External Link/Members OnlyIt was late at night and I had been let down by Cinderella Rose few days before. Still suffering from blue balls I got reading UKP and saw this girl that Marvelous had reviewed. Went through his reviews and although we don't share the same taste in females I soon found myself roaring through the A406 in my 2020 facelift Audi R8 with zero regard for speed limits.
Got to the postcode and given flat number. Parking was difficult even at midnight as it was packed. In the day it is permit only so be aware. Had to park my R8 in an adjacent road, luckily it looked quite suburban with no hoodies who were likely to vandalise my car.
Anyway I had been reading the review and although she looked kind of manly I liked that she was meant to be submissive and fresh. Got to the door and she did the whole hiding behind the door thing. Once got into the room I was deeply disappointed by what I saw. She looked pale and skinny and littered with tattoos which gave her a crackhead look. Plus she made weird eye contact. Her boobs were not D's as stated in the ad and she was clad in a towel around her lower half but I could still make out that she had no ass.
In short, even though her pics weren't overly attractive she looked worse in real life. She fucking looked like Vincent Cassel mixed with The Joker. So I made my excuses and left.
There are no excuses for not looking like your pics. Got back into my R8 and roared back into the night like Batman, to go have a wank in the batcave.
Avoid. Unless you have a thing for Vincent Cassel.
