Anays Professional Massage Gateshead Guntree

[dexpunt]

I know that I have placed this review in the Punt section and I will explain why

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Fancied a massage and saw a new advert in the Gateshead area. Texted off and was told she was available immediately (not a good sign). Was quoted 40 quid for 30 mins inc HE. I thought what the hell I'll TOFTT

Address was a terraced house in Bensham with a downstairs bedroom. Dingy and damp feel to it.

When she opened the door I entered and looked behind it expecting a Thai lady............No what I was faced with was a huge Russian Ogre with pumped up lips and massive chebs. Hair tied back with the roughest looking face I've seen in a long time. I still havent mastered the art of walking and believe me this was 1 occasion I should have done so.

I handed over the vouchers and lay on the bed with my boxers on. When she came back in she said remove them and turn over in such a way that I was a little scared. The Russian accent was genuinely menacing. She asked if I wanted to upgrade to Sex or blow job but I wasn't interested at all. She then furiously wanked me off as fast as she could and tbh I closed my eyes and imagined nice things until it was over. Dressed in an awkward atmosphere and left ASAP.

This was probably the worst experience I've had in a punt (that actually happened) and feel obligated to let you all know so you can avoid

There wasn't any element of a massage so effectively I paid 40 quid for a rough wank from a Soviet monster, hence I have posted on this page

Be warned and avoid

Happy punting

[John Deere]

You seem to find all the rough ladys . HARR-HARR

[TomPI]

Bloody hell that sounds terrible , thanks for the  review and the warning

[wearsidemark]

Back in the USSR 

[Joe Cocker]

What exactly is your problem with walking away?

It didnt take me long to work out I wasnt going to waste my money on ugly fuckers, fat cunts or druggies.

I bet Ive walked away from at least 50 girls in the last 7yrs with no problems at all, the most was probably three in the same day and I walked on a Brazilian girl yesterday.

If you dont like what you see WTF would you pay to stay?

[Punter007]

I totally understand the reluctance to walk away sometimes. For me it's about not wanting to offend anyone, or worse still causing a scene. As time has gone on, however, it's much easier. Depends on how I'm feeling but sometimes I'll do the "Oh I've left my wallet in the car I'll just go and get it" and then scarper, or I'll just say "Sorry, you're not for me". Never had any bad experiences from this approach yet.

[dexpunt]

You seem to find all the rough ladys . HARR-HARR

Cheers mate! I guess its a numbers game. Kiss a lot of frogs and they can't all turn into princesses

[Firefighter123]

Now I’m intrigued! How old would you say she was??

[daviemac]

Now I’m intrigued! How old would you say she was??

Have I got this right? you've been here 2 years and your first contribution to the site is to show an interest in an SP who the OP of this review, with 73 reviews to his name, has said was the worst punt he's had and given it a strong negative.   

[dexpunt]

Now I’m intrigued! How old would you say she was??

Strange question as she is hideous regardless of her age but I would say anything between 30 and 45. Just to emphasise her age was the last thing to be concerned about with this WG.........I can't stress enough DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY!. but each to their own

[sesalovdarlo]

What exactly is your problem with walking away?

It didnt take me long to work out I wasnt going to waste my money on ugly fuckers, fat cunts or druggies.

I bet Ive walked away from at least 50 girls in the last 7yrs with no problems at all, the most was probably three in the same day and I walked on a Brazilian girl yesterday.

If you dont like what you see WTF would you pay to stay?

It wasn’t by chance a Brazilian in darlington (near station)?

[Joe Cocker]

No, Newcastle