Visited this month (may) and won't be visiting again.
Text to ask availability which they had later that day. Free carpark a few hundred yards away. Arrived on time (barely as the little village has quite a traffic problem, especially at certain times of day) to find 2 short round girls sitting at front desk, one older than the other, neither are winning any beauty contests anytime soon. Giggles and friendly manner. Asked if I had a booking and what name etc...
Shown into room and told to undress.
The room was poorly lit and absolutely tiny but I wasn't there for ballroom lessons
A few minutes later the older, rounder woman came in. She was about 5 foot and a size 14/16. Asked if I had been before which I said this was my first time. What followed was one of the most uncomfortable and un-relaxing massages I have ever experienced. Literally bruised me from head to toe which took me several days to recover from. Rough hands and stabby nails, pinching and the sort of elbow work I've only ever seen in WWE. Felt like absolute shite leaving there and even worse that evening.
She left to go answer the phone everytime it rang, even though the other girl was sat at the desk (I guess she had bad Engrish) and also left again when another customer walked in.
No CC swipes or anything extra offered, which I would have refused anyway as she was not doing it for me.
£50 for the hour and certainly won't be planning a return visit especially knowing Kate in Liss is ten mins down the road.
