex that things went downhill again. I'd gathered from her - very dubious - AW feedback that there would be no kissing - that's fine - but as we start to fuck in mish and I go to touch her tits my hand is roughly knocked away... no touching of boobs allowed! WTF? You can bet your life that that's not on her profile or how many bookings would she get? OK then. Anyway, she's nice and tight but I like to change positions quite often so I ask for doggy, but when I say I want to stand on the floor beside the bed she goes off on one, saying how the height is wrong and it'll hurt her, which was rubbish. Anyway, we do it but the atmosphere is souring, so I decide to ask for cowgirl, foolishly thinking that should be fine, and then she goes absolutely nuclear and comes out with the biggest piece of crap I've ever heard as she says "What? You think you can just fuck me for 30 minutes?" Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean. Er, well, actually yes, darling... that's what I've just paid you for. I make this point and it doesn't go down well, and at this point I'm as close as I've ever been in a punt to just saying fuck this and leaving, but I want to finish almost out of spite and because I'll be mad if I leave without finishing and having my money's worth. So eventually we do kneeling doggy on the bed and I unload in the bag and then just want to get out. But this is the really annoying thing - she seems to have such a lack of understanding about good service that she thinks the punt has gone well and is chatting away as we dress and somehow seems to think I will be going back even though it's probably in my top three worst punts ever. I stay polite, keep my dignity, and begin the walk back to town.
In conclusion: the shame about this is that with a change in attitude and services this could have been a massive positive, as she was really gorgeous and the location was good. She works from the same place as Sarah Party (who I have not seen) and I had high hopes that this pair could have been the new Ryna and Izza, something Colchester is in desperate need of. I just fail to understand how Sps like her expect to get any repeat business... either they are very vain and stupid, or there must be an inexhaustable supply of new first visit clients to keep them going. So a shame. I have now retired Colchester where I have punted for five years and turned my attention to Ipswich... Juicy Lucy has already had a visit (awesome, will review soon).
