MIA - Chancery Lane/ Farringdon - Memorable Punt and a twist

[neerajkaul]

External Link/Members Only

Visit
May 23
30 mins. 100 GBP

Comms:
Text. Booked on the same day.

Girl:
Firstly, big thanks to this forum. What a find. When I saw her, I couldn't believe my stars. Now, she isn;t a modelesque stunner. But in the flesh, in the room, she is the brightest star shining. Bubbly, smiling, slim, soft, chirpy, naughty. She has the kind of look that you'd want in a long term relationship. You know they angel in kitchen, whore in bed look? She has that. She is the kind of slim that is only possible in very young people. Her boobs are my dream boobs. Soft, but up. Perfect nipple color. And not sensitive, which makes it a pleasure to play with them. She is also decently petite so good for me. Hair was carelessly tied and I liked that look. I had asked her to dress in something fit for a date night, and she was wearing a red dress. She is the girl next door who you think should be yours and only yours.


Space:
Easy to get to. Typical confusion of central london streets, but I was able to find it quickly. Close to tube station.

Session:
When I entered, she gave me a warm hug. It really felt like meeting a hot girl friend after a long time. Kissing was deep and on tap. I think I kissed her all through the session whenever her mouth was free. Then I went for a shower and when I came back, as I was wiping myself, she started sucking my wet cock. OMG. That felt so intimate. She is very passionate and takes direction. Looong blowjob and then I explored her body. Kissed every inch of hers followed by worshipping her pussy.
Then fucked her with her legs on my shoulders. Then came and fell on her.
My balls and my brain, was completely empty. This was one of the most passionate sex experience I have ever had. Didn't feel like an escort at all. She is also very funny and cracks jokes. I said goodbye to her with a last kiss and was walking like a blob on my way back.

Twist:
This is something I didn't expect. I usually expect WGs to be fuck dolls. I expect that I'd meet them and relive my porn. Mia felt so natural and familiar, that I didn't feel that. Somehow that made me feel unsatisfied on the way back home. The thrill of seeking new didn't go off even after the great session with her. Not sure if this is just me getting addicted to this or if it is just what I felt one-off. I have thought about going to her again, but doesn't feel as exciting as it should. Any thoughts?


Positive:
- Pretty face and amazing body.
- Extraordinary service
- Kiss on tap
- Carefree vibes



Would I return?
Not sure. As I said, she didn't satisfy my "find sinister sex" itch.

[NotThe]

OP, I don't quite understand your point. Do you have a question? A warning for the forum?

If you didn't have so many reviews under your belt, and if Mia weren't already well reviewed, I would have honestly thought your review was fake as it seemed too fluffy.
But I rate Mia as one of the best WGs of the last few years, so I gave you the benefit of the doubt. In some ways, my review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=357496.0 is similar, although not as fluffy. I basically think Mia isn't the hottest, isn't the prettiest, isn't the filthiest, but provides a very good service, not a PSE type of service but a "horny girlfriend who jumps your bones after you're back from war" type of service - which for me is great, as I prefer an amazing service from an average-looking girl, over an average service from a top model. Especially at this price range - for the same money I'd rather see Mia 4 times than a younger, hotter, £300 an hour girl twice. But to each their own.

What I don't quite understand is your conclusion. You liked the experience... but you felt "unsatisfied"? That's quite the contradiction. She's not a PSE, she says that on her profile and that much is clear from the reviews. But then if you had been looking for that you probably wouldn't have enjoyed the punt, but instead you did. So what are you trying to say?

At the end of the day the main point of the forum is to help others. Can you clarify, based on your opinion and your experience, who you think should and shouldn't see her? Clarifying that would be, IMHO, the best type of contribution to the forum. Eg in a few reviews I have said I didn't enjoy the punt because of X but those who like X might. Etc.

[neerajkaul]

Thanks mate. And I'm struggling to articulate what I felt, tbh.
But largely, I found her to be extremely good at what she offers, i.e. the GFE. However, my expectations from a GFE were to have a slightly filthier experience. This isn't a miss on her end but unrealistic expectations on my end.

[jesse4585]

Great review OP!  As a traditional GFE type punter, you've put her high on my hit list.  I found your 'twist' most interesting. Porn seems to have had major effects on the sexual world. Perhaps the fact I've no desire for 'filthy' sex is connected to the fact I almost never watch porn.  Sorry I don't have more useful thoughts to pay you back for this very helpful review.

