Liya - Chinese massage - Shirley

[Hoping]

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Rang and booked an hour with Liya.  Parking (for 1 hour) nearby.  Place is above nail bar (Nails 4 U).  Was met by Liya, owner.  Discussed services and was offered 1 hour (£45) B2B (£50) and owo (£30).  Refused!!  Told her her prices were much too high and I wouldn’t pay them.  After much negotiation (I was still dressed and was threatening to leave) we agreed on £110 for the above (this was everything I had in my pocket, so she accepted (she didn’t know about the “emergency fund” hidden away!).

The room was warm and fit for purpose.  No-one else was working here.

The massage was quite good.  Lots of hard pressing down which was quite painful at times but I think it did me good.  At least I hope it did.  Most of the time the massage was spent on my back and bum.  She them worked down my legs but very few “accidental” touches to the tackle.

Eventually asked to turn over.  She then stripped off to reveal a very hairy bush and some decent tits which I was allowed full access to.  She kept her fanny away from me.  she has a very large arse and lower gut.  The B2B was not the best.  She never got onto the table but just stood along side rubbing her tits up and down.  She then offered to give me a prostate massage but wanted another £30.  I refused.

She then went to a drawer and got out a small plastic bag (same as Lin of Worcester – must go to the same Chines shop) and was intending to carry out the BJ using this as a makeshift condom.  She said I had to pay more if I wanted owo.  Told her we had agreed on owo so she dispensed with the plastic bag.

This was getting tedious as she just wanted extra money for everything.

The BJ was nothing special.  Didn’t take it deep or lick by balls or shaft.  It was all a bit rushed.  She then sat up and finished me off with a what can only be described as a vicious wank despite me begging her to slow down!!

She then got dressed and completed the session with a good head massage and shoulder massage.

I left on exactly 60 minutes.

I shall not be rushing back to see her.  Plenty of better providers around.

[l1mpd1ck]

Thanks for the TOFTT and the warning

[shed]

She sounds like a right greedy cow. Thanks for the review.

[mr.bluesky]

Good review, a pity for the poor service. There is too much of this business of just rubbing tits on your back from a standing position and calling it B2B. Nothing worse (or more painful) than a jackhammer hand job 

[Goodtimegary]

Sorry but i think the link for your report is showing the wrong place. The link you show is for a place next to a betting shop and a pharmacy the one above the nails for you is 300 yards up the road nearer to the pub if i find the link i add it.

[Goodtimegary]

I think you been here which is not Liya's

351 Stratford Rd
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[Goodtimegary]

I think you been here which is not Liya's

351 Stratford Rd
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[mr.bluesky]

I think you been here which is not Liya's

351 Stratford Rd
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No wonder he gave a negative review, he was in the wrong shop 

[seandana]

Please view this ad:

NEW Shirley Massage Centre - Origin Point, Deep Tissue, Chinese Tui Na,
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I agree the OP has got his shops and link’s mixed up and as far as I’m aware you will only get a massage and HE at Liya’s .

[l1mpd1ck]

From Liya's website:

Liya Sports Therapy Centre is located at 399a Stratford Road, Shirley, Solihull B90 3BW. The white door between William Hill and Scrivens.

[inbruges]

The owner of the shop above the nail bar doesn't do HE let alone the other services mentioned and her name is Liz.

[Hoping]

My mistake.  I apologise for the confusion.  I am very confused myself!  I have checked my phone and the last number I rang on the date in question was 07552699664 which is Shirley Massage Centre.  The post code for both shops is similar (B30 3BW and B90 3BW).  I have checked my car sat nav and i went to B30 3BW.  When I visited, last week it was chucking it down and I had difficulty in parking about 150 yards down the road).  I had difficulty in finding the correct address (very few doors were numbered) and finally found the entrance after running up and down the road.

From other reports I am sure it must have been Shirley Massage Centre.

Again apologies.  Must do better!! 

[Henry767]

The owner of the shop above the nail bar doesn't do HE let alone the other services mentioned and her name is Liz.

At the risk of adding to the confusion, do you mean "Li" who I thought was the manager at 351? (above ND between nail bar and taxi office)

[Toolshed]

My mistake.  I apologise for the confusion.  I am very confused myself!  I have checked my phone and the last number I rang on the date in question was 07552699664 which is Shirley Massage Centre.  The post code for both shops is similar (B30 3BW and B90 3BW).  I have checked my car sat nav and i went to B30 3BW.  When I visited, last week it was chucking it down and I had difficulty in parking about 150 yards down the road).  I had difficulty in finding the correct address (very few doors were numbered) and finally found the entrance after running up and down the road.

From other reports I am sure it must have been Shirley Massage Centre.

Again apologies.  Must do better!! 

Even more confusing, b30 3bw is kings norton, and that exact postcode doesn’t exist!!!

[Hoping]

Typo!!  Should be B90 3BW which is same for both places.

[seandana]

My mistake.  I apologise for the confusion.  I am very confused myself!  I have checked my phone and the last number I rang on the date in question was 07552699664 which is Shirley Massage Centre.  The post code for both shops is similar (B30 3BW and B90 3BW).  I have checked my car sat nav and i went to B30 3BW.  When I visited, last week it was chucking it down and I had difficulty in parking about 150 yards down the road).  I had difficulty in finding the correct address (very few doors were numbered) and finally found the entrance after running up and down the road.

From other reports I am sure it must have been Shirley Massage Centre.

Again apologies.  Must do better!! 

Should the header for the review be changed to Shirley Massage Centre, to avoid confusion?

[Scooby snacks]

Is this the place? someone chilling in the flat next door

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[inbruges]

Is this the place? someone chilling in the flat next door

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Could be the OP getting a "vicious wank"