Sigh.
External Link/Members OnlyRest House appears to have previously been Orange Spa which has reviews floating around on here.
Comms
This is the one and only highlight - there were none. I had tried and failed to get timings matched up with Anya for previous few days with no luck. Decided to bite the bullet and just pop in as horn had taken over.
Location
Right by back entrance to New Street Station. Those hoping for discretion are in trouble as bus stop opposite with plenty queuing as I went in. Down the stairs and into what looks like a cross between a brothel and a 1980s balti house. By the end I was regretting not just going for a chicken bhuna.
Her
Well.....Wendy is old enough that she is still impressed at the concept of electricity at a flick of a switch and is utterly baffled at moving pictures on the telly. I would guess early to mid 60s. When she opened door to me I assumed she was the madam. I should have walked but when it comes to a massage I don't need a looker and I have memories of living in China years ago and some of the magic the old dears could produce with their hands so went for it. I should have left the memories alone.
Price
No beating around the bush, she mentioned HE as we discussed service. Her English was not great and it took a while but we settled on £50 for half hour massage and happy ending. I legitimately laughed out loud when she suggested B2B so can't give anyone heads up on expected prices.
Service
Jesus wept.
I whipped my clothes off while she was in room and onto table face down. It was a semi competent very light massage with no real teasing or cc swipes. Barely 5 minutes in she asked me turn around and baby oil onto my cock. It was an ahem interesting experience as I could not work out if she was trying to give me a wank or had taken a personal dislike to my balls and was trying to punch some respect into them. She could teach a few dommes how to dish out punishment. Little fella had no chance getting hard with that service and had long given up hope I was going to get my rocks off.
I soon told her to give up and just give me a massage. It was still crap and not helped by her going out to chat to another punter who informed her loudly he needed to move his car before he started, even more annoying was girls voice suggested he was about to get a much younger model. A few minutes longer and I was bored and pissed off so told her to stop and I got dressed and out the door.
The kind of punt that in the very least will save me money as its put me right off this hobby for a few months.
