Several reasons to get some else to write your profile

[Steve2]

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Obviously failed at school with English, Maths, and Geography.

[Anders606]

I think she's thinking outside the box. After all, when you make 3x30mins booking at £180 the tenner you save from the 90min booking at £190 can go towards the travel from London to Aberdeen.

[ForrestGump]

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Obviously failed at school with English, Maths, and Geography.

Good, also, that she manages to incorporate a handful of lower case characters to balance things up a bit. 

[Happyjose]

Probably a good thing that she sees it as more of a hobby than a job

[Captain Caveman]

Probably a good thing that she sees it as more of a hobby than a job

 

I also wish pro$$ies would TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK

[Stiltskin]

She just needs some ASCII art to finish it off. No need for real photos.