LolaWild XXX & CrystalPowers - Shepherds Bush

[Complete Novice]

****Summary****
When it comes to the London PSE scene at the moment, and in my own, limited experience, I think you'd be hard pushed to match these two, in terms of their respective PSE offerings, and the pure unadulterated and unbridled filth they each bring to a booking.  Maybe the likes of KDD/Alexxa Vice/Woofie etc are on par, but this was probably the most full on PSE I've had in a while.

****Links****
Lola - External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Crystal - External Link/Members Only or  External Link/Members Only

****Booking length / cost****
2 hours / £1.4k

Lola - £650

Crystal - £750 (£600 p/h, £100 for a-levels + £50 travel expenses)

****Comms****
Fairly straightforward, although it did take some back and forth to get everything aligned.  All by WhatsApp group chat.

I've always found Crystal to be very professional, well organised and generally on point, Lola on the other hand is the diametric opposite!

Crystal's attention to detail is exceptional, I was offered an outfit choice, even sent a short WhatsApp video of her in the said outfit, and Crystal even AirTagged me to show her progress to Lola's. In Lola's defence, she does usually offer an outfit choice.

****Location****
Lola's incall basement apartment, around a 10 minute walk from Shepherds Bush underground. 

****The Escorts**** 
I've described both SW's before in the links below, and there's no change as far as I'm concerned. To put it succinctly, both look pretty much exactly like their respective AW gallery shots.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=285218.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=365191.0

Despite the fact that Lola has all of the kit you probably need for a PSE, a fact which Crystal is aware of, Crystal being the consummate professional still turned up with her suitcase full of toys and equipment.  Fyi Lola has a spanking bench, shackles on the walls for restraining, handcuffs, ropes, latex hoods, gas masks, silly amounts of toys / strapons / wands etc, mirrors on the ceiling and by both sides of the bed,

****Services requested & received (Applicable to both SWs unless stated)****
Fisting (Both SWs in both holes)

Squirting (Crystal only)

Watersports (Both happily take a face full of piss, and both will swallow)

OWO / DT / face fucking

Rimming

Puking (Lola, when gagging on Crystal's strapon)

Footing (Both vaginally and anally to various depths)

Protected penetration including ATM (I only did anal, but both SW's were DP'd at various stages of the booking, so a strapon was used vaginally)

CIM / Snowball / Swallow.

****Selected extracts from the booking****
(The usual rules of engagement applied, so condom changes were obligatory when swapping between each SW, and when switching with each SW from vaginal to anal penetration, or vice versa.)

Getting both women to lie side by side with their heads hanging off the end of the bed and face fucking them.

Restraining both Women, with their hands tied behind their backs, getting them onto their knees, whereupon I was literally able to place my cock in each of their open mouths, pissing into them, basically using them as a urinal. I was freely able to back up, and piss directly into their faces and all over their torsos.

At Lola's suggestion, I had a go at footing both SW's at the same time, trying both vaginal and anal, with varying degrees of success.

Lola tying Crystal facing the wall above the sofa, Crystal then had to mount Lola, shod with a huge strapon vaginally, whilst I fucked her up the arse simaltaneouly. As I was happily pounding away, Lola was slapping Crystal's face and tits, spitting into/onto Crystal's face/mouth, choking her and shoving her hand into Crystal's mouth.

Crystal handcuffing Lola's hands behind her back, getting her to kneel in front of her and whilst using a wand, squirting straight into Lola's face, Crystal then made Lola lick up the gush from the floor afterwards.

Fisting both SPs simultaneously, both vaginally and then anally, they were each using wands on themselves at the same time.

Double vaginal and anal protected penetration on Lola with Crystal shod with a strap on.

Crystal then 'flying solo', fucking Lola's arse insanely hard in doggy with one of the biggest strapons I think Lola owns, all the while Lola was verbally encouraging her. Crystal made Lola lean forward, placing her head on the floor, on one side, and placed her foot onto Lola's face, continuing to absolutely ream her arsehole.

