Author Topic: Mila - N15 (South Tottenham)  (Read 13155 times)

Offline tantraman

Jimmythegent’s cutting edge TOFTT last month reassured me to finally allow a handy gal with a razor all over my cock, sack and crack …

Cheers for the review, Jimmythegent :hi: ... I like the sound of a body scrub and intimate shaving; there's no way I'd not get a raging boner during the latter, so it's great to know that HR can be whacked on top :dance:


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Logistics:

A text enquiry yields …

Hi
Price for massage
30-£40
45-£50
60-£60
90-£85

Intimate spa
30-£60
1h-£80

Price for body scrub
30-£50
45-£60
60-£80
90-£120

Price for facial
Scrub&mask £50

Price For waxing
Chest £30
Back £30
Hollywood £50 (intimate)
Brazilian £40
Full body £140
Full body + intimate £170

Price for shaving
Intimate £50
Full body £150
Full body + intimate shaving £160

Cupping-£30

N15 xxx


… and so I booked intimate shaving for £50, reassured that I could ask for my busting balls to be released for a further £20; lovely!


Location:

Annoyingly, the postcode leads to spot a bit beyond the entrance to Mila’s base’s front entrance, which is part of a ‘business centre’ in an industrial offshoot from a side road … it was tricky to find, but some back and forth with Mila on the phone got me there! It was a 10min stroll from Tottenham Hale tube station; there’s free parking within the nearby retail park, which is a 5min walk away.

Mila rents a first floor room, along a dingy corridor, which has multiple other rooms for business rental … fortunately, I didn't bump into anyone, but I guess this could happen quite easily. The room is well-kitted out for the professional services above, housing a comfy massage table at its centre … but there is no sink, so Mila carries in water from outside; I didn't need the toilet, and expect this’d be communal. There is bright lighting when needed (viz. when shaving!) … and mood lighting when needed (viz. when wanking!) … along with scented candles and chilled tunes.


Looks:

Mila is as per photos from the various links above …

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… but she isn't the lass in this Sensual Massages image ...

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... unless this is an old photo of her from younger and tighter days. Either way, I found Mila super-MILFy … a pretty face, well-made-up, framed by blonde long locks … standing 5’6” with a curvy Size 10 bod … delish D-cups under a tight white T-shirt; round firm ass beneath black leggings; slight belly inbetween the curves.

Mila must be in her 30s easy … she’s Polish with good English, and indeed is charming and chatty.


Services:

After Mila, all smiles, greeted me into her room, we confirmed my need for an intimate shave … and Mila explained it’d take 30mins … ‘Excellent!’, I thought; what’s not to like about a half-hour’s handling of one’s cock and balls?!? She then asked if I was after anything else … and I admitted that I’ll no doubt have boner, and so perhaps she could defuse it … she laughed,  and said that’d be no problem, but didn’t mention a price.

I undressed, as Mila popped out to fetch water. I was ready and naked on the table … unusually my cock was soft and timid, clearly suffering trepidation … Mila sensed my worry, and reassured she’d never cut anyone. So, gloves on, from my left side, Mila started off with a hot towel massage to clean up my tackle and open up my pores. Then followed a disinfecting wash … and by now she naturally had me erect. As a blinding top light was needed, my eyes/face were now protected beneath a towel. I next felt shaving foam or gel being applied all over and around my groin … nice. And then, the shaving started … it actually felt nothing more than simple stretching and rubbing, defo nothing sharp. I liked the way Mila would hold my solid shaft side to side up and down, as she stretched skin all around the base. The only bit of slightly sensitive shaving was up my undershaft, but this was fortunately brief.

Cock and it base all around done, Mila then started on my balls … I again liked the feel of her stretching and ‘playing’ with them, as they were gently ‘rubbed’ (shaved). She extended her work to my inner things and up and down my gooch. Finally, I felt the a soothing hot towel be applied over and around all shaved areas, as Mila asked if I'd liked my ass shaved too … why not!

Towel off my face, I loved the baby-smooth look of my cock and balls already … I suddenly looked much longer than my 5.5”! After admiring myself, I assumed a position on all fours, my ass up and cheeks splayed. Hot towel, disinfecting wash, foam/gel … and Mila was away, up and down my crack with sharp skill, and gently around my tender ring. All this was quite quick, and a enjoyed the feel a hot towel to signify the end.

