Author Topic: Kimberly Blonde - Stratford - Terrible  (Read 1233 times)


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Offline user1437

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£70 for half an hour

Comms were quick and straight to the point. The meet though.... ugh

First off, she's the girl in the pics. Except I got the "not taking care of my looks" version. Simple underwear, no makeup. To her credit she's actually kinda cute, but obviously the pictures are way different
The body is nice, and even though she doesn't speak English she was friendly. Paper exchanged, and she went on to do like 4 round trips to the living room to do... idk what.

Note: her flatmate was sleeping in the living room. And I think Kimberly was too because she had that "just out of bed" kind of scent.
As I start simply caressing her shoulders and arms, she says "ticklish" and asks me to lie in bed. She immediately proceeds to take a condom, putting on my dormant cock, put herself in that position where she's back to me and away from me (so not with her legs towards me or anything, the only thing I could reach with my hands was her back), and does a half assed blowjob.

Seeing that it's not going anywhere.... she lies down and asks me to fuck her (how, I'm not even hard?). And she lies down, face down in the pillows, not moving. It was like... a sex doll I guess? she was lying down with no movement. I tried to give her a soft massage hoping that'd excite her a bit - and excite me, but she said "ticklish" for hands on her upper back.

So I stood up to leave. At this point she said "no, come, hand!" showing she wanted to try a handjob. She... grabbed my flaccid cock by the base, with the tip of her thumb and index finger, and started kinda uh... shaking it? I don't really know. At this point I was just asking myself has she ever touched a dick before? She asks "why sleep?" since I wasn't getting hard. At this point I just dressed up and left

Clearly doesn't want anything to do with this, so I wouldn't want anything to do either.

Offline PilotMan

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Based on your review and the comment from Snax  (below) - who said he will review her soon.

Lacklustre and CBA - seems to be the standard for this girl. One to avoid me thinks  :thumbsdown:

No it's her but BOY does she need that make up

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What a pity - I fancied a ride with this one. Thanks for the review and the honest assessment. Those kinds of punt are so depressing, and being challenged as to why you haven't got a hard on is the nail in the coffin for me.

Offline akauya

Thanks for the review OP, sounds grim.

I caught a glimpse of her on my way out when I saw her flatmate. I was thinking of visiting for a quick P&D but ruled it out now. Thanks.