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Offline Jacob

Brian mentioned here that he'd seen an advert for a prossie called "Ex-Woolworths" and thought it the strangest name ever. Well I don't know if was on Adultwork or not but there are indeed some real oddities over there.

I came across this one recently which at least made me have a look at the profile.

"All Own Teeth". It'll probably change name, maybe to something even more strange.



Anyhow if you find an amusing one, whether it be real or fake, why not post a link on this thread and share that smile. ;)

Offline Marmalade

I once caught out a profiler simply on the basis that she came up with awesome niks which no-one else in the area would have the imagination to think up. :)

Offline roadie

Here's another. She's called herself 'The Taste Of Anal'.

https://www.adultwork.com/820028

Quite a limiting profile name I would think. If you don't like anal, why would you even check her out?

Offline Lady Poppy

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Quote from: roadie
Here's another. She's called herself 'The Taste Of Anal'.

https://www.adultwork.com/820028

Quite a limiting profile name I would think. If you don't like anal, why would you even check her out?

It does say she likes a 'message' so you could always write little messages to each other while you're with her.  To be honest I don't think she need worry about limiting herself by focussing on the 'anal' as plenty of men want to give it a go, even if just the once to try it out and she does have a good figure.

Offline Jacob

Quote from: Jacob
"All Own Teeth". It'll probably change name, maybe to something even more strange.

Looks like I was right, it's "GovernessILF" now. I guess the teeth thing wasn't working out. :rolleyes:

This one is 'Mistress of Tantric ' now.

Offline Jacob

Is it just me .......................

WiffyWifey
The filthiest wifey with her fishy fanny

Describes herself a "Sexy Fruity Bird".

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Who knows if it's real.

Offline Lupanaria

'Pregnant Cunt', that made me just turn away and almost vomit. Pity that child.

Is it just me .......................

WiffyWifey
The filthiest wifey with her fishy fanny

Describes herself a "Sexy Fruity Bird".

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Who knows if it's real.

We all hope that it isn't... or that anyone that is interested doesn't visit any girl that I am interested in shortly thereafter...

AFoAF

Offline Jacob

'Pregnant Cunt', that made me just turn away and almost vomit. Pity that child.

Can't find that one?

What about KARLA SOARES would probably book an appointment a GUM same time.
It's FAKE so listed.





Offline Addict

I'm bored (who'd guess), and keep being surprised as to the number of profiles on AW that have the same names, or parts of names.  So for fun, I just searched for the number of profiles with the following words.  Surprised?  A little  :D

Horny   1017
Slut   700
Lady   450
Cock   449
Cum   341
Juicy   194
Tart   55
Fish   21
Ugly   7
Pig   4

Any other weird and wonderful names you've found on AW profiles ?

Offline Jacob

Thread moved to 'Adultwork' forum. A few odd one's here.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=377.0

Edit: Merged.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2010, 02:57:23 PM by Jacob »

tonyofstoney

In terms of weird AW names, there was one which rather turned my stomach, something like 'Winnie Likes Poo'.  Guess what her speciality was?!

Offline Jacob

"miss screwfix"

https://www.adultwork.com/850011

"hi I am miss screwfix

i am her for incalls and outcalls"


That's it for profile text. With a name like this she could surely have cracked a few tool jokes.  :rolleyes:

Some mighty fine feedback, appropriate in a way given her 'nickname'.

Negative    HERRBOB (11) Msg A    07/11/2010 10:14    Seeking Services
     A mechanical and effort in a pretty dirty house with poor facilities; unsmiling mother looking on didn't help much I'm afraid. A mistake!
   
Disputed:    he know when he booked mum was on bad week and she done hand jobs and blowjobs and as for the hall it is getting done up and there is always clean towels there.


Sounds like HERRBOB would have been better off getting into DIY:)

 

« Last Edit: January 05, 2011, 11:53:08 PM by Jacob »

Offline Linc09

In terms of weird AW names, there was one which rather turned my stomach, something like 'Winnie Likes Poo'.  Guess what her speciality was?!

GFE? Cuddling?

is mine odd or just to the point? hmm....

