Author Topic: xx Kitty English xxx incall Hemel Hempstead  (Read 2931 times)


16 review(s) for xx Kitty xxx (10 positive, 2 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by WARSZAWA16]

Offline thumbspot

This happened this week

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Comms - Started via phonecall then text with details - she expects a phone call before she'll reply to messages

Price - £150 for 1hr no extras

Location - Fit for purpose flat near snow place

Services - DFK, OWO, CG, doggy

Verdict - Neutral because there was zero chemistry or effort on her part to engage, but services were delivered well

Had this SP on my HL for a while, even in her pervious 'Eden' profile, but was never around when she was. On paper she ticks the boxes; english, 20s, tidy body (if a bit flat chested), but what attracted me was the reviews by others to the point I expected a really dirty cock-hungry provider who gets off on sex with random men. What I got was a perfectly adequate set of services, but next to no talking or chemistry, or engagement beyond the sexual. Sure, sure, I'm there to get my rocks off, but I was expecting more, hence you could see this as a soft neutral.

Saw Kitty was in HH and called her up - immediately answered and I got an appointment later that day. Texted postcode and told where to park. Flat was in an estate near the snow dome place - very easy to find and park, but it wasn't the most discrete next to a row of shops, but frankly I don't care about that myself.

Got address and asked to come up. It's was a first floor flat and Kitty came to the door to let me in. Was wearing a short skirt, knee high boots and a white top with the breast area exposed, so I thought we were off to a good start! She's exactly as the photos on her profile - tall-ish, and a really cracking body - everything is tight and tone, not a hint of fat anywhere, but equally not skeleton or boney. Facially she's ok, short hair doesn't help, and as others have suggested maybe a little hint of elf about her. Voice is soft and kind of squeeky/mousey - nothing off-putting.

Quick shower - she was very clear about which rooms not to go into (I think I know why; read below), but walked me to the shower room. Got washed then back into the bedroom. No attempt at small talk or any pre-amble - this might suit many, but I like to have a short chat while getting in the mood. Off to a great start with excellent DFK - very passionate. She then moves down for OWO, before i get onto the bed and she continued with very good OWO; great technique and attention to all parts. Happy to let her suck away for a good amount of time before I suggested getting a condom. On it went, and she jumped on CG and rode me reasonably well - absolutely no noise coming from her at all - I appreciate this is a paid arrangement, but there literally nothing coming from her on her part.

Moved into doggy in front of the wardrobe mirror, enjoyed the view and let myself pop in the condom before she rolled off. Wiped up and joined her on the bed. Again no chemistry and all attempts from me to initiate conversation were met with one words answers. She lives in Cornwall, does this once a month and spends her time walking her dog on the beach. So sat in silence for a bit before went for a shower again and politely left. She doesn't offer longer than 1hr and I can see why - I might recommend a 30min visit for £100 to enjoy her figure, but I certainty didn't get to experience the naughty-nymph described by other punters.

Quick shower again and I was out well within the 1hr. After leaving I heard a dog yapping, so I assume that explains why certain rooms were off limits.

I  could be being overly harsh here, but I won't be back, hence the neutral!

Offline Bornslippy

Have her on my HL. I concur, sometimes a bit of banter with a British girl goes a long way
Would love to lick that pussy though
« Last Edit: May 14, 2023, 09:40:30 pm by Bornslippy »

Offline squigmcdig

I have seen her a few times and reviewed her, positively.  I see her occasionally but given that it is a desert in Cornwall I haven't seen her in ages, which probably says something.

She is slightly awkward in her comms and always has been, to the point of being slightly odd.  I think when she is "home" in Cornwall she is probably less anxious or us Cornish boys are much less worried about women yapping on and are happy of some peace and quiet when we are fucking a horny young maid.

I do think over all she has become a bit jaded and that detracts from the overall service which as you have said does meet all you would ask for but just missing that certain something.  She could do a good impression of a sex robot without much effort.