Crystal face fucking the living daylights out of Lola with a strapon, eyes and make up streaming, culminating in Crystal grabbing Lola's head with both hands, forcing the strapon as far down Lola's throat as it would go, causing Lola to puke.

I came twice during this booking, the first time face fucking Crystal, and pulling out to cum on her face, with Lola licking it up.  The second time Crystal wanked me into Lola's mouth, who snowballed it to Crystal, who swallowed it.

All in all, Crystal and I stayed a total of around 2.5 hours, including showering etc, and Lola was in no hurry for us to leave.

****Would I return****
Yes, without hesitation.

[bluegene]

why do we even need porn with meetings like these.

well done.

[hendrix]

Great review, Crystal should be right up my street, I've had so many punters and WG's recommend her to me, but I cannot budge on the "extras" pricing!

[Momodan38]

why do we even need porn with meetings like these.

well done.

Indeed.

Cheers for the review OP

[jamiekinkxxx]

Awesome review Complete Novice, sounds like an amzing 2.5hrs of filth! 

I must say though, there is nothing novice about you! 

[Bartolomeo]

Them absolutely dominating each other sounds so fucking hot to watch

[Ivor Hunch]

I speak, I promise you, non-judgmentally- it just goes to prove what a wide canvas humanity is- but it sounds absolutely awful.  I can't imagine wanting to do any of that, watch it, have anything to do with it.

BUT.... I suggest that the fact that some do, that SPs are prepared/ willing/ enthusiastic to provide such services, and that, well, imagine if OP is a public figure is and the Daily Mail were to get hold of it.... is a strong reason why there needs to be a complete re-evaluation of the legal and moral approach to sex-work.

I do not see why this should be viewed as being in any way morally condemnable nor legally questionable provided that (as i am sure is the case with these very well known SPs) everything it totally consensual. 

The focus must surely be not on blanket moral condemnation, but on the protection of the vulnerable.

In most debate, no distinction, or insufficient distinction, is drawn between SPs like LW and CP, and vulnerable, trafficked, coerced sex-workers.

it seems to me also, that there is a moral duty on those of us who use sex workers not only to be scrupulous to identify and call out and avoid eg unsafe practices such as barebacking, or punters who cross consent boundaries, but also to identify and avoid SPs who are being coerced by pimps or ganglords, and for whom consent is thus vitiated.

[DThunter01]

Nice review,

I’ve had a few chats with Crystal regarding a booking with I’d like with her, she really loves deepthroat, asking me how big I was and how she would struggle with my size but that’s what exites her!!

Epic girl and I haven’t met her yet

[jamiekinkxxx]

I speak, I promise you, non-judgmentally- it just goes to prove what a wide canvas humanity is- but it sounds absolutely awful.  I can't imagine wanting to do any of that, watch it, have anything to do with it.

BUT.... I suggest that the fact that some do, that SPs are prepared/ willing/ enthusiastic to provide such services, and that, well, imagine if OP is a public figure is and the Daily Mail were to get hold of it.... is a strong reason why there needs to be a complete re-evaluation of the legal and moral approach to sex-work.

I do not see why this should be viewed as being in any way morally condemnable nor legally questionable provided that (as i am sure is the case with these very well known SPs) everything it totally consensual. 

The focus must surely be not on blanket moral condemnation, but on the protection of the vulnerable.

In most debate, no distinction, or insufficient distinction, is drawn between SPs like LW and CP, and vulnerable, trafficked, coerced sex-workers.

it seems to me also, that there is a moral duty on those of us who use sex workers not only to be scrupulous to identify and call out and avoid eg unsafe practices such as barebacking, or punters who cross consent boundaries, but also to identify and avoid SPs who are being coerced by pimps or ganglords, and for whom consent is thus vitiated.

