Author Topic: _luana's_pleasure - gorgeous Brazilian WG - Isle of Dogs/Canary Wharf  (Read 5133 times)


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Offline akauya

Luana, "fresh off the boat", from the Brazilian crew that run the various Latinas websites.

I found her here:

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I haven't found an AW profile for her yet; when I saw her she said she had just arrived in the UK a few days before, so he crew must be waiting for her profile to go live.

Anyway, I saw her a few days ago, I really liked the look of her and took a chance (always weary that I would get a B&S with Brazilians).

Rates: £80 half hour, £130 for an hour. Plus there's a plethora of extras, OWO, kissing, etc. etc. As usual I didn't partake with any extras.

Location: It's a maisonette/flat in the Isle of Dogs, nearest station is Canary Wharf, about 10 minutes walk. I wouldn't drive there unless you're a masochist and love driving in London. The flat itself was on two levels, tidy, she had a room with a double bed, no chair to put your clothes on so I had to pile them on the night table.

The girl: Gorgeous 23 year old Brazilian girl, she is the girl in the pictures. I really liked the look of her and boy was I surprised to see her in person. She wasn't wearing make up at all and yet oddly enough she looked even prettier than the retouched photos (YMMV). She was wearing a tight figure hugging bodysuit and my word she looked stunning. She's quite small, 5' 5" or so. Really small waist, wide hips and a delicious proper Latina bum. Unfortunately her boobs were fake, yet unlike others hers were well done. You could hardly see the scars but still fake and a bit too large for her frame.

The meeting: Here's where Luana stood out from the usual Brazilian P&D sessions. She was really friendly, although she speaks limited English we manged to understand each other. She was smiling throughput and was very happy to take directions. Before we started any actions I asked her to stand in front of me naked to admire her body and kiss her all over, she seemed to like that and got a bit giggly. After we got onto the bed for some covered oral (my choice) which was very good. She didn't hurry or try to get me to come quickly. Then it was for sex in different positions. It was awesome having her in cowgirl, then in doggy, great view of her arse and finally in missionary.

Maybe it's because she just arrived that she seemed to enjoy (or at least pretend to enjoy) her work and really give a great service. She said she will be here for three months. Pretty sure by then she will be sick and tired of fucking old fat guys and will be desperate to return home. So catch her soon before she gets tired.

Negatives: Her fake tits, as lovely as they were to look at and to touch, they looks a bit to big for her. Also her arse is slightly hairy but nothing too terrifying.

Would I return: Funnily enough I will. I don't usually visit the same prossie twice but this one I will and probably stay for an hour this time.


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« Last Edit: May 08, 2023, 04:14:36 pm by akauya »

Offline patelprat

Thanks for review, she looks great.

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Pretty sure by then she will be sick and tired of fucking old fat guys
If the money keeps rolling, I’m sure she won’t  :D

« Last Edit: May 08, 2023, 04:58:43 pm by patelprat »



Offline akauya


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Pretty sure by then she will be sick and tired of fucking old fat guys

Thanks for review, she looks great.
If the money keeps rolling, I’m sure she won’t  :D

Let's hope so.  :hi:

Offline akauya

Word of warning.

Tried to book this girl again but apparently she's gone, even though her AW profile is still up. So you might get a B&S. Caveat emptor.


Offline bedhedred

Word of warning.

Tried to book this girl again but apparently she's gone, even though her AW profile is still up. So you might get a B&S. Caveat emptor.

I've noticed you're working your way round some of the £80 Brz hotties in Canary wharf and Greenwich. Are you able to get 69 off them in the price? I am not willing to pay any extras at that rate.

Also, do you get much more than 20 minutes of action time?
« Last Edit: May 15, 2023, 09:55:06 am by bedhedred »

Offline akauya

I've noticed you're working your way round some of the £80 Brz hotties in Canary wharf and Greenwich. Are you able to get 69 off them in the price? I am not willing to pay any extras at that rate.

