External Link/Members OnlyCost: £120 plus £10 for kissing £20 for OWO (£150 total)
OK so with no reviews on AW nor UKP it was always going to be a risk….which sometimes works out…so decided to TOFTT
Location - smart flat, easy to find, big supermarket car park 2 mins away
Communication - very good, quick etc
Girl - I still don’t know if it is the girl in the picture. Sexy she was not. I don’t remember the tattoo on the breast. On arrival there was absolutely no spark, smile or any sign of life. After a quick shower was told to lie down for a massage. Usually I would prefer to go straight into action and have a massage between pops. With an obvious lack of English decided to go with it….
Massage was fairly crap. She finally indicated to roll over. She stripped off and lay on the bed stroking mini me and kissing started. Slowly at first but did get some tongue action. I then noticed she had braces so probably why no smiling! I moved down to breasts - which were small and saggy but at least natural and not rock hard bolt ons. Then down to RO - to discover a full hairy minge. Although not my thing still went for it - was clean at least. She also had no issue with a couple of fingers…definitely not tight! I am not arrogant but can usually get more than a slight smile and a couple of moans here and there. Also kept arms covering the few folds of excess weight around middle, making access to breasts etc harder. Getting bored I said let’s have sex.
This was a first - she just handed a condom for me to put on myself while she lay there. With no other movement went into mish. After a good pounding and thinking of being somewhere else resulted in first pop.
So as I lay back on the bed expecting to be joined, offered a massage, then the OWO I had paid for and round 2 she just stood up without a word and wrapped a towel round her with her back to me and on her phone. After a few very awkward minutes I decided to bail, get dressed and leave. At the door she said “Bye” - the first and only word said throughout!
Checked time and was out the door after 30 minutes. In hindsight I should have said something, asked for money back or what I expected but the lack of any interest or English and the fact that I just didn’t fancy her….sometimes I guess you have to cut your losses and put it down to experience.
There are so many better options out there - admittedly not in the area and I only happened to be passing through - I would not recommend!