I admire your honesty and what you later go on to say is 100% true we all have an obligation to do just that.

This sort of meet is not for me personally either. That doesn't mean that I cannot acknowledge a good review and the OP having a great time. I am not sure I could bring myself to do such extreme stuff to a girl. I mean I am not shy but degradation and humiliation is not my cup of tea (even in my own BDSM play)

I am much more BDSM (and BDSM is so wide a varied in what it covers) or kinky GFE type of meets, but each to their own. As long as it is all consensual (as you say), safe and no one gets hurt then there is room for all our wide and varied interests, kinks or whatever.

[Ivor Hunch]

I equally welcome and applaud the review -  I am sure it will be very useful for many  (or at least some!)

[jamiekinkxxx]

I equally welcome and applaud the review -  I am sure it will be very useful for many  (or at least some!)

Some, this is quite niche play

[pepsicolaboy]

Thanks for your review, glad you had a good time and the services as described.

To her credit CrystalPowers has some more candid photos up, unfiltered (more so that Lola) and she looks a lot older than 28 and I cant see the appeal other than bolt ons and a lot of tatts.

At £400 per hour (vs Lola £300) I really dont get the appeal other than the extereme services, so not sure how she is more than Lola  eg Sophie Anderton is much more of a 'natural beauty'

She is overpriced and both would sit about £200 an hour in reality IMO - charging extra for anal  - however I could understand extra £50+ for extra kink PSE 'all in service' but she clearly isnt providing with extra £100 on top for A-level.

[HighHeelLover]

Another greatest reviewer sir!!!

[Sushihunter]

Thanks for your review, glad you had a good time and the services as described.

To her credit CrystalPowers has some more candid photos up, unfiltered (more so that Lola) and she looks a lot older than 28 and I cant see the appeal other than bolt ons and a lot of tatts.

At £400 per hour (vs Lola £300) I really dont get the appeal other than the extereme services, so not sure how she is more than Lola  eg Sophie Anderton is much more of a 'natural beauty'

She is overpriced and both would sit about £200 an hour in reality IMO - charging extra for anal  - however I could understand extra £50+ for extra kink PSE 'all in service' but she clearly isnt providing with extra £100 on top for A-level.

If you think they are overpriced why do you suppose they charge that high fee?

Great review BTW- seems like I gotta pay a visit to Crystal!!!
Is she less flaky than Lola?

[Brand242]

Great review OP. Probably the filthiest duo in london right now…saw some questions when reading through…

I’m not good with ages, but crystal is definitely older than 28. Reckon younger than Lola though.

Lola is the flakiest of them all. Comms with Crystal were pretty smooth when I met her.

[pepsicolaboy]

If you think they are overpriced why do you suppose they charge that high fee?

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In their mind: british, skinny, bolt ons, 'beautiful', A-level available, they know the market not good for punting choices etc - if they have done 'porn' they hike their prices as well (I cant see that with Crystal)

In summary, if they can get away with it, they will.

[jamiekinkxxx]

So this is interesting. I opened up my personal Instagram yesterday on my personal phone and who popped up on my feed? Lola, her personal account too! I dont have her number in my phone. I have never searched for her so I am totally confused!

Could it be that she is connected to someone I am connect too... 3 degrees of separation and all that? 

To be clear I have not connected and obviously will not share

[Sushihunter]

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In their mind: british, skinny, bolt ons, 'beautiful', A-level available, they know the market not good for punting choices etc - if they have done 'porn' they hike their prices as well (I cant see that with Crystal)

In summary, if they can get away with it, they will.

Well I can see crystal has an onlyfans account whether or not that counts as porn these days.
Have tried contacting her but no word on her yet.
Anyone know what Crystal's availability is usually like - as in what days and what times?

[iq129]

The OP can hardly be a novice with a session like that. Any porn producer would be proud of converting the OP’s encounter into a movie script. I wish I had £1400 to blow away like that.