External Link/Members OnlyHaving read previous reviews I knew no extras would be on offer, however I was still curious based on a lot of reviews saying she was really hot so I booked.
1hr relaxation massage - £40
Premises - Dilapidated block of flats, think fridges/washing machines in the close etc. Flat very basic and room chilly.
Girl - Not a 10 or hot as fuck in my book. More of a 6/7 for me personally, French and most likely some Arab in her as a lot of French have - most definitely not black as one reviewer has written. Wearing a pyjama onesie thing that hid her whole body so can’t really comment on that although you could see she has a large behind.
Services - Here’s where things get strange..Upon entering the room, told to put my stuff in a plastic box in the corner then to lay on the bed when ready. No seat to sit on to get changed so will have to hop on to one foot if you want to take your socks off. No where to hang stuff so you sort of have to cram it in this small box if you don’t want to dump it on the floor.
Once I get my kit off I notice the towel to cover myself with is actually a small hooded towel, is this for a cat, dog, child? Who knows.
Then the weirdest part, she comes in and says she hopes I do not mind that there are kittens here. Fuck me I look up and there are 3 kittens in a bed on the floor in the room. Wtf?
She starts massage, it’s pretty poor but she proper grazes your bollocks when doing your hamstrings so that’s one positive. I couldn’t relax enough already with the kittens eyeing me up and the music being too loud and then being interrupted by even louder YouTube ad breaks, then she says “look who’s come down the chimney”. I turn my head and Mama cat has joined her offspring in the bed. At this point even if anything was going to be offered I wouldn’t fancy having my meat pulled under the watchful eyes of 4 felines.
The massage ended, I gave her £40 and got to. The whole experience was very weird and I found her very odd too. Oh and as reported she wears gloves which you can feel and hear!
Pros - She’s decent looking
- Brushes your balls
Cons - Shit flat
- Strange girl
- Cats
- Gloves
- Towel
- Cold room
If you’re still curious then book 30 mins at £20 as an absolute max.
