External Link/Members OnlyOn a Thursday in May. Called in the afternoon. £20 for 30 minute appointment arranged for 15 minutes later. “Lucy” was working in the shop alone. Massage room behind reception - there is another to the rear of the premises. A loo (dirty) is by the back entrance, as is a hand basin and shower. If the back door is left open (as it was when I visited), the shower and basin are in full view of anyone who passes in the alleyway behind, however unlikely.
Massage room itself was OK. Usual 4 screen CCTV viewing front & reception area of premises. Massage bed was wide enough, but no single use paper was placed on it. Light massage started off OK, but then deteriorated into not much really. B2B offered at £40, reduced to £30. OK body with slight chubbiness, B/C’s & prominent green/blue fern type tattoo between navel & fanny. “Lucy” is around 40? BJ offered. I then found my dick being wrapped in something resembling cellophane. “Do you like?” She says through ridiculous slurping sounds. Halfway through, a customer entered reception area (as seen on CCTV). “Lucy” put her dress back on, went to reception, spoke to the prospective customer, then came back to me to finish sucking the cellophane. Truly awful. Not sensual. Not appealing. Not enjoyable. Always makes me wonder why I spend money this way.
Escaped via the back door into much needed fresh air. Would I return? No fucking chance.
“Lucy” said she was only there for a week and is probably gone by now.
