Libertines Anal Bonanza is one of the various events run at The House of Poitier. You can see them listed in their events page:
External Link/Members OnlyLibertines is held on the first Thursday of each month, in two sessions 12pm to 3pm and 7pm to 10pm.
Unlike other parties you do not need to book a place in advance; you pay the fee on arrival.
Single men £100
Couples £40
Venue: A large detached house on a residential main road. On street parking is limited so better travel by train. Nearest Station is Sutton which is about a 10/15 minute walk. Changing room and refreshments on the ground floor and play rooms upstairs. There were complimentary soft drinks and snacks, nothing fancy. Mainly crisps, nuts and chicken nuggets. Towels, condoms, wipes, etc are provided. They give you a large numbered zippable bag to put your clothes in (which you can leave in the changing room) and if you want they can lock away your valuables during the party.
Working Girls: They usually have three girls advertised. The girls advertised on the day I went were Miss Pro Slut, Tasha, Loula Lou. However, when I turned up Loula Lou wasn't there.
Miss Pro Slut: Her photo published on the leaflet must have been taken years ago. She is probably twice the size now. She had this annoying habit of talking constantly and in a loud voice and I mean loud! She was almost running a commentary on what was going on. At times she would comment on some guy's stance (high ratio, loads of guys standing around waiting their turn) or what other bloke looked like, or if someone had socks on, or how one guy was crossing his arms, or another had his arms on his hips. I mean it was loud and incessant - foghorn!
Tasha: Apparently a new hostess. A very attractive black lady, pretty face and eyes, very friendly and accommodating. Bodywise pretty much like the picture they published. Very patient as well, she was trying to multitask three guys at a time (a real trooper given the ratio unlike Pro Slut who mainly did one guy at a time). At some point an older gent was having trouble getting it up and Tasha was very reassuring telling him not to worry and to concentrate on her, etc. Not sure if the high ratio was bothering the gent or perhaps it was the foghorn blasting away from the other side of the room. Anyway he called it a day and moved on as he was hogging the girl for a bit.
Ratio: As there were only two girls the ratio was high, at one point I counted at least 15 men in the (large room) where al the action was taking place. This is not counting the men who were downstairs in the kitchen drinking or having snacks.
The action: Well, I hardly got any. I arrived quite early so I was one of the first upstairs (after showering first). So I managed to get some action with Pro Slut. She was giving a blow job to one guy, when he finished I was next in line. I got a covered OWO which was OK, then I asked if I could get behind her for sex. She took anal well although she asked to go gently and keep it in once it's in. There was so much cushioning from her large arse it took me a bit to cum but I did.
As I finished I saw the number of guys waiting had increase so I decided to go downstairs to take a break and try later with Tasha. After a drink, snack and a chat I went back upstairs. The action was in full swing, on my way up I could hear the foghorn blasting away. I saw Tasha going downstairs to take a break. So I waited in the 'action' room but after a few minutes of being blasted by Pro Slut's running commentary I decided to move to an empty room for a rest. When I went back some time later Tasha was already working away, when she had an 'opening' I moved in to see if could have another pop. She was really sweet and asked me if I wanted anal, obviously I said yes. There were two other guys on either side of her as she lay on her back and giving them blow jobs. The position and the two other guys made it very difficult for me to get comfortable to get some thrust and also I was being distracted by the bloody incessant foghorn on the other side of the room. When I looked I noticed that majority of the guys had moved to Tasha's side - I wasn't surprised.
Long story short, it wasn't going to happen with three guys on poor Tasha. Despite her being very friendly and accommodating, the huge ratio and the bloody foghorn blasting away just made it very uncomfortable for me. At some point I heard Pro Slut shouting "yeah I'm an acquired taste" I thought... Yeah no shit! Someone must have told her that she was being weird.
Anyway, I wish I had played with Tasha first when it was quieter. I decided to call it a day and left.
If it hadn't been for the high ratio and maybe another "Tasha" instead of Pro Slut I would probably rated the party a positive but the bloody foghorn made it impossible to enjoy anything.
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