Popular media on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

UKPunting is a free, independent and not-for-profit paid sex buyer site.


Author Topic: Stupidest thing you ever did?  (Read 10343 times)

Offline StPunt

i'm beginning to think im not the only one who has been lying on a bed while the girl is 'getting changed' and thinking 'oh shit, what have i done.......again'.

Having a shag outside Tunbridge Wells police station at 3am in the morning, three coppers went in and out of the station and took no notice.

Offline macmate

Many, many years ago... walking around Balsall Heath, when they had the red lights in the windows, and getting rolled over by two hefty looking gents. Tried to push me into a very dark park to relieve me of any cash, with the threat of a bottle over my head for my troubles. Luckily played drunk and being a decent prop forward they couldn't shift me (and they tried). Also, was sensible enough to carry my punting money in my sock  :D

Realised later they were probably just chancing it (I'm sure they could have done me over if they were professionals), but seriously freaked me out... Still, back in those days had some good fun in the Heath...!

Stupidest thing I ever did?
Knock on wrong apartment number, a floor above  :blush:


Try walking into the wrong house!!!

Well she said "The doors open just walk up." So I did.

I can be such a dippy c*nt sometimes.

Offline Mij

Mine was booking an escort in Manchester once...she turned up over an hour late at my hotel, then said she needed some cash for the taxi so could she have the money now to pay him....being naive I handed her over the envelope with her cash in it and she went off to pay him...

...yeah...she never came back! Phone turned off. Bitch!   :dash: :dash:

Sadly was in the days before AW and UKP else would have left suitably bad fb...

Ah well..live and learn...

Ok..I think I've just surpassed my own "stupidest thing" by coming down with an acute attack of EAS with a girl I've met only just the once but now I seem to be completely obsessed!!! She's not jaw-droppingly beautiful, or anything like that....just a regular, very pretty, smart intelligent woman who I got on with really well....

Am trying a couple of "distraction" punts in the next few days to see if these can take my mind off her, but I've already got 2 more meetings booked with her....

ARRGGHHH!!!!

Online hendrix

Ok..I think I've just surpassed my own "stupidest thing" by coming down with an acute attack of EAS with a girl I've met only just the once but now I seem to be completely obsessed!!! She's not jaw-droppingly beautiful, or anything like that....just a regular, very pretty, smart intelligent woman who I got on with really well....

Am trying a couple of "distraction" punts in the next few days to see if these can take my mind off her, but I've already got 2 more meetings booked with her....

ARRGGHHH!!!!

Sympathise! :D "distraction" punts is definitely a good idea!

Offline stayer

In my early years of punting I had bareback sex with a middle-aged frenchwoman in Soho in 1981. Saw her two or three times. I then shagged another WG unprotected in Soho. In those days I knew nothing about STI. But since then I've never had BB sex and now get myself checked out at Dean Street Express.

Offline IhaveSINNED

I'm always stupid.  New on here so easy on the fists.  well few months ago a regular came to mine outcall in newcastle.  I downloaded a secret cam app for my iPhone.  basically it records without lock screen but you can dark the screen by sliding your finger- works both cameras of iPhone 5s.  well it was positioned nicely on my dock viewing my bed.  session was the best....cuddle after, her playing on her samsung, no battery so ran to my phone to pick it off dock (wrong dock for samsung) and the cam app came to view.  I was fucked big time- she ran out in a major huff and very angry.  1,2 weeks later we made up and went on hols together.
Did another stupid thing.  On  trip she was my GF proper throughout which was agreed and we had an amazing time doing all boyfriend girlfriend stuff inc great sex on tap.  Well mid week afternoon nap....spoon her as she slept, obviously got hard on against her young ass whilst spooning her with my arm round her stomach.   decided to venture south, eventually hand inside leggings and inside her knickers touching as she slept......she woke up very pissed off- absolute horror but said no sex from now on during trip- still do stuff together.  luckily next day she warmed to me again and we made up.  I constantly do stupid things without thinking.  This girl is my regular as she's stunning, dozen years younger and we click really well.
Banning reason: Previously banned member

I'm always stupid.  New on here so easy on the fists.  well few months ago a regular came to mine outcall in newcastle.  I downloaded a secret cam app for my iPhone.  basically it records without lock screen but you can dark the screen by sliding your finger- works both cameras of iPhone 5s.  well it was positioned nicely on my dock viewing my bed.  session was the best....cuddle after, her playing on her samsung, no battery so ran to my phone to pick it off dock (wrong dock for samsung) and the cam app came to view.  I was fucked big time- she ran out in a major huff and very angry.  1,2 weeks later we made up and went on hols together.
Did another stupid thing.  On  trip she was my GF proper throughout which was agreed and we had an amazing time doing all boyfriend girlfriend stuff inc great sex on tap.  Well mid week afternoon nap....spoon her as she slept, obviously got hard on against her young ass whilst spooning her with my arm round her stomach.   decided to venture south, eventually hand inside leggings and inside her knickers touching as she slept......she woke up very pissed off- absolute horror but said no sex from now on during trip- still do stuff together.  luckily next day she warmed to me again and we made up.  I constantly do stupid things without thinking.  This girl is my regular as she's stunning, dozen years younger and we click really well.

I am not sure where to start with this

Filming without permission sounds a bit cuntish

But I think we know what your previous nick was on here

Well I guess the stupidest thing our old friend Dennis did was try and re join


Offline greychap

I'm always stupid.  New on here so easy on the fists.  well few months ago a regular came to mine outcall in newcastle.  I downloaded a secret cam app for my iPhone.  basically it records without lock screen but you can dark the screen by sliding your finger- works both cameras of iPhone 5s.  well it was positioned nicely on my dock viewing my bed.  session was the best....cuddle after, her playing on her samsung, no battery so ran to my phone to pick it off dock (wrong dock for samsung) and the cam app came to view.  I was fucked big time- she ran out in a major huff and very angry.  1,2 weeks later we made up and went on hols together.
Did another stupid thing.  On  trip she was my GF proper throughout which was agreed and we had an amazing time doing all boyfriend girlfriend stuff inc great sex on tap.  Well mid week afternoon nap....spoon her as she slept, obviously got hard on against her young ass whilst spooning her with my
 arm round her stomach.   decided to venture south, eventually hand inside leggings and inside her knickers touching as she slept......she woke up very pissed off- absolute horror but said no sex from now on during trip- still do stuff together.  luckily next day she warmed to me again and we made up.  I constantly do stupid things without thinking.  This girl is my regular as she's stunning, dozen years younger and we click really well.


Really disgusting thing to do nobody should record somebody in a sexual act unless they know about it and give permission,  this goes both ways for the escort and the punter. Shame she did not catch you and teach you a lesson.

But then again looking at your post you seem like you are looking for attention as you write like your a 12 year old boy so probably did not happen in the first place.
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing


Latest videos on UKEscorting.com (free site!)

Latest images on UKEscorting.com (free site!)