External Link/Members OnlyLocation: new-ish block of flats just off junction 5 of the M4. No train station nearby. Parking is available but limited. I used Google Street View to pre-plan the journey.
Date: April 2023
Communication: Good and responsive, but insists on using Whatsapp (instead of basic text messaging) for some reason.
Price: £80 for half-hour. No extras mentioned or asked for.
Services: OW (my choice), several positions sex
The woman: Apparently 38 years old and some punters here have said she could pass for younger, but I would put money on her being in mid 40s. She didn't have any make-up on and had wrinkles and a very tired looking face. Body is OK for her age but not as toned or tight as the photos make out to be. She's quite tall, probably around 5' 8" without heels. Her hair is a mess of curls and her pussy is not tight. Her attitude - as others have also said - is completely business-like and abrupt, almost rude.
So face 4/10 and body 6/10.
The event:
I had booked Ana for 12pm, but 30 minutes before she cancelled and offered me 2pm. I said OK, but then soon after she cancelled again and came back with 3:30pm. Luckily for her I was free, so went for it but with some reluctance given how I was being messed around. Found the place easily and fortunately got a parking spot nearby.
Walked into the apartment and she let me into an almost pitch-black hallway and a very dark bedroom - I hate it when SPs do this because they're obviously hiding their flaws! She was wearing a tatty one-piece thing, no sexy underwear and no effort made. She insisted I shower (which I expected, again from previous punter reviews) and I gave my cock a proper scrub... I came back out to the bedroom and she started inspecting it like it she would discover aliens from Mars on it. Proper investigating around the head, smelling it etc. I'm telling you I was cleaner than ever but she was wasting time so I said just put the 'dom on and go for OW. I didn't fancy her at all so didn't care at this point. To be fair, her BJ was pretty enthusiastic and I'm sure OWO would have felt good, but bear in mind she would probably constantly complain over why your cock smells or something.
Moved on to missionary and then doggy and cowgirl. She was keen for me to come and not impressed when I wanted to change positions. I found her pussy to be loose and on top of that she lubed up so basically it was like fishing in an ocean. Said let's finish with a HJ because I just wanted it done with. I was finished on the 20 minute mark and was keen to get out of there, but had a quick shower to wash the skank off.
BUT here's the worst part: after I came out of the shower, she remarked that she had also cleaned herself - with wet wipes!
So she was now ready for her next punter. I felt sick at the thought of it and it was clear why she looked haggard when I had walked in.
Conclusion: Ana is older than advertised but still has an OK body. She's very abrupt and formal, and not at all a GFE... and not even a PSE. She makes me feel like I need to take a break from the game: there's too much shit service and unattractive SPs around and also charging too much now. Ana was a clear Negative for me, given how she messed around the booking times and then the cock inspection after my shower and then thinking she can just wet wipe herself for the next punter.
I appreciate other punters have had a Positive experience with Ana but I wouldn't go back again and I would not recommend a visit.
Topic: _Sexy_Ana - Colnbrook/Langley/Heathrow area (Read 559 times)