External Link/Members OnlyJust back from visiting her and sincerely wish I hadn't bothered
Coms: straight forward both by phone and whatsapp message - nice, friendly manner in lead up to booking
Location: modern and perfectly acceptable apartment right in the heart of MK CBD
The girl: Looks very much like her photos, albeit without the airbrushing. Was fully made up and wearing exactly the outfit I had requested (the one that features in her video on her BP profile). About 5'9-5'10 with a very girthy (though of course, not the coke can alluded to by a couple of guys on here), circa 7" cock. All in all, aside from slippage going on in her silicon butt, I was impressed by her appearance.
Reception: Luke warm, verging on cold...don't think she even mustered as much as a smile - all very matter of fact.
Rates: £150hr/£100half hr - I opted for half an hour
Details:
Well this was one of those punts where you spend a good long time afterwards regretting having wasted both time and money and berating yourself for not having thought with your head instead of your dick and simply turned and walked. I guess the only saving grace (if ever there is one) is that I only threw away £100 (which is about as cheap as a punt with a decent looking girl comes these days). Also, to be fair, I have had an exceptionally long run of good, very good and even a few fantastically good punts of late, so I guess I was somewhat (over) due a duffer.
Shown into the bedroom (nicely lit, with some reasonable mood music on in the background), she immediately asked me how long I wanted and then, money sorted, instructed me to undress as she disappeared to stash it. I guess at this stage I foolishly hoped that her manner might warm up a bit once we got into the action - unsurprisingly it really didn't.
Down to just my underwear, there was the tiniest bit of fondling while standing up (me on her rather than anything reciprocated) and I immediately realised that the French kissing mentioned in her messaged list of services wasn't in fact going to be on the menu as she even gestured me away as I tried to kiss her neck. Moments later she was instructing me to remove my pants whilst simultaneously reaching for lube and condom...wtf!....I was already preparing myself for a pretty lackluster punt but there was no way she was going to get away with giving me an covered blow job (owo is also stated on her list of services). I reminded her that she had listed owo and so she simply placed the condom and lube on the bed, sat down on it herself and leaned forward to start blowing me.....to be fair her technique wasn't too bad but just like everything else, simply mechanical and perfunctory. Little more than a minute or so of this and she was then insisting I lie down on the bed, where, once I had done so, she continued her half hearted blowjob for another couple of minutes before reaching for, unwrapping and then unrolling the condom onto my cock. At this point, I said that in fact I would like to fuck her first and then have her fuck me......this was met with a shake of the head and a matter of fact 'no baby, only one way in a 30 minute booking - you fuck me or I fuck you, which do you want?' I couldn't be arsed to remonstrate and simply replied with an 'ok, in that case you fuck me', despite the fact that at this point I still hadn't even seen her cock. With that she removed the condom she had just unfurled on me and got off the bed to stand up and 'untuck herself', still in what can only be described as a state of 'flaccid as flaccid can get', before instructing me (yes, they all felt like disinterested instructions) to suck her.
Kneeling on the floor I went to work as best I could on her flaccid cock - to be perfectly honest I really don't enjoy trying to coax an unaroused cock to life....and even less so, one which is as unresponsive as hers.....try as I may, the thing never got past about half mast (still a very long way off the impressive weapon which features in her photographs), however this seemed sufficient for her to reach for another condom and start putting it on her semi erection. When I pointed out that there was no way she would be able to fuck me with that, she turned the tables on me, saying it was my fault for not sucking her properly.....another major wtf moment! Condom on she encouraged me to suck some more - the only thing worse than sucking a limp dick is sucking a still limp dick with a condom on it!! Anyway, she eventually got to about 80% hard and was now adamant she could fuck me ....'I'm horny baby...come on I fuck you now'
More instruction - this time for me to get on all fours at the edge of the bed, she somehow managed to squeeze her cock into me....perhaps she had hardened up a bit more whilst getting my arse into position, who knows, but by the time she entered me, it certainly felt like a very sizable cock...and I think she continued to grow and harden up further once she was thrusting away. To be perfectly honest the fucking she now gave me was pretty good - though there was still not a murmur from her ....other than the instructions, there hadn't been, right the way along....and now came another one (as she handed me a kitchen roll)...'this is for you baby, wank yourself and I make you cum'. Understanding simultaneously that the kitchen roll was intended for covering the bedclothes under my cock and that her fucking me in this position was all she intended to do, I thought fuck it and frigged myself to a rapid conclusion as she upped her tempo.
Disengaging and after a quick wipe up, I availed myself of the bathroom - where there was at least a stack of clean towels and a perfectly good shower) - before returning to get dressed....a kind of mixture of uncomfortable silence and a lame attempt at inane small talk on her part. Once out the door I looked at my watch...under 25 minutes in all, including undressing, showering and redressing....
In conclusion, despite (ass silicon slippage aside) looking good and having at least made the effort to present herself well (and in the outfit I requested), I cannot in my heart find it within myself to give Kim anything other than a resounding NEGATIVE. This girl has clearly either become very jaded (she mentioned she has lived in the UK for 7 years) or was simply never cut out for this line of work in the first place......personally I rather suspect a combination of the two. Do yourselves a favour and save your money for someone else.
