Author Topic: Lissteria  (Read 1750 times)

Offline Vice Admiral

Lissteria?

No, not the bacteria.  That’s spelt with one ‘S’.

Lissteria is the state of bemusement and agitation caused by the supposed regular presence in the village of Liss in East Hampshire of a rotation of South America and Spanish hookers – none of whom ever seem actually to be working there, with no phone numbers given or green lights showing when the girls are allegedly in the village.

Here are six girls whose profiles have shown Liss as their location over the past week or so:
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At the time of writing, the first two have relocated to Walsall (with green lights and telephone numbers) and one to Birmingham (with telephone number).  The other three are still supposedly in Liss, without having signed in to their profiles for between one and three days.

Does anyone know whether there is indeed a whorehouse in Liss where dusky chicks work?  If so, has anyone been there?

If no-one has any info, then my suspicion will remain that these profiles are “parked” in Liss while not in use – Liss being Nowheresville, a place whose citizens barely have the energy to play bridge, let alone strumpet-fuck.  (My apologies to any B-Lissters who may read this, but you know it’s true.)

Offline Kimeen

Not been to a whorehouse there. There is a really rather wonderful massage place in liss though.

Offline Vice Admiral

Seexy Alice is no longer in Walsall, but has now parked her profile back in Liss:
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Meanwhile, Sweet Juliaa has “unparked” her profile, and is now in Birmigham (sic), with a telephone number displayed:
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During the time I have been investigating the relationship between Liss and Iberian and / or South American girls, I have never seen a telephone number displayed on any of the profiles during a period when its location has been given as Liss.

Pity.  I had hoped there might be a whorehouse in Liss.  Life is full of disappointments.

« Last Edit: May 14, 2023, 09:00:54 am by Vice Admiral »

Offline Vice Admiral

Oh, and LiaSweett (who has been on Adult Work for over a year, but has not previously been spotted in Liss) has just turned up in the village – presumably attracted by the free parking:
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Offline bops909

They also use Ryde on the Isle of Wight as a location in the same way.


Offline Vice Admiral

They also use Ryde on the Isle of Wight as a location in the same way.

I wonder why?  A "resting" location should surely be somewhere very obscure (like Liss), so that you don't attract a flood of e-mails.

Indeed, if I were a South American pimp, I'd have the resting location shown without a county or region, so that only specific searches on the town itself would get "hits".

However e-mails to the Lissteria group probably never get read – when the girls are in genuine locations, a phone number is always displayed – so I suppose getting a flood of e-mails wouldn't trouble the pimp.

Meanwhile the Lissteria group was recently down to just five, so I'm pleased to see there's a new recruit:
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