Author Topic: Jade - London Victoria - House of Divine  (Read 2366 times)

Offline spirogreek

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Well today i book this first time, I call for early but the maid told me that she is available upstairs at 17:30 only, so i book that slot for 30min and 80£....
I arrive 5min prior, and they greeted me and put me to the room, Jade was wearing some net type black stocking with blue bra and underwear, she needed the bathroom so we started 17:32, with some good kisses standing, so slowly i undo her bra and she remove also some glasses that she had, and it was on the way on our face, she has a voice that is prompt to a woman of 30's and not 20 that they describe on the site, despite that she is very petite, with the smallest nipples i ever see ! smaller than a mans...
We move to the bed and she placed herself sideways and she ask if i like owo i said yes, she proceed but she only took the head and a bit more and she was gasping !, now she strted using hand a lot and spit a bit, she ask me after 5 min if i like to put the condom, so i said no let's do some 69...She come on top lying completely flat !, so i could not do much, after another 5 min i push myself out of this and i ask her to lie down, so i climb myself on top for 69, she accepted it and then she open her legs wich was better, but the gasping continue if i put more than a head on her mouth, anyway, i turn for the condom, she ask again and the position, so i said again lie down and then we change...this was good, since she never refuse kissing, or to lift her legs up, actually she said that it feels good, then i move down and i place my arm around her neck in a more sensual position and i was kissing her neck...before i come i stop and i ask for doggy, she got up and use some lubricant, i said it is not necessary but she said it needed, another 3 min doggy with myself standing and i cum, since i could feel that she pressurise for that, in total from the beginning to the end 18min, and if i accepted the first suggestion to put condom that would be like 10min session....she is very polite and good to talk, and kiss, but she is cheating on time without delivering...so the price for 18min it is (TGH - that means (to god damn High).

Offline Magic500

Interesting review but I don't read that as a negative at all.
She was willing and did her best to try different positions.
So you came after 18 minutes. That's your own fault -not hers.


Offline rage666

Interesting review but I don't read that as a negative at all.
She was willing and did her best to try different positions.
So you came after 18 minutes. That's your own fault -not hers.

If you pressurised to cum or restricted on position during a punt, that definitely not a positive one!

Offline VidiViciVeni

she got up and use some lubricant, i said it is not necessary
I might be off base here, but this strikes me as a bit weird? Surely her vagina = her rules, and if she feels she needs lube to be comfortable then so be it?

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong -- it's just something I'd never imagine requesting during sex (paid or otherwise).

Offline spirogreek

Interesting review but I don't read that as a negative at all.
She was willing and did her best to try different positions.
So you came after 18 minutes. That's your own fault -not hers.
Yes thank you, but you forget the psychology of this.....she just suck for few minutes, and play by hand most, also just taking the head....so crap blowjob to start, then she suggesting after that to fuck and put a condom...no 69 no nothing, if i did not ask....What is this ? She is not aware of the time in space ? and then on the 69 she lie FLAT on top !! Weird situation...don't you think ?? If this is positive then what is negative ???

Offline spirogreek

I might be off base here, but this strikes me as a bit weird? Surely her vagina = her rules, and if she feels she needs lube to be comfortable then so be it?

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong -- it's just something I'd never imagine requesting during sex (paid or otherwise).
To correct that, i use my condom witch is already lubricated....then she was not tight anyway, and I also she was plenty moist down there all the way to her ass...from using this lubricant obviously early on... From my experience this is a bad sign of a woman who like to feel less as possible....I am normal size anyway, and i don't play hard either....

Offline spirogreek

If you pressurised to cum or restricted on position during a punt, that definitely not a positive one!
Spot ON...that's what happened here...

Offline Skyjuice1000

It’s about time people start saying half hour means half hour let them set the clock if they want but if you pay for half an hour you should be able to fuck 2,3, times if you can manage

Offline spirogreek

It’s about time people start saying half hour means half hour let them set the clock if they want but if you pay for half an hour you should be able to fuck 2,3, times if you can manage
Yes they taking the piss... most of them the suck for what is 3min by the clock...and then ask you to put the condom to fuck.....a man usually lasts the most 5-10min and they know that. We have to tell them in the beginning when sometimes they ask what you like, that don't ask me for condom, only before the end of our time.

Offline oppaiSuki

Totally agree. I've never got 30 mins at HOD which is the reason why I never go for a longer appointment. I guess you might get the full 30 mins if you pay for 45?  :angry:

Offline spirogreek

Yes that is about correct, is usually 10min less, the only woman who keeps the full time consistent in every punt is Apple....that's why she has a ton of positive reviews....
But that is just one, oh lately I try the other one Lisa, that she is good as well...
But I keep loosing my money with trying the rest to find out...
The funny thing there is nowhere to put your cloths on the upstairs flat lately....they took away the only chair was in there...So look at that you pay serious money by the minute, and they give you shit in exchange most of the time...!!, also they treat you like robot, you have to be by the minute on their door, so that takes another 5 min from the punt out.
I believe the Government should intervene in this business to make it legal, clean and controlled, so we will have more variety and competition to make the establishments better for the people.

Offline boardyhell

so true apple really believes in customer satisfaction
seen her recently
will review