Below is the tales and voyages of 3 amateur punters in BCN. We hope this gives you guys a good idea of the scene and best ofs and what to bear in mind, which will probably help and be beneficial to the amateur/inexperienced punter. Onwards we venture!
The 3 of us decided to go on a punting trip in Barcelona last week. We were there for 4 days 3 nights, and we visited mostly massage places and used Blue Velvet and OkEscorts. Having did plenty of research beforehand, we went to BCN being amateur punters hoping to have a great time! We knew the prices were not the cheapest from previous posts, however picked BCN in the end due to the beautiful Spanish chicas while indulging in the lovely local delicacies (food-wise)
First up -
Thaizen (
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Communication
Telegram to book. This was a seamless effort. Replies were almost instantaneous and very professional. Booking was done on the same day. They let you know what is on offer and will go through all options available when you attend in person. They do not have a gallery of girls available but will allow you to select those who are available when you attend.
Set up/introduction
Located in an office block on the shopping street. It was very thoroughly thought through and the deco, lighting and atmosphere is exactly what you expect in a high class spa. Once the bell is rung, the receptionist will usher you into a “reception room” where the various options will be discussed. You will not meet another punter as you will be ushered from room to room to ensure total privacy and exclusivity. With regards to the treatment options, time frame i.e 60 minutes or 90 minutes and within each time frames how many elements you would like to enjoy: one element, two elements or three elements – tatami mat, lazy chair, shower and mat shower thingy. Once the type of massage was selected then you get shown the available girls (who were came in one by one – introduced themselves) and you can then make your selection.
The Girl/Experience
1: Anna – 60 minutes (2 elements – tatami mat and soap bath). Around £250
Anna is a petite, tanned lady who is in her twenties with amazing curves. From central/south America. She does not have sharp facial features but beautiful nevertheless. Her English is good and enjoys conservation. The experience starts with being ushered into the treatment room where I was offered a small bottle of water, cava, and some fruits. I was then asked to take a shower and lay myself on the tatami mat where the massage will begin. The massage was an unforgettable experience with very good “proper massage” and added aspects of kissing, fingering and a number of “non-penetrative” tantric positions. The massage then moves to the soap bath where the level of “erotism” is taken to the next level. She is masterful in techniques and positions, giving you the illusion that you are penetrating her but never crossing the barrier.
Anna is extremely skilled in her trade and will make you feel like you are the most important person for the duration of time you are with her. She does the massage very well and also knows how to take you to the limits by pleasuring you. I’ve also been most impressed as she was also able to incorporate her personality which is sassy into the whole experience which does not make the experience mechanical.
2: Sophia – 60 minutes (1 element – tatami mat). Around £190
Sophia is from central/south America who is probably in her 30s. She has a pair of huge boobs (and if you are a boob guy) you will definitely love it – not fake. With regards to her looks, I would say she is pleasant. Her English is very basic – good enough to be directed but not enough for conversational. As this was only 1 element the whole experience was on the tatami mat. The experience starts with being ushered into the treatment room where I was offered a small bottle of water, cava, and some fruits. I was then asked to take a shower and lay myself on the tatami mat where the massage will begin. The quality of massage was very high – in terms of working the “knots” out and also sexually (plenty of ass swipes and reach under). I was then asked to flip over, encouraged to touch all over. I finish on her boobs.
Sophia is very technically gifted with her massage skills, edging techniques and her huge boobs. She is meticulous at ensuring she delivers a very high quality back and leg massage before proceeding with the “erotism” aspect. I was extremely satisfied after my session.
3: Veronika – 60 minutes (2 elements – tatami mat and soap bath). Around £250.