Mila then asked me to lie on my back again, and dimmed the lights … her gloves came off, and she applied a moisturizer all over my shamed bits with her bare hands … resulting in a raging hardon, begging to be dealt with … Mila smiled and advised now that HR would be an extra £20, which I of course readily accepted. And wow … what followed was a super-sensual and slow-swirly lingam massage … delicate and tender throughout, along with good face from Mila, acting as if some orgasmic zone herself … and she added extra elements, like blowing and breathing on my cock and belly and nipples, actually almost kissing my nipples. As I was being geared up, Mile naturally allowed me freedom to feel up her clothed ass with my left hand, around her right flank, up to her covered tits. I soon enough spurted hard in her hands … and she squeezed and swirled til I was spent. Magic!

At this end, Mila wet-wiped me up and sorted me out with hot towelling one last time, as I was in my post-cum reverie. She then handed me a ready glass of water, which I rose up to drink. I then dressed up, as Mila sat at her little desk behind a screen … and we engaged in some genial chit chat. I finally handed over a well-spent £70, and was out by 44mins.


Conclusion:

Mila delivered an amazingly Positive sexperience … her utterly professional intimate shaving was akin to edging over 30mins … and her HR deserves to be called a lingam massage. I’ll no doubt be back for regular shaves and more, and I’m especially now keen to sample Mila’s various massage offerings; I’ll be sure to add to this thread.

« Last Edit: April 23, 2023, 01:29:03 am by tantraman »

Offline webpunter

Intimate spa
30-£60
1h-£80

Finally, I felt the a soothing hot towel be applied over and around all shaved areas, as Mila asked if I'd liked my ass shaved too … why not!

Quality reporting  :hi:
I do like to keep littleWP & his two mates spick & span
Tho i might have to let some slight re-growth occurr
Just to enjoy the shave

Having the arse & crack shaved appeals
Nice & smooth
& a tad more difficult to access in the shower
A soothing hot towel has occasionally been applied after R&T sessions i've had, something quite special 
Especially when the mind is still spinning feeling euphoric after thunderbirds-are-go
I find that with the crack shaved then when farting there is an increase in volume & it goes up an octave too :D

I wonder what the intimate spa entails ?

Noted that one of pictures aint her [good intel] tho she still looks a bit of a babe

Only one question - what's the score on the razor used ?  A bic could be a bit of a disaster  :scare:


Offline Jimmythegent

Tantraman. Glad that you've taken the intimate shaving plunge. There is a distinct lack of women offering this kind of service,particularly in london and the South East,so let's hope she sticks around

Offline tantraman

Only one question - what's the score on the razor used ?  A bic could be a bit of a disaster  :scare:

Hey Webby :hi:

I didn't see the razor, as my face was under a light towel (protecting my eyes from the blinding glare of the top lights, which of course Mila required during the delicate shaving).

Moreover, I didn't want to see her in action with a blade around my nether regions :scare: ... preferring to chill in the feel of the service.

Having said that, the razor was wielded like one of those ones with a flexible swivel head, as opposed to a fixed disposable Bic job ... either way, as Mila had confidently promised, she didn't cut me! :yahoo:

Offline tantraman

Tantraman. Glad that you've taken the intimate shaving plunge ...

Much obliged to your TOFTT and reassurance, Jimmy ... you are indeed a gent, good sir :drinks:

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:drinks: Smoothly gliding onto the hot list!

Hopefully with a different blade to that used on @TM's tackle !


Offline Stevehgl3

Great review as always! And has encouraged me to see her soon. Would you say she’s a trained at massages? Also do you think there will be more extras on offer? Cheers!


Offline tantraman

Would you say she’s a trained at massages?

Absolutely, Stevehgl3 ... her offerings are professional, as is her room set-up. Indeed, when I enquired about her 'Intimate spa' session, Mila mentioned it involved a proper physiotherapeutic massage with an 'intimate' ending (read: happy ending). I fully intend to find out, and shall report back, unless another does first.


Also do you think there will be more extras on offer?

