Thai Reya - Old Street, London

[RonBurgundy]

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Paid £50 for half an hour massage with H/E about 2 months ago.

Comms

Good communication. All arranged in person over the phone. She is very pleasant to talk to.

Location

Not great. A block of flats. She lived on one of the top floors. Stairways looked dark and dingy. Definitely wouldn't have liked to arrive after dark. The room itself was fit for purpose and clean.

Girl

Was welcomed by Reya. She has a pleasant smile but is not a stunner. I think maybe late 40's. No fat on her but not much shape either. I wasn't disappointed but I certainly wasn't overwhelmed either. I would say 6/10 for face and 6/10 for body.

Service

Most of the massage was me laying on my front and her working on my back and limbs. It was OK, but I remember thinking to myself "I hope this is doing me some good because it certainly isn't sensual pleasure". She got on top of my back and that was quite good but overall I was underwhelmed by the experience. Then she asked me to turn over and with warm oil she gave me a happy ending and then cleaned me up.

So overall, it wasn't an unpleasant experience but it was hardly noteworthy too. It seems harsh giving a neutral for someone who is pleasant but a review has to be fair. I know also that it was only £50 but I still think that if a service provider is getting on in age, then they have to offer more service.

Would I return? No.

Would I recommend? Possibly. She did provide a reliable service but I wouldn't go out of my way to see her. Maybe her B2B massage is more pleasurable. That was for an extra £30.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the word of caution 

Thought we already had a RonBurgundy, here's to your next one, may it be better than your 'tache and suit.

[RonBurgundy]

Cheers mate. I'll try to put my second review up later today. That went better. I know my reviews are going to be pretty vanilla compared to most but there seems to be a lot of variety in the punters here and some will have similar tastes to me I guess.

I didn't know there was a Ron Burgundy here already. If there is and our user names are too similar, I am happy to have mine changed. I'll let the moderators decide.