Veronika is a petite girl with good size boobs from Spain who is in her 30s. With regards to her looks, she is above average in my opinion. Extremely friendly and pleasant throughout the whole experience. Her English was good enough for basic conversations. The experience starts similarly as above with regards to shower on arrival, beverages and lying face down on the tatami mat. Veronika spend the first half of the massage focusing on delivering a high quality massage to “iron out” all the knots. I was impressed with the massage. There were enough ass swipes and reach under. It then moved on to the soap bath. Plenty of B2B however everything felt very mechanical. There was minimal edging and also the technique of finishing was sub-par (to my preference).
Veronika is technically gifted with her massage skills and ensure she delivers a high quality massage. In nit picking the whole experience, she lacks the high level delivery of sensuality/erotism that will bring your experience to the next level. It all felt very mechanical towards the end. This is by no means a terrible or bad experience.
Overall
Thaizen is expensive and for charging at this price point, customers are going to have high expectations. The business does well in delivering high quality tantric massage experience where they do not short change you on time. I would highly recommend Anna and Sophia without reservations.
Tantra Massage Barcelona (
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Communication
WhatsApp to book. This was a seamless effort with replies almost instantaneously. The booking was done on the same day. The company will inform you the available girls at the time of your booking and send you the photos of the girls (censored faces – but body not edited). Girls were booked prior to attending. Duration of massage was booked but not type of massage.
Set up/introduction
This was located in an office block just on La Ramblas. Once buzz in, you are directed to a waiting room. The set up gives you the impression of a office block or a flat that has been converted to provide massage or spa services. It does not give you the sense of 5 stars. Nevertheless it was well presented and clean. The girls that you book will call you from the waiting room to the treatment room where she will go through with you the massage options.
The Girl/Experience
1: Violetta – 60 minutes experience with 2 endings. 230 Euro
Violetta is a pretty, dark haired, slim with great ass and boobs who is in her 20s from Central/South America. The experience starts with Violetta stripping and asking for us to take a shower together. In the shower, there was B2B contact and she touches me and grinds my dick with her huge ass. There was light kissing (not on the lips). Fingering was made clear that it could only be on the outside. She proceeds to a hand job for my first ending in the shower. We then move on to the massage mat. She delivers a very high quality massage on both the back and the front. On the front, she is talented in her B2B skills and uses her assets (boobs) to her advantage. 2nd ending with a hand job.
Violetta is a good technical masseuse with great assets. She is also young and pretty which ticks all of my boxes. What I find lacking in the experience was the lack of sensuality, erotism and the feeling of being intimate. At times she gave the impression that it was a chore.
2: Martha – 60 minutes experience with 2 endings. 230 Euro.
External Link/Members OnlyMartha is a young (20s) girl who is slim and has a great ass and boobs. She says it is all natural. She is from Latvia and speaks good English (fully conversational). She is good at breaking the ice. The experience starts with a strip dance, asks me to undress her and we then take a shower together. The shower starts with b2b contact and she touches me and grinds my dick with her huge ass. There was DFK and loads of rubbing. She asked if I would like to finish once or twice, saying that in most instances her customers can only finish once, so that is what was agreed on. Fingering was allowed as long as it was “light clit fingering” Once shower was over, proceeded on to the massage mat. Martha is very skilled at massaging. She is able to incorporate the erotic elements of a massage without skimping on the non-erotic elements. I then flip after the back massage was over and she starts her B2B which was very good. She uses her curves and boobs to deliver them. There were some DFK. Ended with a very well delivered HJ. She does moaned a lot while I was fingering her. We then went back to the shower and she did ask me if I wanted to try a second finish in the shower but I thought to leave it be.
Martha is technically gifted and knows how to use her assets very well. She delivers a high quality experience and ensure you enjoy the journey and not just the destination. It did not feel mechanical.
3: Zoe – 60 minutes experience with 2 endings. 230 Euro.
