Hanna @ London Royal Massage, Chancery Lane. Fun but pricey

[Fuzzyduck]

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Hanna's received some mixed reviews over the years but I was at a loose end and had wanted to give this outfit a go.

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Location
The Chancery Lane branch is at a well known Chinese shop on the Grays Inn Road, 5 mins from the tube. I've been there a few times before but not for many years. Clean, narrow room with shower at the end. There's not enough room to approach the table from both sides so any therapeutic messages will be limited. Although it was pokey, the atmosphere was chilled with low lighting.

The girl
Surprisingly, it's the girl in the pic, but she's a few years older. Pretty, Polish blonde, 30ish and unfortunately she's botoxed her lips which makes her less attractive IMO. She's thicker set than I imagined from the photo but not fat. I'd guess at size 10 with lovely, natural 34c tits. Not that chatty initially although she warmed up as we went along.

The service
Thanks to previous reviewers for forwarning me about her pricing so I could avoid getting off on the wrong foot. I asked for B2B and we agreed on touching. Let's be clear: £140 for B2B and fondle is a lot. Too much if I'm honest.

Quick shower beforehand and on to my front. Long, firm strokes on my legs and back, and she was on the table much sooner than I had expected. Slow B2B and I enjoyed feeling her tits on my back. Although I wasn't getting hard with this, I found it very relaxing. Asked to flip maybe 20 minutes in. When meeting someone for B2B the first time I usually explore to see how tactile I can be but, since it was agreed up front, I was hands on as soon as she started the front slides. Playing with her tits was great fun and she was happy with me sucking on her nipples, as well as exploring her pussy. With the oil glistening on her tits and fingers buried in her pussy I was giving serious consideration to trying to fuck her. I asked whether anything else was available, and the offer of OW for £50 was enough to bring me back to reality. If OWO was an option, I might have caved in. Since she was playing with my cock from pretty early in the punt, I was happy just to see things out in the traditional way, and came hard over my tummy. There was no edging but it felt quite natural and wasn't rushed.

She gave me some paper to clean up and hopped in the shower. I was a little peeved that she should be showering on my time yet, equally, at least I know she was probably fresh when I arrived. After my own shower and a bit of chat I was on my way in just over an hour.

£140/hr: £120/hr for massage, B2B and HJ + £20 for touching.

Rating
Hannah is friendly and the massage was a lot of fun. However, it's really expensive for what it is. More services are on offer but it starts becoming ridiculous and better value can be had elsewhere. There's no allure of WSWS so I can't see myself returning unless I lose my senses and want to spunk a load of cash. My advice to anyone seeing her is not to be rushed into the HJ and to make the most of your time. It could be very, very poor VFM otherwise.

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Thanks FD 

So 60 for the base massage and then +60 for a very qualified b2b of no fingering and no cumming on her?
The ++20 for "touching" was that specifically agreed "inside allowed" or just "touching" but she accepted penetration?

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks FD 

So 60 for the base massage and then +60 for a very qualified b2b of no fingering and no cumming on her?
The ++20 for "touching" was that specifically agreed "inside allowed" or just "touching" but she accepted penetration?

There wasn't an extended discussion on what "touching" meant. A previous review suggested she was open minded here so I felt my way to her clit and explored further. Whilst she's liberal in this regard, I think YMMV still applies so heavy-handedness won't be rewarded.

I suspect the base £60 + £60 gets you B2B/HJ but no access to tits/pussy. This seemed to lead to some of the frustration experienced in other reviews. I was willing to shell out the +£20 up front so I think my punt was better for it.

To be fair she grants far more access to her pussy than most providers I've met (extended finger fucking and playing with her clit) but I still expect access to tits/external pussy for £120.

[LLPunting]

There wasn't an extended discussion on what "touching" meant. A previous review suggested she was open minded here so I felt my way to her clit and explored further. Whilst she's liberal in this regard, I think YMMV still applies so heavy-handedness won't be rewarded.

I suspect the base £60 + £60 gets you B2B/HJ but no access to tits/pussy. This seemed to lead to some of the frustration experienced in other reviews. I was willing to shell out the +£20 up front so I think my punt was better for it.

To be fair she grants far more access to her pussy than most providers I've met (extended finger fucking and playing with her clit) but I still expect access to tits/external pussy for £120.

 
Just wanted to clarify for others' benefit.  As you said, pricey for what you got, for me that's 30-40 quid more for less service and access in an hour than I enjoy elsewhere, albeit at the loss of looks/age but trumped by a welcoming, engaged attitude.

[Fuzzyduck]

Just wanted to clarify for others' benefit.  As you said, pricey for what you got, for me that's 30-40 quid more for less service and access in an hour than I enjoy elsewhere, albeit at the loss of looks/age but trumped by a welcoming, engaged attitude.

Agreed, there is definitely better value elsewhere but, on this occasion, I was OK to suck up the premium.
That said, I've had a few very average £120 B2B gigs recelyr so I was probably just pleased to have a good time for a change