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External Link/Members Only I have been wanting to see the forum sweetheart for a long time - there's no question that her reviews from fellow punters have been nothing short of brilliant o of course I was looking for the same as what many others have experienced - and whilst my time with her reflected the same routine, I just did not feel that it warranted a positive for me.
Communication is very good, she's very prompt, precise and quick with responses to messages via text.
Location - Easy to find, although parking can be a bit of a nightmare in the area - even after hours, in opposite street there is parking for residents only and you will get a ticket even after 8pm if not careful.
Time / Fee - 1 hour / 250 smackers.
As I went up through the lift to the penthouse I was excited - thinking about the other reviews I couldn't wait to get to the top, my heart was beating faster than usual in the anticipation.
The door opens and in front of me is a good looking Mia, similar to pictures towering over me in what seemed like 5 inch heels.
First impressions are good, greeted with a kiss and headed into the bedroom.
Whilst she was relatively accommodating, I got a sense of tiredness from her part before anything had even began - but I didn't let this get in the way at this point, we'd never seen each other before and I thought she just needed warming up - as did I, so I opted for a shower before the meet got into full swing.
The bathrooms is well stocked with mens body wash and hair gel if you need a refresh after or before after a sesh with her. A cheeky peek in her bathroom cabinet and there was a well stocked collection of Tom Ford fragrances enough to rival the concession in Harrods.
Back to the room and this is where the hype came down like a tiny punctured balloon.
We began to FK, nothing deep - but this felt very controlled - as I tried to kiss her neck, she would move away and redirect so that kisses stay firmly near the lips. Kissing tekkers wasn't anything special either.
She got on all 4s on the bed and began OWO - again, nothing spectacular as she goes through the motions, but the massive bed facing mirror gives you a good chance to gaze at an unquestionably good looking lady doing her thing.
I returned the favour and she was clean, tasted fine but was relatively unresponsive - a first for me (as not to brag) im very good at this, so it was a bit of a buzzkill to see my tekkers were just as average as hers.
Onto the bed and the famous question - I opted for the front bum.
As she got on top and began to ride, my UKP brain kicked in. Despite having a good looking girl on top of me, I'm lying there thinking she's not as gym toned as her pics suggest - and whilst this might be rich coming from an average bodied bloke, it started to remove the rose tinted spectacles I had on prior to the meet. She's clearly a size 6 frame, but had a fair bit of loose hanging skin around the midrift.
A few positions later after some relatively boring sex, I finished and headed for the shower eager to leave.
All in all - this wasn't a bad punt, but it was far from spectacular. Maybe she had a bad day. Maybe I had a bad day. All I know is the service I got was typically Brazilian and the 250 kings heads paid is merely for upkeep of the lovely apartment and luxurious things she has on display throughout her room as the price did not reflect services rendered.
Bucket list SP ticked - but no chance of a return.
Topic: Mia__ Shoreditch - OVERHYPED (Read 3073 times)
