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Author Topic: Another Joker Who Doesn't Understand Dress Sizes.....  (Read 2731 times)

Offline softlad

Her profiles says size 10.  :rolleyes:
Then in her text she admits to being a size 12..  :rolleyes:

I'd say with that arse and thighs more like 16/18.

Opinions please.  :D

https://www.adultwork.com/x+hot+larysa+x

Bloody hell shes got some arse on her but I would say at 12/14, she reminds me of the wife but younger. And for that reason I'm afraid I'm out.

Fatpro$$ie

She does have chunky thighs but is probably a 12 as she is only 5'2. Clothes size does not go on thighs so although hers are quite big they would not affect her dress size although she may struggle with non stretch denim jeans. As I said on another thread shorter women look bigger (if they have meat on them) than a taller woman of the same size

Offline James999

Her profiles says size 10.  :rolleyes:
Then in her text she admits to being a size 12..  :rolleyes:

I'd say with that arse and thighs more like 16/18.

Opinions please.  :D

https://www.adultwork.com/x+hot+larysa+x

She's even got a Beer Gut, or should that be a Chipattii Gut  :scare:

She's pretty confused, she says she's English, then Spanish and in some images looks indian  :cry:

Nevermind her look at this delight which turned up or should that be beached  :scare:

http://newcastle.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/my-aim-is-to-leave-all-clients-with-fond-memories-of-fun-and-excitement-28/1926394

If she's a 14 TeenKylie must be a 10 or 12 by my reckoning.

Fatpro$$ie

After looking at that pic then viewing her website gallery and the fact that she is 5'6 she is easily an 18 perhaps even a 20. There is no way in hell she would get into a 14

Offline James999

Nevermind her look at this delight which turned up or should that be beached 

What a Munter  :scare:


Offline TeenKylie

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Her profiles says size 10.  :rolleyes:
Then in her text she admits to being a size 12..  :rolleyes:

I'd say with that arse and thighs more like 16/18.

Opinions please.  :D

https://www.adultwork.com/x+hot+larysa+x
No way is she a size 16-18! Do you know what a size 16-18 actually looks like? Lol! She's no bigger than a 14 judging on those photos.

No way is she a size 16-18! Do you know what a size 16-18 actually looks like? Lol! She's no bigger than a 14 judging on those photos.


i know .......

Offline Sailormack

What a Munter  :scare:



She is 2 fish suppers away from being a BBW Claire.  :scare:



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Offline TeenKylie

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Yep https://www.adultwork.com/992996  :cool:
Fuck off James. Your such an ignorant person. I love my size 14 curves!

Do you really honestly have nothing better to do with your life than sit on this board, continue to wind me up and spread shit oh and punt :sarcastic:

Thanks for posting my profile link though ;)
« Last Edit: August 17, 2011, 04:20:16 PM by TeenKylie »


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Offline James999

Thanks for posting my profile link though ;)

Well you kept asking me to put your link on the board and that seemed a perfect time  :cool:

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Well you kept asking me to put your link on the board and that seemed a perfect time  :cool:
What?? When have I asked you to post my link on the board?? And how is it a perfect time when im not that size :scare:

Offline Sailormack

What?? When have I asked you to post my link on the board?? And how is it a perfect time when im not that size :scare:

>>>> ssssssssssthhhhhhhhhhooooooop<<<<<

Sound of fishing line being cast onto the still lake  :sarcastic:

Offline AnthG

No way is she a size 16-18! Do you know what a size 16-18 actually looks like? Lol! She's no bigger than a 14 judging on those photos.
With regards to a 16 here is a size 16 model. You cannot possibly tell me she is not stunning!



Designers snub our size 16
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/28361/Designers-snub-our-size-16.html

I would say from this size 16 is nothing to be concerned about.

Here is another size 16



The girl in the AW profile I woud say is a size 14/16 personally.

Offline TeenKylie

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>>>> ssssssssssthhhhhhhhhhooooooop<<<<<

Sound of fishing line being cast onto the still lake  :sarcastic:
You don't know what your on about. You just make yourself look like a prat  :sarcastic:

Offline softlad

With regards to a 16 here is a size 16 model. You cannot possibly tell me she is not stunning!



Designers snub our size 16
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/28361/Designers-snub-our-size-16.html

I would say from this size 16 is nothing to be concerned about.

Here is another size 16



The girl in the AW profile I woud say is a size 14/16 personally.

The bottom one I agree is nice, and I normally wouldn't go for a size 16.
The top one is too thick around the waist for my taste.

Offline Sailormack

You don't know what your on about. You just make yourself look like a prat  :sarcastic:

You're not meant to get it.... that's the funny bit   :sarcastic:

Offline Sailormack

With regards to a 16 here is a size 16 model. You cannot possibly tell me she is not stunning!



Designers snub our size 16
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/28361/Designers-snub-our-size-16.html

I would say from this size 16 is nothing to be concerned about.

Here is another size 16



The girl in the AW profile I woud say is a size 14/16 personally.

Size 16 definately looks better on a 5"9' model that a 5"2' one...that's for sure  :music:
« Last Edit: August 17, 2011, 04:46:46 PM by Sailormack »

Offline Keen Punter

She is 2 fish suppers away from being a BBW Claire.  :scare:
Maybe 2 fish suppers and black forest gateaux with cream as a desert.

With regards to a 16 here is a size 16 model. You cannot possibly tell me she is not stunning!



Designers snub our size 16
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/28361/Designers-snub-our-size-16.html

I would say from this size 16 is nothing to be concerned about.

Here is another size 16



The girl in the AW profile I woud say is a size 14/16 personally.
They are both attractive girls who would fall into the curvy bracket. Although they are bigger, they look toned. That picture you posted the other day was just a fat blob.

Offline Louisa Leigh

The girl in the original profile I'd say is a size 12, possibly she's been a 10 and not changed the other text?

I have chunky thighs and a big round but toned arse and am a size 12 and same as Kylie I love my curves  :)

And Kylie these guys are trying to wind you up luv! You are happy with yourself and how you are/look? So ignore them  ;)

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Offline Keen Punter

The girl in the original profile I'd say is a size 12, possibly she's been a 10 and not changed the other text?

I have chunky thighs and a big round but toned arse and am a size 12 and same as Kylie I love my curves  :)

And Kylie these guys are trying to wind you up luv! You are happy with yourself and how you are/look? So ignore them  ;)


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