Lissteria?
No, not the bacteria. That’s spelt with one ‘S’.
Lissteria is the state of bemusement and agitation caused by the supposed regular presence in the village of Liss in East Hampshire of a rotation of South America and Spanish hookers – none of whom ever seem actually to be working there, with no phone numbers given or green lights showing when the girls are allegedly in the village.
Here are six girls whose profiles have shown Liss as their location over the past week or so:
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyAt the time of writing, the first two have relocated to Walsall (with green lights and telephone numbers) and one to Birmingham (with telephone number). The other three are still supposedly in Liss, without having signed in to their profiles for between one and three days.
Does anyone know whether there is indeed a whorehouse in Liss where dusky chicks work? If so, has anyone been there?
If no-one has any info, then my suspicion will remain that these profiles are “parked” in Liss while not in use – Liss being Nowheresville, a place whose citizens barely have the energy to play bridge, let alone strumpet-fuck. (My apologies to any B-Lissters who may read this, but you know it’s true.)