[neerajkaul]

Thanks Jesse. And yes, I'm addicted to porn which has fucked up my real sex life both at home and with WGs

[LLPunting]

You wrote a lot of words and told us near nothing about what she did, you did to her or how she performed in the various services enjoyed.  If all that happened is lost in a haze of EAS-threatening feelings then perhaps I can understand your consequent sense of "unsatisfaction", like you'd been drugged and have no recall of events.

Try describing what she actually did in the brief 30 mins or less of action, perhaps then you'll answer for yourself whether you really got a satisfactory service given your expectations and the services discussed and agreed before booking.

[neerajkaul]

You wrote a lot of words and told us near nothing about what she did, you did to her or how she performed in the various services enjoyed.  If all that happened is lost in a haze of EAS-threatening feelings then perhaps I can understand your consequent sense of "unsatisfaction", like you'd been drugged and have no recall of events.

Try describing what she actually did in the brief 30 mins or less of action, perhaps then you'll answer for yourself whether you really got a satisfactory service given your expectations and the services discussed and agreed before booking.

I'm very vanilla when it comes to services. If the girl is clean, pretty and not rude, I generally give positive. There wasn't any haze.
As I mentioned in comment above, it might be my porn addiction making it tough for me to enjoy a GFE.

[pantywetter]

She’s been around for a long time.  I remember fucking her in the dark ages (well, 2015 era) and can see she has reviews going back to 2014. 

[LLPunting]

I'm very vanilla when it comes to services. If the girl is clean, pretty and not rude, I generally give positive. There wasn't any haze.
As I mentioned in comment above, it might be my porn addiction making it tough for me to enjoy a GFE.

You appear to be contradicting yourself, you're vanilla but seeking "filthier", "sinister sex". 
Again you don't detail what she actually did that was so good about her services.  The "review" is about as useful as an ad no matter how honest and uninvested you are about this SP.
Your previous reviews clearly show you can write more matter of fact accounts so why is this one so much of a puff piece?  And why so reluctant to be more transparent?

[isaac_gauss]

What information, exactly, is he reckoned to be witholding here? He described her, in terms of the physical and of her demeanor. Described the sexual acts performed. Said it was good. He also gave some ambivalent comments on his feelings, but who cares about that? I think the reviewer has done his duties.

Good luck with recovering from the porn monster, OP.

[ampithestud1]

What information, exactly, is he reckoned to be witholding here? He described her, in terms of the physical and of her demeanor. Described the sexual acts performed. Said it was good. He also gave some ambivalent comments on his feelings, but who cares about that? I think the reviewer has done his duties.

Good luck with recovering from the porn monster, OP.

Agreed. Not everyone writes reviews the same way and describes every last second spent with an SP. Ok so the review has a generous amount of fluff and some contradictions, but IMO it also provides enough details of the meet and the SP to be considered useful, so I'm not sure why the OP is getting this much slack.

OP - Thanks for the review. I personally like to mix it up in my punts, preferring genuinely submissive (or those who are willing to be) SPs so that I can control the action, but equally enjoy GFE sessions where things flow naturally. MIA sounds like she will fit well into the latter category.

It's up to you how you want to structure future reviews but I believe most members here appreciate details about the SP and the action more and your emotions less.

Does she have short hair

[pbrown355]

OP It strikes me that when you visit an SP you are looking for an "experience". I can see how, "girl next door gives GND experience" may leave you wondering what it was all about. That's my advice as a psychologist (which I am not).
Don't overthink it and thanks for the review.

[neerajkaul]

Agreed. Not everyone writes reviews the same way and describes every last second spent with an SP. Ok so the review has a generous amount of fluff and some contradictions, but IMO it also provides enough details of the meet and the SP to be considered useful, so I'm not sure why the OP is getting this much slack.

OP - Thanks for the review. I personally like to mix it up in my punts, preferring genuinely submissive (or those who are willing to be) SPs so that I can control the action, but equally enjoy GFE sessions where things flow naturally. MIA sounds like she will fit well into the latter category.

It's up to you how you want to structure future reviews but I believe most members here appreciate details about the SP and the action more and your emotions less.

Does she have short hair

Thanks, will keep that in mind about the emotions but.
About the hair, the length was medium.

[neerajkaul]

OP It strikes me that when you visit an SP you are looking for an "experience". I can see how, "girl next door gives GND experience" may leave you wondering what it was all about. That's my advice as a psychologist (which I am not).
Don't overthink it and thanks for the review.

Thanks mate.