Beyond HR akin to lingam massage, I doubt it ... although I was allowed to feel up Mila's clothed ass and tits, whilst being edged and indeed when cumming, she didn't offer to remove her clothes at any point. Also, I can't see how she'd perform B2B (or indeed any full-on activities) without easy access to wash/shower facilities for both her and her clients. Anyway, ya don't know til ya ask ... so maybe I'll see if I can charm a blowjob out of her after building rapport and trusts with repeated visits, but of course YMMV!

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« Last Edit: April 23, 2023, 05:45:21 pm by tantraman »

Offline Stevehgl3

Thanks for the comments, I’ll see if I can pay a visit soon and report back my findings  :drinks:

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Offline webpunter

Are you positive there's no shower on the premises?
Are you a bit dense ?
Try these:
  • reading the review where @TM found this massage burd
  • buy the attached & have a shower in the car park  ;)

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Offline tantraman

Are you positive there's no shower on the premises?

I am positive, as you can read from the FEATURES of this 'multi-purpose space' for small businesses renting a single room :music: ...

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« Last Edit: April 23, 2023, 10:52:36 pm by tantraman »

Offline Jim7519

I texted her and she wants 30 £ deposit before booking .

Offline tantraman

I texted her and she wants 30 £ deposit before booking .

Hmm, that's news ... not only did she not ask for a deposit from me, but Mila didn't even ask for payment on arrival and I only handed over cash after getting dressed up and leaving :unknown:

Offline Jim7519

Maybe too many people are trying to book her after your excellent review ??

Offline tantraman

Maybe too many people are trying to book her after your excellent review ??

... dammit, the curse of a Positive review strikes again! :dash:

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... dammit, the curse of a Positive review strikes again! :dash:

Hope Mila doesn't become the new External Link/Members Only - impossible to book because a ukpunter left a glowing review.   :angry:

Offline willholiday101

Can I ask why you didn't go for the waxing option?

Always seems a longer lasting option, with regrowth happening later than shaving. Price seems on a par with shaving at Mila's

Offline Stevehgl3

Can I ask why you didn't go for the waxing option?

Always seems a longer lasting option, with regrowth happening later than shaving. Price seems on a par with shaving at Mila's

Saw her recently, she said the deposit is because a customer got obsessed and after she blocked him he ended up creating ‘fake bookings’ to sabotage her business. I think I believe her, she came across as very professional and sweet, and her massage (naked) + lingam skills are very good. Will review at some point

Offline webpunter

Can I ask why you didn't go for the waxing option?

Always seems a longer lasting option, with regrowth happening later than shaving. Price seems on a par with shaving at Mila's

I've had some waxing done
Not on littleWP & his two mates though  :scare:
Even elsewhere it was painful & itchy as fuck

This geezer gets two pops out with a waxing
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Offline willholiday101

I've had some waxing done
Not on littleWP & his two mates though  :scare:
Even elsewhere it was painful & itchy as fuck

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Yeah you need to grit your teeth and bare it. Waxing is a bit brutal. I used the get done by a Scottish granny who was excellent. She only had female clients but I think she enjoyed handling my tackle and see me writhing... :D

A slathering of oil afterwards should stop any itch.

Offline webpunter

Yeah you need to grit your teeth and bare it. Waxing is a bit brutal. I used the get done by a Scottish granny who was excellent. She only had female clients but I think she enjoyed handling my tackle and see me writhing... :D

A slathering of oil afterwards should stop any itch.

A mate of mine had his back & chest waxed for holiday
When i mention mate this is actually the case, he's a bit hairy
Lotion applied afterwards by the burd doing the waxing however he had a number of pimples / spots a couple of days later
Apparently its best to have a cold shower afterwards to close the pores where the follicles have been yanked out
Pimples & spots around the tackle wont look the best  :scare:

Crikey this thread is becoming like a health & beauty topic for burds  :rolleyes: :D
Tho there is the ending which is our interest

A couple of questions if you dont mind
- did you firm up with the scootish grannie ?
- & did she toss the caber ?
 ;)
 

Offline tantraman

Can I ask why you didn't go for the waxing option?

