Author Topic: Emily Massage Goddess - London - Strong Positive  (Read 2354 times)

Offline Wellington9999

Catching up on reviews.  Emboldened by a strong review on here I ventured to Shoreditch to see Emily Massage Goddess a few weeks ago.

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Site gives number: 07983910759

I'm very glad I did. Emily is just my type - petite, with a tight body, curly hair and cute face.  And, she's definitely got the geeky-and-quirky-but-not-nerdy vibe as well.  It took some time to get down to the massage as she can talk for England (ironic as she's American) but the sensual followed by therapeutic order of things worked for me and I had the full hour on the bed despite the long prelude (including clear guardrails from her).  Naked from the off, I'd say she's near the top of the scale on sensuality but it wasn't a raunch-fest, more like the hot girlfriend who happens to be a trained masseuse. Definitely not hardened, definitely uninhibited. Some OWO was on offer but no RO (see guardrails) but as per usual I think it's a YMMV situation, no kissing but lots of edging before an explosive conclusion - figure that was 35 minutes of the hour appointment, the rest was deep massage including some massage gun that I asked her to stop using as not for me.

Not so great gaff, 4th floor and no lift and the bed was pretty soft but I'm fairly flexible when it comes to those things.

All-in-all a good choice and I will return.




Offline jasckg88

Nice review, care to confirm on the guardrails/off-limits?

Also confirmation of the cost please?

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Nice review, care to confirm on the guardrails/off-limits?

Also confirmation of the cost please?

60mins on her site is £120.

My review for indexing: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373620.0

Offline jamiekinkxxx

Catching up on reviews.  Emboldened by a strong review on here I ventured to Shoreditch to see Emily Massage Goddess a few weeks ago.

External Link/Members Only
Site gives number: 07983910759

I'm very glad I did. Emily is just my type - petite, with a tight body, curly hair and cute face.  And, she's definitely got the geeky-and-quirky-but-not-nerdy vibe as well.  It took some time to get down to the massage as she can talk for England (ironic as she's American) but the sensual followed by therapeutic order of things worked for me and I had the full hour on the bed despite the long prelude (including clear guardrails from her).  Naked from the off, I'd say she's near the top of the scale on sensuality but it wasn't a raunch-fest, more like the hot girlfriend who happens to be a trained masseuse. Definitely not hardened, definitely uninhibited. Some OWO was on offer but no RO (see guardrails) but as per usual I think it's a YMMV situation, no kissing but lots of edging before an explosive conclusion - figure that was 35 minutes of the hour appointment, the rest was deep massage including some massage gun that I asked her to stop using as not for me.

Not so great gaff, 4th floor and no lift and the bed was pretty soft but I'm fairly flexible when it comes to those things.

All-in-all a good choice and I will return.

Glad you enjoyed Emily as much as I did Wellington!  :thumbsup:

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60mins on her site is £120.

My review for indexing: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373620.0
FYI, only Adultwork reviews are indexed.  Indexing works off of the AW id.
 
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Catching up on reviews.  Emboldened by a strong review on here I ventured to Shoreditch to see Emily Massage Goddess a few weeks ago.

External Link/Members Only
Site gives number: 07983910759

I'm very glad I did. Emily is just my type - petite, with a tight body, curly hair and cute face.  And, she's definitely got the geeky-and-quirky-but-not-nerdy vibe as well.  It took some time to get down to the massage as she can talk for England (ironic as she's American) but the sensual followed by therapeutic order of things worked for me and I had the full hour on the bed despite the long prelude (including clear guardrails from her).  Naked from the off, I'd say she's near the top of the scale on sensuality but it wasn't a raunch-fest, more like the hot girlfriend who happens to be a trained masseuse. Definitely not hardened, definitely uninhibited. Some OWO was on offer but no RO (see guardrails) but as per usual I think it's a YMMV situation, no kissing but lots of edging before an explosive conclusion - figure that was 35 minutes of the hour appointment, the rest was deep massage including some massage gun that I asked her to stop using as not for me.

Not so great gaff, 4th floor and no lift and the bed was pretty soft but I'm fairly flexible when it comes to those things.

All-in-all a good choice and I will return.

OP,  did you have to pay up-front as per her profile? Was it the full amount or a deposit?

Offline jamiekinkxxx

FYI, only Adultwork reviews are indexed.  Indexing works off of the AW id.

ah ha! I did wonder why agency and other SPs (indy etc.) were not indexed. You cannot index off a normal URL?

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OP,  did you have to pay up-front as per her profile? Was it the full amount or a deposit?

Cannot speak for the OP, but when I saw her it was upfront payment as per her site.