External Link/Members OnlyZoe is a young girl (20s) who is slim, above average height and has decent ass and boobs. She has tattoos on her limbs and a nipple piercing. With regards to her looks, she has very sharp facial features. Gorgeous face, a stunner in my opinion. She is originally from South/Central America. Her English is good and can carry out conversations. The experience starts with a strip dance (nothing to rave about) which then proceeds on to the shower where an assisted shower was provided. It then ends with a hand job/grind for my first ending. We then proceed onto the massage mat. There were plenty of reach under and ass swipes. Touching was allowed everywhere. She then flipped me over and finished me with a hand job. I was then ushed back to the shower where she washed me off.
Zoe is a young gorgeous looking girl and from a visual aspect, is the type of girl I would dream of having this experience with and unfortunately this is where all the positives end for me. Her strip dance was poor, the assisted shower and first ending was rushed, her massage technique was average at best and there was very minimal erotism and sensuality. The hand job was mechanical.
Overall
Massajes Tantra is expensive with pricing comparable to Thaizen. It however lacks the “lush” spa kind of set up and the feeling of being treated like a valued customer that Thaizen offers. This is however extremely variable as it very much depends on the masseuse you choose. On a plus point, there is a greater sense of security with Massajes Tantra as you are allowed to view the masseuse in advance which will aid your pick.
Blue Velvet (
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Communication
This was caried out via WhatsApp. Contact was effortless and pictures were provided of the girls who were available. This was arranged on the same day.
Set up/Introduction
This was carried out in a “love hotel” which was arranged and booked by Blue Velvet. I arrived slightly earlier at the love hotel, about 15 mins. I received a text 15 mins before the set time that Natasha was on her way. I was greeted by the reception lady who could not speak a word of English however was obviously dealing with punters on a regular basis. I paid 29 euros for the room for 60mins up front and was brought to the room by the receptionist. She told me Natasha was not here yet, and I was happy to wait for her in the room
The Girl/Experience
Natasha – 60 minutes. 200 Euros for 60minutes, 2 finishes. OWO, DFK, GFE included.
External Link/Members OnlyNatasha is a young (20s) girl who is in her 20s from central/south America who is stunningly gorgeous with fair skin. Photos provide by the agency are representative of the person she is. She is slim, small boobs and great ass. When she arrived we exchanged pleasantries, and after she suggested we should shower first. We get in the tiny shower and showered each other. She is friendly and speaks perfect English. After we shower we then proceed to the bed. We start of DFK for a good 5-10 mins, and I then proceed to finger and lick her all over. She only moans slightly, and after licking her pussy and fingering her for about 5-10 mins, I then guide her for OWO. She gives what I would describe as a good but not amazing OWO, with no deepthroat however she is not afraid to spit and suck the dick pretty vigorously. She gives me OWO for a good 5mins, and I then tell her lets fuck and she puts the condom on and gets on cowgirl. She rides pretty amazing, and not wanting to cum so quickly I get her off and take her in doggy and missionary. She also allows slight spanking and choking. I finished in doggy in the condom the first time. After which I clean up slightly in the toilet and re-join her in bed where she was lying naked.
We then chat and talk for about 10 minutes after which she then asks if I would like to go for a second round. We start DFK again, this time more aggressive and spontaneous. Seeing as I just came 5-10 mins ago, it took a lot longer for me to get going. Natasha noticed that and gave me OWO, she went on for a good 10 mins and I believe at some point she wanted to take me to the end via oral as she was doing it very whole heartedly (still - no deepthroat). We then fuck again for a good 10 minutes in various positions. This time round I came in her mouth. We both then got into the shower before parting ways.
Overall
Natasha is a beautiful girl who I will definitely love to fuck. However, the whole experience is slightly more passive which is not my cup of tea. Natasha obliges to do pretty much anything sexual if you guide and tell her, however I was probably hoping for someone more commanding instead of passive. This is by no means a negative for Natasha or blue velvet as they frequently advertise that their top selling points are girls providing GFE.
OK Escort (
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Communication
This was caried out via WhatsApp. Contact was effortless and pictures were provided of the girls who were available. This was arranged on the same day.