Also, do you get much more than 20 minutes of action time?

I don't usually do 69 with WGs so wouldn't be able to help with info in that respect but I wouldn't be surprised if it's extra. They usually send you the menu when you book them via Whatsapp. Brazilians are real mercenaries for that.

As for the time, sometimes, I do get my half hour (I did with Luana) and sometimes I don't. It depends how I feel, I don't rush into sex, even if some of them want me to. I take my time exploring their bodies (my thing) before I get into sex. I try to communicate with some Portuguese which some of them seem to appreciate; helps break the ice. Sometime when I pop, I'm no longer interested and I just want to leave.


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I've noticed you're working your way round some of the £80 Brz hotties in Canary wharf and Greenwich. Are you able to get 69 off them in the price? I am not willing to pay any extras at that rate.

Also, do you get much more than 20 minutes of action time?

Doesn't matter whether they're 60, 70, 80, 90 even 100 phh all the latinas I've tried calling (couple of dozen in the past month) they all quote owo, ro, 69, kiss as min +20 extra EACH.  Some previous reviews of other girls had given hope that mistranslation/misunderstanding by the SPs themselves might result in several/all extras covered by a single +20 once you got there but unless you know you will be happy to settle for just one extra for your money, it all seemed like disappointment in the offing and not for cheap, especially if you figure in the 1 pop limit and likely cessation of services once you pop.

It's easier to resist going as I'm not a fake tits fan but it is just galling at the merc practices here knowing that were you to go to their home countries the cost of "proper" entertainment would be significantly better value for money if not a steal.  It's getting to the point you could pay for carbon credits for your travel and still come out better going for a punting holiday if a binge gets you by the subsequent famine before your next trip.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2023, 11:00:12 am by LLPunting »

Offline bedhedred


I'm disappointed that the stunning Elsamaxwell (West Brompton in January) never returned. She was brilliant value for money at £80 (light snogging and prolonged 69) and quietly passionate.

If the girl is pretty, I can live without owo and fk, if I get to snog pussy, but I'm buggered if I'm paying £20 for that.

That's the key reason I don't punt Brazilians or Latinas often. I can't be bothered with a 45 minutes journey just to terminate in a walk out.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2023, 11:18:21 am by bedhedred »

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Everything is extra with the Brazilian brothel crew - they are quite transparent and usually send you the prices and often a video of the girl when you enquire.

Kissing
Passionate kissing (yes, they have a price for this which is over and above FK)
RO
OWO
Anal play
Anal

Offline akauya

It appears Luana's profile has been passed on to _larissa_tight_   :unknown:

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The new girl is not the one I saw - although doesn't rule out seeing the new girl, she looks fit.

As always... caveat emptor.



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It appears Luana's profile has been passed on to _larissa_tight_   :unknown:

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The new girl is not the one I saw - although doesn't rule out seeing the new girl, she looks fit.

As always... caveat emptor.

How odd all this swapping around - Paulo Pimp is trying to confuse us.

Larissa still has this profile active in Mayfair. External Link/Members Only




Offline akauya

How odd all this swapping around - Paulo Pimp is trying to confuse us.

Larissa still has this profile active in Mayfair. External Link/Members Only

Yeah, it's really annoying. Makes our reviews unreliable unless we go see them immediately after the review is posted (provided the review is posted without much delay).

Probably best to assume that all Brazilian AW profiles are B&W and continually switched around. Adultwork could help by not letting the profiles change names and photos regularly or do a double check every time the profile gets "refreshed". Obviously they don't care.

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@akauya - I think we need to do what you've done, capture the profile pictures. If the girl returns, or if the profile gets switched, we have a record of who the review was for and can attribute accordingly.

I have a feeling that these girls probably come to work for this work with some sort of deal whereby there's a payback amount and maybe after they have paid back their "set up" costs to Paulo, they get to own their profile.

I say this because I notice that a few of them seem to have gone indie.