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ah ha! I did wonder why agency and other SPs (indy etc.) were not indexed. You cannot index off a normal URL?

URLs can get messy and inconsistent with all manner of tracking garbage thrown in e.g. if people are browsing while logged in to VS, GT, etc.
Should've indexed on phone number, no worse than AW ID since profiles are traded and reused by groups.

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60mins on her site is £120.

My review for indexing: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=373620.0

Her blurb states first timers can't book 60 mins...  The site seems more than a little pretentious.
744 hrs of this, 500 hrs of that as of time of publication, which is a fair few "clients".   The offerings smell like an SP claiming to be a "courtesan" and the longer sessions seem to be billed at full whack for progressively less proportion of sexy time.
If what you actually get is an escort with FS at the higher tiers then perhaps.   (Sorry, just read your review  :drinks:, thanks for clarifying that 200 gets you some B2B and an owo blowie).  She can certainly keep her Theragun to herself if Tantric is what she's really meant to be delivering.

"For safety's sake, I run a brief and very unscientific screening before we begin our journey together. I'll need to speak with you on the phone and ask you to provide me with some evidence of your existence as a real human in the world before we can book our time together."   :dash: :thumbsdown:
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Offline Wellington9999

Nice review, care to confirm on the guardrails/off-limits?

Also confirmation of the cost please?

It was £120 + £40 for OWO (no CIM). Paid upfront.  Definite no on RO, otherwise she has this thing where you can ask for anything once, if you ask twice for something she's already said no to she reserve the right to end the session. Sounds a bit dicey but it wasn't a big deal and I respect the boundaries.

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It was £120 + £40 for OWO (no CIM). Paid upfront.  Definite no on RO, otherwise she has this thing where you can ask for anything once, if you ask twice for something she's already said no to she reserve the right to end the session. Sounds a bit dicey but it wasn't a big deal and I respect the boundaries.

Thanks  :drinks:  No probs with boundary setting but the way she markets it feels like East coast prissyness.  Got a similar WASPy frostiness when calling Tori Honey and her responses about kissing and oral.  Not like a horny, game-on California girl.

Offline jamiekinkxxx

@LLPunting, why so passive aggressive / sarcastic?  :unknown:

So what if I paid £200 for a 2hr B2B and OWO... my money... I think I am able to decide on what, when and how on spend that money.

You seem to have an issue with the site and the girl, but you've not met her!  :unknown:

My advice would be with that attitude just don't go and see her!

She has 2 reviews, both positive.

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@LLPunting, why so passive aggressive / sarcastic?  :unknown:

So what if I paid £200 for a 2hr B2B and OWO... my money... I think I am able to decide on what, when and how on spend that money.

You seem to have an issue with the site and the girl, but you've not met her!  :unknown:

My advice would be with that attitude just don't go and see her!

She has 2 reviews, both positive.

Sorry I didn't use any sarcasm.  I replied to you by way of pointing out her site stated that 60 mins not available to first-timers.

I made no comment about your freedom to spend your cash as you wish.  I thanked you sincerely for clarifying what she does for the money.

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"In this massage, I will find every tight knot or sore muscle in your body and give it the love and attention it deserves. Then, when you're at your most relaxed, I will use my entire body, covered in a warm oil, to massage your entire body, lovingly, slowly, worshipping every part of you. Complete and total satisfaction with this service is guaranteed!"

Could have really got away with 90mins I guess but the time was enjoyable. She breaks the massage into two halves. The sensual fun first and then proper massage at the end. B2B is good. As mentioned her boobs are amazing and feel great during B2B. On the flip oral (OWO) is OK but nothing out of this world. Mutual touch is allowed.

Professional massage (after a little rest after cumming) in second half works well IMHO and she is very proficient at massage.

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Your own positive but somewhat reserved words of praise.

My "issue" is indeed with the site and by association her approach, more specifically with marketing BS over-selling and over-valuing what an SP offers as some form of tantric bliss.  Add to that the conditions of sale for first-timers. 
Even amongst the "Tantric" lot there seem to be a good number of lovely boobs to indulge in for considerably less than 160 for those more cautious of a first meet, few with (ok) OWO included granted but some seem to upgrade quite well and not too pricily.

Offline jasckg88

It was £120 + £40 for OWO (no CIM). Paid upfront.  Definite no on RO, otherwise she has this thing where you can ask for anything once, if you ask twice for something she's already said no to she reserve the right to end the session. Sounds a bit dicey but it wasn't a big deal and I respect the boundaries.

Thanks for the info, always good to get the low down on the boundaries so that you know what you're getting into without killing the vibe or making it awkward