Offline Marmalade

I am tempted to idly wonder how many hairymarys would profess they, "Love Mike Hunt;" and what proportion would be rewarded with a smile or even business for their cunning stunt.

Or one might ask . . .

Does the Lady have a Mansion?
Does Ruth eat Steawberries at no extra cost?
and CaramelKisses snog with her mouth full?

;)

Offline Jacob

A new one today, not at all funny really but my mind is boggling again. Could well be dodgy.  :dash:
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1109730
incestslut of Birmingham

The interview gives a new meaning to doggy.

"What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) --- gotten fucked by a dog"  :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:



Edit: Profile removed .... Now back as
https://www.adultwork.com/1110773 or https://www.adultwork.com/cum%5Flovingslut
cum_lovingslut  (no dogs or incest this time)
Must have thought better of it or got removed?
« Last Edit: December 18, 2010, 09:26:22 AM by Jacob »


Offline Jacob

Maria7552517405

"call this number and youre dreams will come true" :)

https://www.adultwork.com/1123571 or https://www.adultwork.com/Maria7552517405+

This profile has just come online. A novel way to try to circumvent the policy about displaying telephone numbers.  :rolleyes:

Offline Marmalade

Maria7552517405

"call this number and youre dreams will come true" :)

https://www.adultwork.com/11
Maria7552517405

"call this number and youre dreams will come true" :)

https://www.adultwork.com/1123571 or https://www.adultwork.com/Maria7552517405+

This profile has just come online. A novel way to try to circumvent the policy about displaying telephone numbers.  :rolleyes:
23571 or https://www.adultwork.com/Maria7552517405+


This profile has just come online. A novel way to try to circumvent the policy about displaying telephone numbers.  :rolleyes:

Novel but dumb. If she had a PG and any credits it makes for easy meat (when AW spot it and want to nick them). Not much work gone into the profile otherwise. :rolleyes:

Primary language = Polish

Best feature = hair

I wonder what kind of dreams she can make come true?

 :cool:

AFoAF

Maria7552517405

"call this number and youre dreams will come true" :)

https://www.adultwork.com/1123571 or https://www.adultwork.com/Maria7552517405+

This profile has just come online. A novel way to try to circumvent the policy about displaying telephone numbers.  :rolleyes:

not v.clever in the long run but some girls/pimps seem to have this quick fix approach.

See how long AW allow this to remain, not long i bet.  Just wish they would use similar dilligence in other areas needing
improvement and not just issues which relate to there biggest revenue streams!

sorry seem to have probs with the quoting function,  sure you get my drift (sorted)
« Last Edit: January 06, 2011, 10:33:56 PM by Jacob »

Offline Jacob

...... and not just issues which relate to there biggest revenue streams!

Never a truer word ......

Offline Jacob

suckyoudrydotcom
rock goth chick just starting in escorting
https://www.adultwork.com/1142966 or https://www.adultwork.com/suckyoudrydotcom



New profile today, not a bad name but what I thought amusing was Private Gallery costs .69 credits. A chick with a sense of humour, first time I think I've seen that one. :)


Offline Jacob

https://www.adultwork.com/1188591 or https://www.adultwork.com/grimey+cunt in Glasgow Age: 50 @ £80 ph in-call.
:rolleyes:



"cum get me grimey as anything
i want to be used and abused so you get all the plaesure you can take as i give you everything your fantasy wants
i can also dominate you and make you feel as small as a mouse whilst i ridicule you
i will stand my ground and take it everyway possible as like to do what the world doesnt know about
contact me and we could copuld get grimey together"


Likely FAKE as very similar to this one. PG price and rates the same as is style of the profile. This one in Edinburgh.

https://www.adultwork.com/1188696 or https://www.adultwork.com/NAUGHTY+MILFING

"the naughty and the nice
i will give you all the naughty things you could ever want with my wicked ways as well as being nice so you can get so hot and horny or will want to explode
i am clean and friendly but am good at role play, i will expect you to be clean as well but understand if you find it hard to talk
if you want some of what you see then please contact me and we could be off on an adult journey to heaven!"



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Edit: Oh they've gone, I wonder why.  :cool:





« Last Edit: March 25, 2011, 08:11:56 PM by Jacob »


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