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Hi guys,

I wondered if anyone had any recommendations for a good strip club in London... Any that do extras would be great, but even just a good one that had friendly hotels and good atmosphere would work too

Thanks in advance

Offline davidgood

Nick,

There have been threads on this before, and while there are still some strip clubs in Soho, most stripping is in pubs around Hackney/Shoreditch.

Your chances of getting any extras in private dances at any of these are very slim due to licensing issues.

if that is what you want then you need to go to pubs first, get to know the girls and get them to invite you to the private strip parties that are held around London, but it won't happen over night as the locations etc are kept secret.

Once you get to a party there may be some extras available but they all cost lots of money and unlikely to be the full monty or the real deal.

That is why I gave up strip parties years ago and became a prolific sex party goer.

Regards,

davidgood

Offline vt

There are the Strip pubs like Browns at Shoreditch and various others which are free entry. The girls are very attractive and get down to nude with legs spread in one song on the public stage 6 times an hour, you have to contribute £1 in a pint glass to each girl that performs. They will ask if you want a one song private dance in the room at the rear (and possibly now on tables in the main room since the recent re-fit) for £10-15, no hard sell and quite nice chatting to the girls as they come round. If you do go back there, there is no touching, no extras, unless there is something private you can arrange for when the girl finishes her shift, but I doubt it, unless you are George Clooney's better looking brother. OK for an hour or so to watch the pretty girls and have a normal priced drink, maybe a private dance with the one you fancy most and you could get away with spending less than £30, then book an escort, incall or outcall, for afterwards to release the pent-up tension.

http://browns-shoreditch.co.uk/

It's going to be very difficult, if not impossible, to get the entertainment part of a Strip Club along with the sex of a Brothel in London, you probably need to got to places like Holland, Germany, Prague where the laws are more relaxed for that. The licensing authorities and the management here are pretty hot on selling sex on the premises, they won't want to risk getting closed down when they're making too much money from mugs watching the nude titillation and paying for entry fees and overpriced drinks. I have caught wind of reports of places that do offer both, but since this is illegal they do get found out and shut down, you would probably have to get an invite from a known regular.

If you want guaranteed sex in a party (but not stripshow) setting, maybe a sex party like Lady Marmalade's would be best.

http://www.ladymarmaladeparties.com/hostesses




Offline smiths

Hi guys,

I wondered if anyone had any recommendations for a good strip club in London... Any that do extras would be great, but even just a good one that had friendly hotels and good atmosphere would work too

Thanks in advance

This is an expensive way to punt, my advice is locate a WG you fancy who is recommended on here. I did the strip club and lap dancing circuit years ago, frustrating and a waste of my money sums the experiences up. Never again.

Offline Captain Caveman

Browns! That takes me back. Was there once and the girl took my pint, put it to her tit and squeezed some milk into it! Still drank it.

That apart, lap dance clubs are a waste of money and as for asking which one does extras, you may as well ask which veggie restaurant does the best steak.

The only exception is if you can find a genuinely bi pro$$ie and take her with you. That is a good laugh.

Banning reason: Making racist slur

Offline SWLondon

If you go to the Sunset Strip in Soho there is a walk up on the same street.  I think this is the closest you will get in London.

Offline fredpunter

There are some places where some dancers will perform some extra services, but you could spend a small fortune finding out which places, which dancers and what services (i have!)

if you can afford a small fortune and this is your idea of fun then go for it, otherwise for sex prossies are much better vfm

Offline Anders606

Just book a WG that you really like who can do lap dances and get her to perform before the real action starts. Perhaps book her and confirm that's the scenario you want? It actually sounds good that I may give it a whirl. I was at a lap dance bar on Friday and may aim to recreate a few scenes where I can touch...and more!!!
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Offline essexmat

Never seen the point of strip clubs, go in, watch girls on stage opening their legs and rubbing their tits, paying to watch and then £20 odd for a 5 minute dance as well as buying booze - can do £60 in 30 minutes. I'll just see a WG for the same price for 30 mins and get her to do a lap dance as well as get my cock sucked and getting to fuck her. Just my opinion

Offline raylondoner

My suggestion would be to look for an escort that used to be a stripper / lapdancer, then you achieve what you're looking for at a fraction of the price and the best thing is that you can touch and much, much more.

For those of you that know me, then you know exactly who I'm talking about!  :wacko:

Offline Anders606

For those of you that know me, then you know exactly who I'm talking about!  :wacko:

Who!!? PM me if you're shy!!
Banning reason: Threatening admin

Offline vt

My suggestion would be to look for an escort that used to be a stripper / lapdancer, then you achieve what you're looking for at a fraction of the price and the best thing is that you can touch and much, much more.

For those of you that know me, then you know exactly who I'm talking about!  :wacko:

I'm guessing...

https://www.adultwork.com/1573617 or https://www.adultwork.com/EnglishRoseParis

Profile is currently inactive!!  :(

Is she on hols...any updates??


21 review(s) found for P-A-R-I-S_ENGLISH4U linked to in above post (15 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative)

Offline raylondoner

Give the man a prize!

Yes, profile is down whilst on holiday - told me she will be back middle of next week  :yahoo:

Offline davidgood

Nick,

I am sure you would be able to find a number of girls who say they are or have been lap dancers and will do a bit of a show for you during a 1 to 1.

But if you want something more like a club where you can choose the girl you want to dance for you then I would suggest you consider one of the longer sex parties such as LSAP or Pam's, where you are more likely to find a girl who will be able to spend a bit of time gyrating for you before you get down to business.

The best location for this would probably be Pam's as the rooms are much more spacious, with only one bed and a chair you can sit on to enjoy the show.

Normally I just get straight on to the bed but there is one little Brazilian girl -Barbara who has got into the routine of doing a sexy dance for me first ending with her rubbing her stockinged legs and feet against me and getting me rock hard before we get on the bed.

I am not saying all the girls will go to this trouble but most of them are friendly and obliging, so worth an ask.

I hope you find what you are looking for, without spending a small fortune.

Regards,

davidgood

veyronbad

Give the man a prize!

Yes, profile is down whilst on holiday - told me she will be back middle of next week  :yahoo:

I thought you had gone off Paris ?

Offline raylondoner

Don't understand why you should think that - I'm still living, breathing and looking for perfection ........... so why?  :dancegirl:

Offline davidgood

For a lap dance and full on 1 to 1 this girl would fit the bill, is not on hols and has had some reports/reviews on her;-

www.adultwork.com/1682137 or https://www.adultwork.com/Suzi+Lapdancer

Regards,

davidgood


8 review(s) found for Suzi Lapdancer linked to in above post (4 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline Stav096

Hi guys,

I wondered if anyone had any recommendations for a good strip club in London... Any that do extras would be great, but even just a good one that had friendly hotels and good atmosphere would work too

Thanks in advance

Yes those sort of strip clubs (Gentleman's Club in the trade) exist, but if you need to ask which ones they are you probably can not afford them. You will need to be in the super flush club in order to get a good evening out of it.

Offline fredpunter

Yes those sort of strip clubs (Gentleman's Club in the trade) exist, but if you need to ask which ones they are you probably can not afford them. You will need to be in the super flush club in order to get a good evening out of it.

Not sure I agree with this ...  what is your definition of superflush?




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