Oriental Massage Therapy Centre - Bicester - 4hands

[StevenSELondon]

Was a toss up between neutral and negative for me.

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Will review in bullet format as nothing special to write home about. Standard Chinese massage shop....seen better days, but fit for what you're really there for.

Cons

1) Price was £5 more than advertised  (£85/hr)
2) Only 1 lady available for the 4 hands for first 20 mins of massage (despite pre booking and confirming on the day)
3) Grannies (should have listened to reviews, not mini Steven)
4) Too much attempted upsell
5) OTT chattering between ladies throughout
6) I think my left leg has disappeared.  Wasnt touched once!

Neutral

1) Shop had seen better days, although certainly not the worst Ive seen
2) Not the most discreet, however very quiet road.
3) 2 of the 4 hands seemed to enjoy CC and RUs, the other 2 preferred shoulders or right leg!

Positive
1) Shower in room
2) Extras paid for at end of the session
3) Non-Rushed HE

Overall not a great experience, but negative would be a little harsh.

£85 for 1hr (ish) 4 hands, £30 each for topless HE.
When I think about it, I feel a bit robbed!

[shed]

Am I reading correctly that you paid £145 in total . I have been to this place and it is always hosted by grannies as you say. They are lucky in that it's the only massage shop in Bicester. Banbury has better options and us probably worth the 30 minutes drive extra. Thanks for the review. I agree,  you were robbed