... as you later admit, willholiday101, waxing is brutal :scare: ... I haven't the mettle to endure it :blush:

Offline tantraman

Saw her recently, she said the deposit is because a customer got obsessed and after she blocked him he ended up creating ‘fake bookings’ to sabotage her business. I think I believe her, she came across as very professional and sweet, and her massage (naked) + lingam skills are very good. Will review at some point

As I've been once, I hope she'll see me as a regular and not demand a deposit ... especially as you mention you got a "naked" massage off Mila :yahoo: ... was that her simply nude as she massaged you or was Mila on top of you in B2B slipperiness ... and how much was this "naked" option? If your review is imminent, Stevehgl3, I can wait to learn.

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Offline willholiday101

A mate of mine had his back & chest waxed for holiday
When i mention mate this is actually the case, he's a bit hairy
Lotion applied afterwards by the burd doing the waxing however he had a number of pimples / spots a couple of days later
Apparently its best to have a cold shower afterwards to close the pores where the follicles have been yanked out
Pimples & spots around the tackle wont look the best  :scare:

Crikey this thread is becoming like a health & beauty topic for burds  :rolleyes: :D
Tho there is the ending which is our interest

A couple of questions if you dont mind
- did you firm up with the scootish grannie ?
- & did she toss the caber ?
 ;)

I was tempted to try it on with the granny! She was in good shape and her accent added to the allure. Unfortunately first couple of times i was with my girlfriend who liked to watch me suffering  :( Then after i ditched GF I knew they were friends and she had a bit of a no nonsense air about her..... I believe mine was the only caber she handled!!

Offline Stevehgl3

As I've been once, I hope she'll see me as a regular and not demand a deposit ... especially as you mention you got a "naked" massage off Mila :yahoo: ... was that her simply nude as she massaged you or was Mila on top of you in B2B slipperiness ... and how much was this "naked" option? If your review is imminent, Stevehgl3, I can wait to learn.

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She told me deposit only once so you won’t need that now that she knows you. Nude at the end when I flipped it was £120/hr for massage with HJ naked, nice C/D cups I think enhanced but well done with yummy nipples big areolas. Touching allowed although no fingering allowed, no sliding or B2B, but I have a feeling she would if you ask. Sucked her books and played with her ass and asshole  while she lingamed me, pretty skilful as you reported. The massage was actually pretty good firm and worked some knots, ended up with a hot towel scrub, loads of nice details. I’ll be returning

« Last Edit: April 25, 2023, 10:25:06 am by Stevehgl3 »

Offline tantraman

Cheers, Stevehgl3, for the advance intel ...

... no sliding or B2B, but I have a feeling she would if you ask ...

... for me, she would definitely have to for a hefty £120/hr :music:

Offline tantraman

Just updating with a few new photos from Mila's various online profiles :music: ...

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Mila remains my go-to-gal for an edgingly intimate shave :kissgirl:; just popping up her latest links and ads with their latest photos :coolgirl: ...

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Offline webpunter

Mila remains my go-to-gal for an edgingly intimate shave :kissgirl:; just popping up her latest links and ads with their latest photos :coolgirl: ...

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She does look FAF
I can get over the no shower stuff just avoid nipple sucking after punters jizz on her rack etc

I'm wondering how many punters she can shave before changing the bic razor ?
Into three figures  :unknown:
These dont work well at the best of times, even when new
Even the likes of Gillette & WilkinsonS will leave very minor cuts on the skin just not visible
I suppose with bic razors you can at least see the blood   
Best of British Sir  :hi:

& dont forget to take some plasters for the ball bag & shaft  ;)

Offline tantraman

I love my usual session with Mila :kissgirl: ... she leaves me feeling smoother than a baby's bum :cool:; I preserve latest VS ad :music: ...

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I love my usual session with Mila :kissgirl: ... she leaves me feeling smoother than a baby's bum :cool:; I preserve latest VS ad :music: ...

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Very nice
Do you take your own razor or let her use her own one [a Bic maybe] ?  ;)

Offline tantraman

Do you take your own razor or let her use her own one [a Bic maybe] ?  ;)

Nope, Webby ... I simply provide my hairy tackle, and leave Mila to do her expert business on me; I'm not sure what razor she uses, but I know it's disposable :thumbsup:

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