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Lisa milfy Thai but in pretty good shape met me at the door. Lisa enticed me to try the 4 hand for 30 minutes @ £60. I normally don't do 4 hand but on the basis of a fairly attractive Lisa I caved. At this point I had not seen Tina who I discovered during the massage is younger, short and stout and definitely not a looker.
Location: More New Malden than Kingston. Shop is down an alleyway and very small. I think 2 massage rooms. Not sure there's a shower. Just about fit for purpose.
Service: Obvious from the outset extras were on offer. Lots of suggestive chat, reach unders and cc swipes almost immediately. Nothing therapeutic about the massage and no enquiring as to the whether I wanted firm etc., etc. The massage was about as bad as it gets, with copious amounts of oil and and repetitive swirling action. It was clear they wanted to get to the extras and so the bartering started. They would not budge from £50 each for topless and hj. When I turned over and clapped eyes on Tina, the decision was made and I passed on any extras. The mood changed and 20 minutes in it was clear we had all lost interest. I asked them for a head and foot massage which they reluctantly did. Done and dusted in 25 minutes. No shower offered so I wiped myself down with a wet hand towel and was on my way.
My first mistake was going there, my second was to get talked into a 4 hand with a 6/10 and a 3/10. For those so inclined they're open 7 days a week with a rotation of girls. I won't be returning.
