External Link/Members Only TS Monique Brune on Birch:
External Link/Members Only0793 9285148
She's had mixed reviews before, but I thought she looked about as hot as a trans woman can, plus I was encouraged by tantraman's recent review. So, with Monique being back in London, I thought I'd take the plunge. I've seen 3 x TS girls before, but never been fucked.
CommsA real trial. Her profile, as echoed by tantraman, says she likes to speak on the phone first. I tried by normal phone twice, five hours apart, followed up by a text, all to no avail. Then I rang on WA; she hung up and sent a message with "Hi". Three messages later and I finally got a five-second voice note. In the end, including having to ask 3 times for the postcode, we arranged it by message and never spoke pre-meet. So that part of her AW profile could be moot.
VenueThis is kinda academic; she's based in Canary Wharf this time round (confirmed to me), but on the day she met, she was visiting a friend (heard, plus her customer, but not seen) in the back of beyond in Kidbrooke. A clean, nice enough suburban house, but a ball-ache to reach.
AppearanceShe's been using the same photos for years, seemingly; unsurprisingly, she looks a little less good in person. Pretty tall — nudging 6 foot, I'd say — and skinny. Fake boobs medium-size, for once; I hate the DD balloons most TS women opt for. Lots of (acne?) scarring on her face. Cock is about 6-7 inches but proper girthy at the base. Voice is slightly more feminine than some TS, but only slightly. I frequently found her quite hard to understand.
PuntOn arrival, the usual behind-the-door trick. Monique seemed reasonably friendly and pointed at her heels; "you want I wear?". I did not, so we proceeded to the bedroom. No shower required. I checked that there were no extra costs — what I ought to have done is check that all her AW inclusions were included, but more of that shortly — and, gaining confirmation, paid up front at M's gentle insistence.
From there it was a struggle. She was fairly inert — just lying back to be touched, but doing very little touching herself; then belatedly demanding I undress. Kissing was restricted to closed lip unless I pushed (verbally) for more; then open-lipped briefly before reverting. She'd interrupt things — just as, ooh, maybe, I was getting aroused and some momentum was building — to change the music, "go pee pee" or, legitimately, pass lingerie to her invisible flatmate on request. There was also a recurrent amount of (not very good) singing. "You'll love me in 10 minutes," she said, inaccurately. Longing for more contact, I asked her to straddle me; she did, but just literally lay there, doing nothing. "We are connecting, touching, being sensual," she explained when I asked what this was?
Desperate to try for some energy, I eventually just began sucking her. M got fully hard very quickly. She dislikes you going deep on her; otherwise she was just quiet, giving no encouragement. Then, suddenly, "I want to fuck you." Feeling reckless, and encouraged by M actually seeming invested in the punt for the first time, I decided to go for it and let her. Condom on, and a teeny bit of lube; I hadn't prepared. "Be gentle," I asked. "No way," she replied. And she wasn't — driving in. It lasted about a minute, split into three attempts, and then I had to call it off, in too much pain. There were briefly moments of real pleasure, but the driving pain outweighed those. It's all good; curiosity sated.
Now I tried to get hard. M didn't want to do OWO despite the AW profile and other reviews (and I'm perfectly clean), and by now I couldn't be fucked to argue, OW was nice, and half-deep, but she kept stopping after 10 secs, and I had to encourage her to resume. Frustrating. Eventually I got a bit more than semi-hard and, not fancying my chances of staying stiff enough to fuck her given the poorness of the punt so far, decided to let go, into the bag in her mouth. To M's credit, she kept on sucking for a while after.
A chat, some more lip kisses, and I hit the road.
OverallThere were some good bits. M's still reasonably hot, she stays hard, the BJ was eventually decent and she has a warm presence. But given the crappy comms, the non-delivered services, the interruptions the laziness and, fuck me, the singing, this has to be a negative. Ultimately, I wouldn't recommend her.
Any Qs, fire away. This is my first review, so hope I've done alright.
