Linda Topless Massage - Bayswater - June 2023

[Munter84]

For discretion and anonymity I usually wait a while between seeing a girl and reviewing her, but in this case, what the hell. VERY well reviewed SP so I'll keep this brief, by my standards anyway.

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Comms
Initial email to get an auto-response containing her phone number. Then text to secure a booking, postcode given immediately. Shortly before the session received another copy-paste text detailing location and how to use various access codes. I felt a bit like a Cold War spy being given a brief to infiltrate behind enemy lines...

The Venue
Bedsit/studio in a Bayswater townhouse. The previous descriptions of how tiny the space is are not exaggerated. It's slightly larger than a cleaner's cupboard. Short walk from Bayswater and Queensway tube stations.

The Lady
From the previous descriptions of her "haggard" face and "rotten" teeth I was expected to be greeted by Nanny McPhee, so actually I was mildly pleasantly surprised. Not a looker but she is friendly, good English without too much accent, and a decent body.

The Action
After following the convoluted entry instructions I stepped into Linda's flat, said hi, and proceeded to get changed where I stood in the entranceway - there's literally no other space. She asked up front how many pops I would like and we agreed a short massage followed by edging. Her massage technique is pleasant, definitely more sensual than therapeutic. Respectful touching allowed, she makes it clear nipples are off limits as is any kind of stimulation or penetration downstairs. The main show was her edging that I'd heard so much about and I have to say this was delivered expertly. Following a slightly premature pop on my part she filled the rest of the time with some very pleasant hamstring massage. A quick rinse in her very tiny shower and the hour had flown by.

Damage
£60 for 1 hour massage, topless B2B, prolonged edging and HE.

Verdict
I can see why some wouldn't be a fan of Linda but I think she's excellent at what she offers, and at this reasonable price I'll be back.

[tantraman]

... Not a looker but she is friendly, good English without too much accent, and a decent body ...

... defo a decent body, as shown in photos collected here