Address: 27 High St, Aldershot GU11 1BH
Phone: 07393 967668
Appointments: easternhealthandbeauty.com
Ever have one of those out-of-body experiences when you look down at yourself and wonder what the fuck you're doing?
Where you had total PRE-nut clarity, but still went through with it?
That was this. Plans A-thru-E had fallen through, I found myself in Aldershot going into a place I'd been twice before and only given neutrals, and with my window of opportunity closing in on me my cock followed the 50+ 'masseuse' into the room even while my brain was objecting. I didn't get her name.
30 minutes for 30 quid. Asked for a hard massage. Paid her the money, she left the room. I got undressed and laid ready.
In she comes. Starts rubbing my back, dry. Then she gets a towel, covers me from neck to knees with it, and massages me through the towel. THROUGH THE TOWEL! The massage entailed her climbing up and kneeling on me in various spots, then after a little while gripping my shoulders so hard and pulling up with all her might it actually felt like she was trying to pull the skin off my bones. Eventually off she climbs, pulls down the towel a bit to oil up my shoulders and properly massage them, but thats when the phone rings and she answers it on speaker phone. Must have been ten minutes of non-stop chinese coming from the caller with just a few hmms and haaas from our end.
Weird vibes all round really. And the CCTV monitor in the corner doesn't help the ambiance much.
Off she climbs again and asks if i want anything else today. I looked down upon myself as the guy on the table asked for B2B and agreed on 40 quid. Whereupon she fetched in another girl to do it.
In comes a younger, slimmer girl named Coco. Amazing tits, really lovely they were. Very unerotic, unsensual B2B ensued. Like just a lay on top sort of deal. I didn't much enjoy it, or the handjob. But she did gamely agree to lying down and letting me cum on her tits.
Was in there close in 50 minutes in the end. Didn't enjoy the massage part or the cumming part.
And left 70 quid lighter, with vastly diminished self respect.
I absolutely, positively, definitely will not go back. Until the next time plans A to E fall through.