Set up/Introduction
I arrived just on time at the love hotel which was arranged by the agency. I was greeted by the reception lady who could not speak a word of English however was obviously dealing with punters on a regular basis. I paid 29euros for the room for 60mins up front and found out that Marina was already waiting in a separate room for me. We then went up to the room, room looked quite basic and doors quite thin, could hear people walking past.
The Girl/Experience
Marina – 60 minutes 200 Euros for 60 minutes.
External Link/Members OnlyMarina is a young (20s) girl from Russia. She is sweet, slim with smaller than average boobs and bum. Her command of the English language is good and is happy to converse in English. With regards to her looks, she is above average. She does look better than the photos the agency provided. After exchanging some chat, we took turns having shower and then to the bed. This was a GFE , lots of cuddling, DFK and slow touching. You could eat her out as well. Likes a bit of spanking. I felt she was a little too passive for my liking. Finished while deep throating her.
I then had a quick shower and was intending to go back for round 2. We ended up cuddling and more DFK and unfortunately I ran out of time. She is a also a constant clock watcher. She left very hastily as she had another appointment soon after.
Overall
Very poor experience. I would not return. Clock watcher and gives the impression that she is only there to finish the deed as soon as possible.
Last but not least - Brothel
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I tried to book beforehand but it was 8am and told to just turn up. Was shown into a room and 5 girls took turns coming in one by one. Didn’t recognise any from the website. Prices were: €120 for 30mins, €160 for 45mins, €200 for 1 hour. Supposedly told that each basic included an erotic shower, 1 finish and erotic massage.
The punt: Chloe 45 minutes. Unfortunately I believe this establishment is probably prone to BNS, the picture on the website is now no longer the same picture that was there before I went on the punt.
Spanish Slim, girl who speaks Spanish, French and barely any English. Very bubbly and told me I was her first customer today. Large boobs but she told me she has had implants. She asked to order drinks, I accepted but didn’t know it was so expensive! €30 for a bottle of water and a vodka lemonade. Chloe tried to keep everything light by doing a bit of a dance with me, probably because we were struggling with the language. Nice little striptease and we both then got into the shower.. We then went on to bed and she very quickly placed a condom on me. She went straight for OW. We then had sex in a few positions initiated by myself. This felt more professional as their goal was to get you to finish as soon as possible. There is no kissing or DFK. She does ride cowgirl very well on the plus side. As we still had some time left Chloe then proceed to an erotic massage which felt very forced. She rather just sit there and chatted which I did not understand as there was a language barrier.
Overall
Place to go there for a quick bang for your buck. I would only go for 30 minutes max and do not order any drinks.
Take home points-
Being in a long term relationship, the massage definitely appeals to me as the massage scene in BCN is extremely well done and organised. The places are well made and looked after, the girls pride themselves on performing good massages while providing the erotic and tantra aspect that we men tend to seek. However, if you wish to fuck and hammer away at a young fresh spanish/ or more often than not South American beauty between the ages of 20-27 in BCN, going with BV/OKE/EA will definitely meet those needs. The end goal is the same, however what matters most is the perils and joys of the journey! If you are just up for a quick fuck, not much planning involved or are not picky about the girls or her looks/location/encounter etc, brothels are the place to be as girls there act with one goal in mind - to get you off! The sex is instant and mechanical, however to those not wishing the GFE sex as if it were with your significant other but years younger and (probably) hotter, brothels are right up your street!
I hope this long post has given clarity and hopefully confidence to the next new punter considering on embarking on this glorious journey, to take those brave first new baby steps and possibly consider BCN as your first stint! We definitely enjoyed ourselves in the 3 days here, having had amazing food and drinks, and being physically drained of our bodily fluids on a daily basis! Yes the cost is there, and the massages and escorts don't come cheap, however joy and happiness is priceless, no? If you can save up or command the spending power, I can not recommend BCN enough. I know Anna and Natasha will be playing on my mind for the months to come. Now as we get off the plane and back to gloomy England.. the only thing looming on our minds is.. where to next?
